Never Google Your Symptoms

歌曲 Never Google Your Symptoms
歌手 Henrik Widegren
专辑 Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs

歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:02.432] Never Google Your Symptoms
[00:07.331] One evening my father said my son
[00:10.727] I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone
[00:14.092] But before my final farewell
[00:17.447] Hear me and hear me well
[00:20.824] Do whatever you wanna do
[00:24.136] Have a plan or roll the dice
[00:27.233] But one thing is strictly taboo
[00:31.004] Please follow my advice
[00:34.419] Never google your symptoms
[00:37.833] That is my only prescription
[00:40.988] You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis
[00:44.512] Every signs it’s a serious condition
[00:54.780] If you google cough and diagnoses
[00:58.007] You have got tuberculosis
[01:01.402] And if you google fever and red
[01:04.337] You have got Ebola and soon will be dead
[01:08.176] And if you google I have a running nose
[01:11.519] It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice
[01:14.879] And if you google itch and prognosis
[01:18.248] Anaphylactic shock or psychosis
[01:21.696] Never google your symptoms
[01:25.194] Seldom it brings any wisdom
[01:28.144] You will do discover
[01:30.100] But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome
[01:38.701] So this is what I heard my father says
[01:42.063] And then he closed his eyes and passed away
[01:45.420] The autopsy report was very clear
[01:48.710] Death from hypochondriac fear
[01:51.865] Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms
[01:57.312] Never google your symptoms
[02:00.582] The hit list is never awesome
[02:03.958] Pain in your left arm
[02:05.568] Heart attack alarm
[02:06.989] Do you feel a little weak
[02:08.641] Yes, you’ve got ALS
[02:10.174] If you have a slight anemia
[02:12.155] You’ve got leukemia
[02:13.931] Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD
[02:17.482] So never ever google your symptoms

拼音

[00:00.000] zuò cí : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren
[00:02.432] Never Google Your Symptoms
[00:07.331] One evening my father said my son
[00:10.727] I' m dying and sooner I' ll be gone
[00:14.092] But before my final farewell
[00:17.447] Hear me and hear me well
[00:20.824] Do whatever you wanna do
[00:24.136] Have a plan or roll the dice
[00:27.233] But one thing is strictly taboo
[00:31.004] Please follow my advice
[00:34.419] Never google your symptoms
[00:37.833] That is my only prescription
[00:40.988] You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis
[00:44.512] Every signs it' s a serious condition
[00:54.780] If you google cough and diagnoses
[00:58.007] You have got tuberculosis
[01:01.402] And if you google fever and red
[01:04.337] You have got Ebola and soon will be dead
[01:08.176] And if you google I have a running nose
[01:11.519] It' s CSF your brain is leaking juice
[01:14.879] And if you google itch and prognosis
[01:18.248] Anaphylactic shock or psychosis
[01:21.696] Never google your symptoms
[01:25.194] Seldom it brings any wisdom
[01:28.144] You will do discover
[01:30.100] But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome
[01:38.701] So this is what I heard my father says
[01:42.063] And then he closed his eyes and passed away
[01:45.420] The autopsy report was very clear
[01:48.710] Death from hypochondriac fear
[01:51.865] Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms
[01:57.312] Never google your symptoms
[02:00.582] The hit list is never awesome
[02:03.958] Pain in your left arm
[02:05.568] Heart attack alarm
[02:06.989] Do you feel a little weak
[02:08.641] Yes, you' ve got ALS
[02:10.174] If you have a slight anemia
[02:12.155] You' ve got leukemia
[02:13.931] Are you a little crazy, you' ve got ADHD
[02:17.482] So never ever google your symptoms

歌词大意

[00:02.432] shēng bìng de shí hòu bié wèn dù niáng
[00:07.331] yì tiān wǎn shàng, wǒ bà shuō: ér zá
[00:10.727] wǒ yào sǐ le, mǎ shàng jiù bù xíng le
[00:14.092] dàn shì wǒ hái yǒu huà yào gào sù nǐ
[00:17.447] zǐ xì tīng! shù qǐ ěr duo tīng!
[00:20.824] shēng mìng duǎn zàn zuò nǐ xiǎng zuò de
[00:24.136] dìng gè jì huà huò zhě zǒu yī bù suàn yī bù dōu kě yǐ
[00:27.233] dàn shì yǒu yī jiàn shì nǐ qiān wàn zuò bù dé
[00:31.004] yí dìng yào tīng nǐ lǎo bà de huà
[00:34.419] nà jiù shì" shēng bìng de shí hòu bú yào wèn dù niáng"
[00:37.833] zhè shì wǒ wéi yī de jiàn yì
[00:40.988] nǐ huì yǒu wú shù gè zhěn duàn hé yī xiē yù hòu de tí shì
[00:44.512] měi yī zhǒng dōu shuō nǐ bìng dé bù qīng!
[00:54.780] rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" ké sòu shì shén me bìng"
[00:58.007] nǐ dé de jiù shì fèi jié hé
[01:01.402] rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" fā rè liǎn hóng shì shén me bìng"
[01:04.337] nǐ dé de jiù shì āi bó lā bìng dú, mǎ shàng jiù yào sǐ le
[01:08.176] rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" wǒ liú qīng bí tì"
[01:11.519] nǐ dé de jiù shì nǎo mó yán, nǐ de nǎo jǐ yè liú dào bí zi lǐ le
[01:14.879] rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" shēn shàng hǎo yǎng, duō jiǔ hǎo"
[01:18.248] bú shì guò mǐn jiù shì jīng shén chū wèn tí le
[01:21.696] qiān wàn bú yào zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng
[01:25.194] wèn le jiù bú huì yǒu hǎo jié guǒ
[01:28.144] nǐ zhēn de huì fā xiàn
[01:30.100] fā xiàn nǐ duō le tiáo rǎn sè tǐ
[01:38.701] yǐ shàng jiù shì wǒ bà gěi wǒ jiǎng de
[01:42.063] jiǎng wán, tā jiù bì shang le yǎn jīng qù shì le
[01:45.420] shī jiǎn bào gào hěn qīng chǔ
[01:48.710] tā shì bèi xià sǐ de!
[01:51.865] zhè jiù shuō míng qiān wàn bié zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng
[01:57.312] zài shēng bìng de shí hòu bié wèn dù niáng
[02:00.582] rè sōu dōu shì bù hǎo de shì qíng
[02:03.958] zuǒ bǎng zi tòng
[02:05.568] jiù shì xīn zāng bìng fā zuò de jǐng gào
[02:06.989] rú guǒ nǐ jué de nǐ yǒu diǎn xū ruò
[02:08.641] duì de, nǐ jiù shì shèn xū ALS jiàn dòng zhèng
[02:10.174] rú guǒ nǐ yǒu diǎn pín xuè
[02:12.155] ó huō, nǐ jiù shì bái xuè bìng la
[02:13.931] rú guǒ nǐ yǒu diǎn fán zào, nǐ yí dìng shì duō dòng zhèng
[02:17.482] qiān wàn bié zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng