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Ohh alcoholic |
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Ohh real good liquor |
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Ohh make you throw up |
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Ohh make you clumsy |
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Well... |
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My pop had a party at the house one night |
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On the last day of school and the food is all right |
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We had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hill |
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With four turntables and a reel to reel |
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All the pretty women came, no ugly chicks |
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All the stars came from the ritz |
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The people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquor |
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And they turn into a big screwdriver |
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Well... |
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My uncle is a 'holic' and he down a pound of whiskey ! |
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With an eight for a chaser |
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Spit it on the bouncer |
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Bouncer kicked his ass |
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And he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchen |
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Now he's layin' in the gutter like a skid row bum |
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Skid row bum style... |
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Ohh alcoholic |
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Ohh scotch and 800 |
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Ohh make you scratch the record |
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Ohh burn the spaghetti |
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Well... |
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I came home from school on a monday |
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I missed the radio reggae show |
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I felt like a rude boy |
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I could have slammed me a poseur |
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Well... |
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My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorway |
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As he dribbled on the table when he started to say |
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"you're not a rude boy, you're a lazy boy |
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You should make like a tree and leave |
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Make like a library and book |
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Make like a roach and bug off" |
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Ohh alcoholic you can't drive |
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Before you crash and go to jail |
