| 歌曲 | I Wish I Had A Date (Album Version) |
| 歌手 | Fishbone |
| 专辑 | In Your Face |
| 作词 : Kibby, Moore | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| So I wear my suit and tie | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| With a pretty girl in mind | |
| Well I'll take her out to dinner | |
| And I'll treat her real good | |
| I'll spend all my money on expensive food | |
| Show her off to all the rest of my friends | |
| I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10 | |
| I won't pay attention while my buddies scam | |
| I'll be in love with a bitchin' bim | |
| You know I am but at least she'll pretend | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| And a body for brawls and fights | |
| Well if I didn't have a chicken face | |
| I could mack 'em down the chicks at night | |
| Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me | |
| Just a little but not a lot | |
| And she'll go flirt with the tough guys | |
| And they'll fool around with her twat | |
| And for the moment that | |
| I have my back turned | |
| She's making out in the parking lot | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| With a lot of trust and devotion | |
| Well I wish | |
| I didn't have a chump | |
| Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean | |
| But if you know | |
| I had a date | |
| And she wouldn't play on me | |
| Cowwa-cowwa bunga | |
| Yeah, man, real peachy | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date |
| zuò cí : Kibby, Moore | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| So I wear my suit and tie | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| With a pretty girl in mind | |
| Well I' ll take her out to dinner | |
| And I' ll treat her real good | |
| I' ll spend all my money on expensive food | |
| Show her off to all the rest of my friends | |
| I' m not good lookin' but at least she' s a 10 | |
| I won' t pay attention while my buddies scam | |
| I' ll be in love with a bitchin' bim | |
| You know I am but at least she' ll pretend | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| And a body for brawls and fights | |
| Well if I didn' t have a chicken face | |
| I could mack ' em down the chicks at night | |
| Well we' ll go out at night and she' ll ignore me | |
| Just a little but not a lot | |
| And she' ll go flirt with the tough guys | |
| And they' ll fool around with her twat | |
| And for the moment that | |
| I have my back turned | |
| She' s making out in the parking lot | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| With a lot of trust and devotion | |
| Well I wish | |
| I didn' t have a chump | |
| Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean | |
| But if you know | |
| I had a date | |
| And she wouldn' t play on me | |
| Cowwacowwa bunga | |
| Yeah, man, real peachy | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date | |
| Well I wish | |
| I had a date |