| [00:00.000] | 作词 : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : WillFlow |
| [00:22.950] | 从小到大他都是懂事的孩子 |
| [00:25.704] | 没打过架也从没有过江湖往事 |
| [00:28.700] | 阿妈说竞选班长时一定要第一个举手 |
| [00:31.694] | 结果班上只有他 一枝独秀 |
| [00:34.701] | 话痨的他总喜欢用心创造些幽默故事 |
| [00:37.697] | 但很快“幽默大王”的称号就被同学夺去 |
| [00:41.203] | 硬改花名 凑班对 总爱拿相貌说事 |
| [00:43.453] | 涂人校服 抽板凳 取笑同学老师 |
| [00:46.449] | 说着与年龄不符的社会荤黄脏话段子 |
| [00:49.701] | 引得不谙世事的孩子争相仿效之 |
| [00:51.698] | 身旁的好友似乎一个两个疏远了他 |
| [00:54.947] | 窄脚裤飞机头嘲笑他不懂潮流文化 |
| [00:57.201] | 渐渐嫌他撰写的故事太过无聊 |
| [00:59.951] | 封他一个称号 车大炮（粤语） |
| [01:03.445] | 年少的他 尽力克制做到不以为然 |
| [01:06.199] | 心里暗暗默许努力学习奋发图强 |
| [01:09.194] | 分明我活在人海 |
| [01:11.944] | 却仿佛置身事外 |
| [01:14.198] | 总是慢世界半拍 |
| [01:18.445] | 可初心不曾变改 |
| [01:31.694] | 多年之后同学聚会上 |
| [01:34.943] | “幽默大王”高调举杯亮相 |
| [01:37.450] | 创办公司早已赚得盆满钵满 |
| [01:40.446] | 出手阔绰今晚要“high爆全场” |
| [01:43.454] | 他迟到因为加班累得够呛 |
| [01:46.196] | 同学们招呼他到K房领唱 |
| [01:48.702] | 幽默大王礼貌与他握了握手 |
| [01:51.699] | 寒暄几句后 扭头与班花劈酒 |
| [01:54.694] | 那个谁 原来爸爸是个大行长 |
| [01:57.443] | 那个谁 今年行情大好翻了几番 |
| [02:00.451] | 那个谁 借钱买入深圳十套房 |
| [02:03.205] | 那个谁 兰博基尼拉法库里南 |
| [02:06.453] | 胡润财富榜的名人现场如假包换 |
| [02:09.947] | 跑调歌声显得此时此刻如此魔幻 |
| [02:11.944] | 不惯喝酒 不懂抽烟 不打麻将的他 |
| [02:14.452] | 挤在人群中央 默默发傻 |
| [02:17.193] | 曾经同桌路过突然发现了他 |
| [02:20.200] | 最近还好吗 怎不爱说话 你的变化好大 |
| [02:22.951] | 他此时惊觉自己怎会瞬间变成结巴 |
| [02:25.945] | 可现场话题众说纷纭仿佛不在同频段 |
| [02:28.952] | 曼彻斯特佛罗伦萨今年环球旅行 |
| [02:31.695] | YSL的唇膏色号春季哪款流行 |
| [02:34.444] | 双子白羊放荡不羁研究星盘命理 |
| [02:37.697] | 朋友离婚同事出轨深扒娱乐明星 |
| [02:40.193] | 他妈煮的鸭血粉丝没醋不够味道 |
| [02:43.455] | 春节回家抠门大舅死活不发红包 |
| [02:46.195] | Steam又降价了G胖又来打我荷包 |
| [02:48.704] | 通宵麻将扑克唱K一打山村土炮 |
| [02:51.452] | 今年都快30怎么还找不到女朋友 |
| [02:54.949] | 班上阿黄的娃都会跑了已经在打篮球 |
| [02:57.444] | 他试着融入话说出口却又换了话头 |
| [03:00.197] | 只好面带微笑 思绪却在九霄那头 |
| [03:03.447] | 分明我活在人海 |
| [03:05.955] | 却仿佛置身事外 |
| [03:08.695] | 总是慢世界半拍 |
| [03:12.701] | 可初心不曾变改 |
| [03:25.946] | 深夜回家 他终于感觉到自在 |
| [03:28.699] | 阿妈被门锁吵醒 出来看看情况 |
| [03:31.949] | 揉着惺忪睡眼问他喝不喝糖水 |
| [03:34.944] | 他说不了 阿妈还是去了灶台 |
| [03:37.698] | 人海浮沉 总是难免感到彷徨 |
| [03:40.193] | 自知之明 认清自己路在何方 |
| [03:43.443] | 书桌前还有堆未完成的长篇书稿 |
| [03:46.695] | 夜的第七章 等待他画上句号 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : WillFlow |
| [00:22.950] | cong xiao dao da ta dou shi dong shi de hai zi |
| [00:25.704] | mei da guo jia ye cong mei you guo jiang hu wang shi |
| [00:28.700] | a ma shuo jing xuan ban zhang shi yi ding yao di yi ge ju shou |
| [00:31.694] | jie guo ban shang zhi you ta yi zhi du xiu |
| [00:34.701] | hua lao de ta zong xi huan yong xin chuang zao xie you mo gu shi |
| [00:37.697] | dan hen kuai" you mo dai wang" de cheng hao jiu bei tong xue duo qu |
| [00:41.203] | ying gai hua ming cou ban dui zong ai na xiang mao shuo shi |
