Never Google Your Symptoms 歌词
| 歌曲 | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| 歌手 | Henrik Widegren |
| 专辑 | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| [00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
| [00:10.727] | I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone |
| [00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
| [00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
| [00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
| [00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
| [00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
| [00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
| [00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
| [00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
| [00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
| [00:44.512] | Every signs it’s a serious condition |
| [00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
| [00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
| [01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
| [01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
| [01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
| [01:11.519] | It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
| [01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
| [01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
| [01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
| [01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
| [01:28.144] | You will do discover |
| [01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
| [01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
| [01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
| [01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
| [01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
| [01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
| [01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
| [02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
| [02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
| [02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
| [02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
| [02:08.641] | Yes, you’ve got ALS |
| [02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
| [02:12.155] | You’ve got leukemia |
| [02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD |
| [02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| [00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
| [00:10.727] | I' m dying and sooner I' ll be gone |
| [00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
| [00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
| [00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
| [00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
| [00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
| [00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
| [00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
| [00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
| [00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
| [00:44.512] | Every signs it' s a serious condition |
| [00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
| [00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
| [01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
| [01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
| [01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
| [01:11.519] | It' s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
| [01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
| [01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
| [01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
| [01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
| [01:28.144] | You will do discover |
| [01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
| [01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
| [01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
| [01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
| [01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
| [01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
| [01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
| [02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
| [02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
| [02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
| [02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
| [02:08.641] | Yes, you' ve got ALS |
| [02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
| [02:12.155] | You' ve got leukemia |
| [02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you' ve got ADHD |
| [02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| [00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
| [00:10.727] | I' m dying and sooner I' ll be gone |
| [00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
| [00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
| [00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
| [00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
| [00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
| [00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
| [00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
| [00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
| [00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
| [00:44.512] | Every signs it' s a serious condition |
| [00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
| [00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
| [01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
| [01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
| [01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
| [01:11.519] | It' s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
| [01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
| [01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
| [01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
| [01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
| [01:28.144] | You will do discover |
| [01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
| [01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
| [01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
| [01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
| [01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
| [01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
| [01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
| [02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
| [02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
| [02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
| [02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
| [02:08.641] | Yes, you' ve got ALS |
| [02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
| [02:12.155] | You' ve got leukemia |
| [02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you' ve got ADHD |
| [02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
| [00:02.432] | 生病的时候别问度娘 |
| [00:07.331] | 一天晚上，我爸说：儿砸 |
| [00:10.727] | 我要死了，马上就不行了 |
| [00:14.092] | 但是我还有话要告诉你 |
| [00:17.447] | 仔细听！ 竖起耳朵听！ |
| [00:20.824] | 生命短暂 做你想做的 |
| [00:24.136] | 定个计划或者走一步算一步 都可以 |
| [00:27.233] | 但是 有一件事你千万做不得 |
| [00:31.004] | 一定要听你老爸的话 |
| [00:34.419] | 那就是“生病的时候不要问度娘” |
| [00:37.833] | 这是我唯一的建议 |
| [00:40.988] | 你会有无数个诊断和一些预后的提示 |
| [00:44.512] | 每一种都说 你病得不轻！ |
| [00:54.780] | 如果你百度“咳嗽是什么病“ |
| [00:58.007] | 你得的就是肺结核 |
| [01:01.402] | 如果你百度“发热 脸红 是什么病“ |
| [01:04.337] | 你得的就是埃博拉病毒，马上就要死了 |
| [01:08.176] | 如果你百度”我流清鼻涕“ |
| [01:11.519] | 你得的就是脑膜炎，你的脑脊液流到鼻子里了 |
| [01:14.879] | 如果你百度”身上好痒，多久好“ |
| [01:18.248] | 不是过敏就是精神出问题了 |
| [01:21.696] | 千万不要在生病的时候问度娘 |
| [01:25.194] | 问了就不会有好结果 |
| [01:28.144] | 你真的会发现 |
| [01:30.100] | 发现 --你多了条染色体 |
| [01:38.701] | 以上就是我爸给我讲的 |
| [01:42.063] | 讲完，他就闭上了眼睛去世了 |
| [01:45.420] | 尸检报告很清楚 |
| [01:48.710] | 他是被吓死的！ |
| [01:51.865] | 这就说明 千万别在生病的时候问度娘 |
| [01:57.312] | 在生病的时候别问度娘 |
| [02:00.582] | 热搜都是不好的事情 |
| [02:03.958] | 左膀子痛 |
| [02:05.568] | 就是心脏病发作的警告 |
| [02:06.989] | 如果你觉得你有点虚弱 |
| [02:08.641] | 对的，你就是肾虚（ALS渐冻症） |
| [02:10.174] | 如果你有点贫血 |
| [02:12.155] | 哦豁，你就是白血病啦 |
| [02:13.931] | 如果你有点烦躁，你一定是多动症 |
| [02:17.482] | 千万别在生病的时候问度娘 |
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