No Compute 歌词

歌曲	No Compute
歌手	Funkadelic
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	作词 : Clinton, Shider
	Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless
	My imagination could no longer take me there
	So I slid into my copping haberdashery
	And gave into the original jones: sex
	Now my sexy jones was below sea level
	The hornies occupied my being
	I was at that stage where most men would say
	"Hey ho, it's your life or your legs"
	but I was cooler than that
	She said, "No compute".
	I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
	I could tell by her makeup
	plus the scent was there
	So I sashayed over to her and, uh
	Spoke of my plan
	She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?"
	I said, "Is pig what's in pork?
	Or are you gonna play hard
	after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
	She said, ah, "No compute".
	Finally, she said, "Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you're talking about
	But it's really about my birth control pills."
	I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."
	When in doubt vamp, or at least ad-lib
	"And of course, you know, spit don't make babies."
	She smiled and said, "No compute".
	But I could tell she was getting in to it
	So off we went
	There was fun to be had, love to be made
	"Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep
	"What a man will go for when the hornies set in."
	Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
	I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
	As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

	zuo ci : Clinton, Shider
	Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless
	My imagination could no longer take me there
	So I slid into my copping haberdashery
	And gave into the original jones: sex
	Now my sexy jones was below sea level
	The hornies occupied my being
	I was at that stage where most men would say
	" Hey ho, it' s your life or your legs"
	but I was cooler than that
	She said, " No compute".
	I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
	I could tell by her makeup
	plus the scent was there
	So I sashayed over to her and, uh
	Spoke of my plan
	She screamed and said, " Are you asking to make love to me?"
	I said, " Is pig what' s in pork?
	Or are you gonna play hard
	after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
	She said, ah, " No compute".
	Finally, she said, " Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you' re talking about
	But it' s really about my birth control pills."
	I said, " All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."
	When in doubt vamp, or at least adlib
	" And of course, you know, spit don' t make babies."
	She smiled and said, " No compute".
	But I could tell she was getting in to it
	So off we went
	There was fun to be had, love to be made
	" Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep
	" What a man will go for when the hornies set in."
	Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
	I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
	As if to say, " All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

	zuò cí : Clinton, Shider
	Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was wetless
	My imagination could no longer take me there
	So I slid into my copping haberdashery
	And gave into the original jones: sex
	Now my sexy jones was below sea level
	The hornies occupied my being
	I was at that stage where most men would say
	" Hey ho, it' s your life or your legs"
	but I was cooler than that
	She said, " No compute".
	I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
	I could tell by her makeup
	plus the scent was there
	So I sashayed over to her and, uh
	Spoke of my plan
	She screamed and said, " Are you asking to make love to me?"
	I said, " Is pig what' s in pork?
	Or are you gonna play hard
	after all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
	She said, ah, " No compute".
	Finally, she said, " Uh, I could, uh, probably go for what you' re talking about
	But it' s really about my birth control pills."
	I said, " All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."
	When in doubt vamp, or at least adlib
	" And of course, you know, spit don' t make babies."
	She smiled and said, " No compute".
	But I could tell she was getting in to it
	So off we went
	There was fun to be had, love to be made
	" Strange", I said to myself, as I laid smoking a last joint before the technic easing of sleep
	" What a man will go for when the hornies set in."
	Well suddenly, as she laid there, mouth half open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
	I was sick with the guilties, and she smiled in her sleep
	As if to say, " All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

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