歌曲 | Never Google Your Symptoms |
歌手 | Henrik Widegren |
专辑 | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
[00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
[00:10.727] | I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone |
[00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
[00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
[00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
[00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
[00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
[00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
[00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
[00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
[00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
[00:44.512] | Every signs it’s a serious condition |
[00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
[00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
[01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
[01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
[01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
[01:11.519] | It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
[01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
[01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
[01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
[01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
[01:28.144] | You will do discover |
[01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
[01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
[01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
[01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
[01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
[01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
[01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
[02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
[02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
[02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
[02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
[02:08.641] | Yes, you’ve got ALS |
[02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
[02:12.155] | You’ve got leukemia |
[02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD |
[02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
[00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
[00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
[00:10.727] | I' m dying and sooner I' ll be gone |
[00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
[00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
[00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
[00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
[00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
[00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
[00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
[00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
[00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
[00:44.512] | Every signs it' s a serious condition |
[00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
[00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
[01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
[01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
[01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
[01:11.519] | It' s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
[01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
[01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
[01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
[01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
[01:28.144] | You will do discover |
[01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
[01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
[01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
[01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
[01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
[01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
[01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
[02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
[02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
[02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
[02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
[02:08.641] | Yes, you' ve got ALS |
[02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
[02:12.155] | You' ve got leukemia |
[02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you' ve got ADHD |
[02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
[00:02.432] | shēng bìng de shí hòu bié wèn dù niáng |
[00:07.331] | yì tiān wǎn shàng, wǒ bà shuō: ér zá |
[00:10.727] | wǒ yào sǐ le, mǎ shàng jiù bù xíng le |
[00:14.092] | dàn shì wǒ hái yǒu huà yào gào sù nǐ |
[00:17.447] | zǐ xì tīng! shù qǐ ěr duo tīng! |
[00:20.824] | shēng mìng duǎn zàn zuò nǐ xiǎng zuò de |
[00:24.136] | dìng gè jì huà huò zhě zǒu yī bù suàn yī bù dōu kě yǐ |
[00:27.233] | dàn shì yǒu yī jiàn shì nǐ qiān wàn zuò bù dé |
[00:31.004] | yí dìng yào tīng nǐ lǎo bà de huà |
[00:34.419] | nà jiù shì" shēng bìng de shí hòu bú yào wèn dù niáng" |
[00:37.833] | zhè shì wǒ wéi yī de jiàn yì |
[00:40.988] | nǐ huì yǒu wú shù gè zhěn duàn hé yī xiē yù hòu de tí shì |
[00:44.512] | měi yī zhǒng dōu shuō nǐ bìng dé bù qīng! |
[00:54.780] | rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" ké sòu shì shén me bìng" |
[00:58.007] | nǐ dé de jiù shì fèi jié hé |
[01:01.402] | rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" fā rè liǎn hóng shì shén me bìng" |
[01:04.337] | nǐ dé de jiù shì āi bó lā bìng dú, mǎ shàng jiù yào sǐ le |
[01:08.176] | rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" wǒ liú qīng bí tì" |
[01:11.519] | nǐ dé de jiù shì nǎo mó yán, nǐ de nǎo jǐ yè liú dào bí zi lǐ le |
[01:14.879] | rú guǒ nǐ bǎi dù" shēn shàng hǎo yǎng, duō jiǔ hǎo" |
[01:18.248] | bú shì guò mǐn jiù shì jīng shén chū wèn tí le |
[01:21.696] | qiān wàn bú yào zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng |
[01:25.194] | wèn le jiù bú huì yǒu hǎo jié guǒ |
[01:28.144] | nǐ zhēn de huì fā xiàn |
[01:30.100] | fā xiàn nǐ duō le tiáo rǎn sè tǐ |
[01:38.701] | yǐ shàng jiù shì wǒ bà gěi wǒ jiǎng de |
[01:42.063] | jiǎng wán, tā jiù bì shang le yǎn jīng qù shì le |
[01:45.420] | shī jiǎn bào gào hěn qīng chǔ |
[01:48.710] | tā shì bèi xià sǐ de! |
[01:51.865] | zhè jiù shuō míng qiān wàn bié zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng |
[01:57.312] | zài shēng bìng de shí hòu bié wèn dù niáng |
[02:00.582] | rè sōu dōu shì bù hǎo de shì qíng |
[02:03.958] | zuǒ bǎng zi tòng |
[02:05.568] | jiù shì xīn zāng bìng fā zuò de jǐng gào |
[02:06.989] | rú guǒ nǐ jué de nǐ yǒu diǎn xū ruò |
[02:08.641] | duì de, nǐ jiù shì shèn xū ALS jiàn dòng zhèng |
[02:10.174] | rú guǒ nǐ yǒu diǎn pín xuè |
[02:12.155] | ó huō, nǐ jiù shì bái xuè bìng la |
[02:13.931] | rú guǒ nǐ yǒu diǎn fán zào, nǐ yí dìng shì duō dòng zhèng |
[02:17.482] | qiān wàn bié zài shēng bìng de shí hòu wèn dù niáng |