| [00:43.453] | tu ren xiao fu chou ban deng qu xiao tong xue lao shi |
| [00:46.449] | shuo zhe yu nian ling bu fu de she hui hun huang zang hua duan zi |
| [00:49.701] | yin de bu an shi shi de hai zi zheng xiang fang xiao zhi |
| [00:51.698] | shen pang de hao you si hu yi ge liang ge shu yuan le ta |
| [00:54.947] | zhai jiao ku fei ji tou chao xiao ta bu dong chao liu wen hua |
| [00:57.201] | jian jian xian ta zhuan xie de gu shi tai guo wu liao |
| [00:59.951] | feng ta yi ge cheng hao che da pao yue yu |
| [01:03.445] | nian shao de ta jin li ke zhi zuo dao bu yi wei ran |
| [01:06.199] | xin li an an mo xu nu li xue xi fen fa tu qiang |
| [01:09.194] | fen ming wo huo zai ren hai |
| [01:11.944] | que fang fu zhi shen shi wai |
| [01:14.198] | zong shi man shi jie ban pai |
| [01:18.445] | ke chu xin bu ceng bian gai |
| [01:31.694] | duo nian zhi hou tong xue ju hui shang |
| [01:34.943] | " you mo dai wang" gao diao ju bei liang xiang |
| [01:37.450] | chuang ban gong si zao yi zuan de pen man bo man |
| [01:40.446] | chu shou kuo chuo jin wan yao" high bao quan chang" |
| [01:43.454] | ta chi dao yin wei jia ban lei de gou qiang |
| [01:46.196] | tong xue men zhao hu ta dao K fang ling chang |
| [01:48.702] | you mo dai wang li mao yu ta wo le wo shou |
| [01:51.699] | han xuan ji ju hou niu tou yu ban hua pi jiu |
| [01:54.694] | na ge shui yuan lai ba ba shi ge da hang zhang |
| [01:57.443] | na ge shui jin nian hang qing da hao fan le ji fan |
| [02:00.451] | na ge shui jie qian mai ru shen zhen shi tao fang |
| [02:03.205] | na ge shui lan bo ji ni la fa ku li nan |
| [02:06.453] | hu run cai fu bang de ming ren xian chang ru jia bao huan |
| [02:09.947] | pao diao ge sheng xian de ci shi ci ke ru ci mo huan |
| [02:11.944] | bu guan he jiu bu dong chou yan bu da ma jiang de ta |
| [02:14.452] | ji zai ren qun zhong yang mo mo fa sha |
| [02:17.193] | ceng jing tong zhuo lu guo tu ran fa xian le ta |
| [02:20.200] | zui jin hai hao ma zen bu ai shuo hua ni de bian hua hao da |
| [02:22.951] | ta ci shi jing jue zi ji zen hui shun jian bian cheng jie ba |
| [02:25.945] | ke xian chang hua ti zhong shuo fen yun fang fu bu zai tong pin duan |
| [02:28.952] | man che si te fo luo lun sa jin nian huan qiu lv xing |
| [02:31.695] | YSL de chun gao se hao chun ji na kuan liu xing |
| [02:34.444] | shuang zi bai yang fang dang bu ji yan jiu xing pan ming li |
| [02:37.697] | peng you li hun tong shi chu gui shen ba yu le ming xing |
| [02:40.193] | ta ma zhu de ya xue fen si mei cu bu gou wei dao |
| [02:43.455] | chun jie hui jia kou men da jiu si huo bu fa hong bao |
| [02:46.195] | Steam you jiang jia le G pang you lai da wo he bao |
| [02:48.704] | tong xiao ma jiang pu ke chang K yi da shan cun tu pao |
