A Statistically Signifcant Love Song

A Statistically Signifcant Love Song 歌词

歌曲 A Statistically Signifcant Love Song
歌手 Henrik Widegren
歌手 Johanna Körner Berglund
专辑 Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs
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[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It's very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a t-test
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don't have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people's love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we're in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
[00:00.000] zuo ci : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] zuo qu : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It' s very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a ttest
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don' t have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my xaxis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people' s love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
[00:00.000] zuò cí : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352] Today I found my love today
[00:14.352] Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134] But I am not that way
[00:24.564] I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119] Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed
[00:35.331] In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535] The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259] It' s very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783] I love you more than the median
[00:57.824] I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01.
[01:03.567] Our love is blessed by a ttest
[01:08.296] I can prove to you.
[01:10.897] I love you
[01:22.089] Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040] The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie
[01:31.830] You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574] And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310] Your curves don' t have a normal distribution
[01:46.825] And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553] Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807] A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509] You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972] Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742] And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date
[02:16.976] You must agree.
[02:21.391] You love me
[02:25.348] I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802] And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033] And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283] And touches my xaxis until we come to origin
[02:47.381] I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851] Other people' s love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611] They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850] We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud
[03:15.641] We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633] I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you
[00:12.352] 今日我找到了我的挚爱
[00:14.352] 所有人都说他们很早就看出来了
[00:21.134] 但我不是那样的人
[00:24.564] 在我醒悟之前,我需要证据
[00:31.119] 最终,我发现我的结论被证实了
[00:35.331] 在我所做的所有实验中,我看到了一种趋势
[00:40.535] 零假设根本不成立
[00:45.259] 很可能我们的关系超越了朋友
[00:51.783] 我对你的爱意超过了中间的界限
[00:57.824] 因为P值是0.01
[01:03.567] 我们的爱情是有证明的
[01:08.296] 我可以给你提供证据:
[01:10.897] 关于我很爱你~
[01:22.089] 是的,我有证据表明我爱上你了
[01:26.040] 自主神经系统不会说谎
[01:31.830] 你的皮肤毛细血管扩张并且开始脸红
[01:36.574] 我们的瞳孔大小的相关性非常高
[01:41.310] 曲线不是正态分布
[01:46.825] 你的眼睛排在前10%
[01:51.553] 跟我来,你会看到我的逻辑结论
[01:56.807] 有统计学意义的爱
[02:01.509] 在对照组中你爱我胜过爱我
[02:05.972] 因为你知道,当我们相遇时,你的心砰砰跳
[02:11.742] 我们约会的时候你的脉搏会加速
[02:16.976] 你必须同意
[02:21.391] 你爱我
[02:25.348] 我看着你的眼睛,想到了圆周率的小数点
[02:29.802] 玩你打开的电子表格让我很兴奋
[02:35.033] 现在我的y轴增长到10
[02:40.283] 与x轴相交直到到达原点
[02:47.381] 我爱你,我们有证据
[02:51.851] 别人的爱可能只是巧合
[02:57.611] 他们想要鲜花,而我们想要强有力的统计数据这是最好的突破我爱你,没有人会怀疑
[03:09.850] 我们可以大声喊出我们相爱并且感到自豪
[03:15.641] 我们有成堆的证据,没有替代事实
[03:20.633] 我可以向你证明我爱你爱你爱你爱你~~~(希望能找到一个一直相爱的人,祝你也祝我~)
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