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I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, |
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And I think it's better than the way it's being run. |
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Oh the groundwork's laid, |
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No Don't be afraid, |
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I'm sure that |
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I can fix it, |
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When I figure out the physics. |
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ChorusMy evil plan to save the world, |
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Just you wait 'till it's unfurled, |
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It'll go down in history. |
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It's prophetic, |
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No, it's not pathetic. |
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I can't believe |
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I made it up myself. |
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I have an evil plan, |
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To save the world you understand, |
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The exemplary feat, you'd think |
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I'd have to cheat. |
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I'd make Voltaire proud, |
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Deep and furrow browed. |
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Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!" |
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BridgeGot tired of whining, |
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A grander scheme with silver lining, |
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For every boy and girl. |
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We can't be responsible, |
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For all that's wrong with this world. |
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Starving children in pain, |
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You can't believe in that |
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God.The world's not spinning your way, |
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Does every dog still have his day? |