| [02:51.452] | jin nian dou kuai 30 zen me hai zhao bu dao nv peng you |
| [02:54.949] | ban shang a huang de wa dou hui pao le yi jing zai da lan qiu |
| [02:57.444] | ta shi zhe rong ru hua shuo chu kou que you huan le hua tou |
| [03:00.197] | zhi hao mian dai wei xiao si xu que zai jiu xiao na tou |
| [03:03.447] | fen ming wo huo zai ren hai |
| [03:05.955] | que fang fu zhi shen shi wai |
| [03:08.695] | zong shi man shi jie ban pai |
| [03:12.701] | ke chu xin bu ceng bian gai |
| [03:25.946] | shen ye hui jia ta zhong yu gan jue dao zi zai |
| [03:28.699] | a ma bei men suo chao xing chu lai kan kan qing kuang |
| [03:31.949] | rou zhe xing song shui yan wen ta he bu he tang shui |
| [03:34.944] | ta shuo bu liao a ma hai shi qu le zao tai |
| [03:37.698] | ren hai fu chen zong shi nan mian gan dao pang huang |
| [03:40.193] | zi zhi zhi ming ren qing zi ji lu zai he fang |
| [03:43.443] | shu zhuo qian hai you dui wei wan cheng de chang pian shu gao |
| [03:46.695] | ye de di qi zhang deng dai ta hua shang ju hao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : WillFlow |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : WillFlow |
| [00:22.950] | cóng xiǎo dào dà tā dōu shì dǒng shì de hái zi |
| [00:25.704] | méi dǎ guò jià yě cóng méi yǒu guò jiāng hú wǎng shì |
| [00:28.700] | ā mā shuō jìng xuǎn bān zhǎng shí yí dìng yào dì yí gè jǔ shǒu |
| [00:31.694] | jié guǒ bān shàng zhǐ yǒu tā yī zhī dú xiù |
| [00:34.701] | huà láo de tā zǒng xǐ huān yòng xīn chuàng zào xiē yōu mò gù shì |
| [00:37.697] | dàn hěn kuài" yōu mò dài wáng" de chēng hào jiù bèi tóng xué duó qù |
| [00:41.203] | yìng gǎi huā míng còu bān duì zǒng ài ná xiàng mào shuō shì |
| [00:43.453] | tú rén xiào fú chōu bǎn dèng qǔ xiào tóng xué lǎo shī |
| [00:46.449] | shuō zhe yǔ nián líng bù fú de shè huì hūn huáng zāng huà duàn zǐ |
| [00:49.701] | yǐn de bù ān shì shì de hái zi zhēng xiāng fǎng xiào zhī |
| [00:51.698] | shēn páng de hǎo yǒu sì hū yí gè liǎng gè shū yuǎn le tā |
| [00:54.947] | zhǎi jiǎo kù fēi jī tóu cháo xiào tā bù dǒng cháo liú wén huà |
| [00:57.201] | jiàn jiàn xián tā zhuàn xiě de gù shì tài guò wú liáo |
| [00:59.951] | fēng tā yí gè chēng hào chē dà pào yuè yǔ |
| [01:03.445] | nián shào de tā jìn lì kè zhì zuò dào bù yǐ wéi rán |
| [01:06.199] | xīn lǐ àn àn mò xǔ nǔ lì xué xí fèn fā tú qiáng |
| [01:09.194] | fēn míng wǒ huó zài rén hǎi |
| [01:11.944] | què fǎng fú zhì shēn shì wài |
| [01:14.198] | zǒng shì màn shì jiè bàn pāi |
| [01:18.445] | kě chū xīn bù céng biàn gǎi |
| [01:31.694] | duō nián zhī hòu tóng xué jù huì shàng |
| [01:34.943] | " yōu mò dài wáng" gāo diào jǔ bēi liàng xiàng |
| [01:37.450] | chuàng bàn gōng sī zǎo yǐ zuàn de pén mǎn bō mǎn |
| [01:40.446] | chū shǒu kuò chuò jīn wǎn yào" high bào quán chǎng" |
| [01:43.454] | tā chí dào yīn wèi jiā bān lèi dé gòu qiāng |
| [01:46.196] | tóng xué men zhāo hū tā dào K fáng lǐng chàng |
| [01:48.702] | yōu mò dài wáng lǐ mào yǔ tā wò le wò shǒu |
| [01:51.699] | hán xuān jǐ jù hòu niǔ tóu yǔ bān huā pī jiǔ |
| [01:54.694] | nà gè shuí yuán lái bà bà shì gè dà háng zhǎng |
| [01:57.443] | nà gè shuí jīn nián háng qíng dà hǎo fān le jǐ fān |
| [02:00.451] | nà gè shuí jiè qián mǎi rù shēn zhèn shí tào fáng |
| [02:03.205] | nà gè shuí lán bó jī ní lā fǎ kù lǐ nán |
| [02:06.453] | hú rùn cái fù bǎng de míng rén xiàn chǎng rú jiǎ bāo huàn |
| [02:09.947] | pǎo diào gē shēng xiǎn de cǐ shí cǐ kè rú cǐ mó huàn |
| [02:11.944] | bù guàn hē jiǔ bù dǒng chōu yān bù dǎ má jiàng de tā |
| [02:14.452] | jǐ zài rén qún zhōng yāng mò mò fā shǎ |
| [02:17.193] | céng jīng tóng zhuō lù guò tū rán fā xiàn le tā |
| [02:20.200] | zuì jìn hái hǎo ma zěn bù ài shuō huà nǐ de biàn huà hǎo dà |
| [02:22.951] | tā cǐ shí jīng jué zì jǐ zěn huì shùn jiān biàn chéng jiē bā |
| [02:25.945] | kě xiàn chǎng huà tí zhòng shuō fēn yún fǎng fú bù zài tóng pín duàn |
| [02:28.952] | màn chè sī tè fó luó lún sà jīn nián huán qiú lǚ xíng |
| [02:31.695] | YSL de chún gāo sè hào chūn jì nǎ kuǎn liú xíng |
| [02:34.444] | shuāng zǐ bái yáng fàng dàng bù jī yán jiū xīng pán mìng lǐ |
| [02:37.697] | péng yǒu lí hūn tóng shì chū guǐ shēn bā yú lè míng xīng |
| [02:40.193] | tā mā zhǔ de yā xuè fěn sī méi cù bù gòu wèi dào |
| [02:43.455] | chūn jié huí jiā kōu mén dà jiù sǐ huó bù fā hóng bāo |
| [02:46.195] | Steam yòu jiàng jià le G pàng yòu lái dǎ wǒ hé bāo |
| [02:48.704] | tōng xiāo má jiàng pū kè chàng K yī dǎ shān cūn tǔ pào |
| [02:51.452] | jīn nián dōu kuài 30 zěn me hái zhǎo bu dào nǚ péng yǒu |
| [02:54.949] | bān shàng ā huáng de wá dōu huì pǎo le yǐ jīng zài dǎ lán qiú |
| [02:57.444] | tā shì zhe róng rù huà shuō chū kǒu què yòu huàn le huà tóu |
| [03:00.197] | zhǐ hǎo miàn dài wēi xiào sī xù què zài jiǔ xiāo nà tóu |
| [03:03.447] | fēn míng wǒ huó zài rén hǎi |
| [03:05.955] | què fǎng fú zhì shēn shì wài |
| [03:08.695] | zǒng shì màn shì jiè bàn pāi |
| [03:12.701] | kě chū xīn bù céng biàn gǎi |
| [03:25.946] | shēn yè huí jiā tā zhōng yú gǎn jué dào zì zài |
| [03:28.699] | ā mā bèi mén suǒ chǎo xǐng chū lái kàn kàn qíng kuàng |
| [03:31.949] | róu zhe xīng sōng shuì yǎn wèn tā hē bù hē táng shuǐ |
| [03:34.944] | tā shuō bù liǎo ā mā hái shì qù le zào tái |
| [03:37.698] | rén hǎi fú chén zǒng shì nán miǎn gǎn dào páng huáng |
| [03:40.193] | zì zhī zhī míng rèn qīng zì jǐ lù zài hé fāng |
| [03:43.443] | shū zhuō qián hái yǒu duī wèi wán chéng de cháng piān shū gǎo |
| [03:46.695] | yè de dì qī zhāng děng dài tā huà shàng jù hào |
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