歌曲 | A Statistically Signifcant Love Song |
歌手 | Henrik Widegren |
歌手 | Johanna Körner Berglund |
专辑 | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It's very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a t-test |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don't have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my x-axis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people's love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we're in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It' s very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a ttest |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don' t have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my xaxis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people' s love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
[00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
[00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
[00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
[00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
[00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed |
[00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
[00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
[00:45.259] | It' s very likely that you are more than a friend |
[00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
[00:57.824] | I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01. |
[01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a ttest |
[01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
[01:10.897] | I love you |
[01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
[01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie |
[01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
[01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
[01:41.310] | Your curves don' t have a normal distribution |
[01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
[01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
[01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
[02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
[02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
[02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date |
[02:16.976] | You must agree. |
[02:21.391] | You love me |
[02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
[02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
[02:35.033] | And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten |
[02:40.283] | And touches my xaxis until we come to origin |
[02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
[02:51.851] | Other people' s love can be a coincidence |
[02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
[03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud |
[03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
[03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
[00:12.352] | 今日我找到了我的挚爱 |
[00:14.352] | 所有人都说他们很早就看出来了 |
[00:21.134] | 但我不是那样的人 |
[00:24.564] | 在我醒悟之前,我需要证据 |
[00:31.119] | 最终,我发现我的结论被证实了 |
[00:35.331] | 在我所做的所有实验中,我看到了一种趋势 |
[00:40.535] | 零假设根本不成立 |
[00:45.259] | 很可能我们的关系超越了朋友 |
[00:51.783] | 我对你的爱意超过了中间的界限 |
[00:57.824] | 因为P值是0.01 |
[01:03.567] | 我们的爱情是有证明的 |
[01:08.296] | 我可以给你提供证据: |
[01:10.897] | 关于我很爱你~ |
[01:22.089] | 是的,我有证据表明我爱上你了 |
[01:26.040] | 自主神经系统不会说谎 |
[01:31.830] | 你的皮肤毛细血管扩张并且开始脸红 |
[01:36.574] | 我们的瞳孔大小的相关性非常高 |
[01:41.310] | 曲线不是正态分布 |
[01:46.825] | 你的眼睛排在前10% |
[01:51.553] | 跟我来,你会看到我的逻辑结论 |
[01:56.807] | 有统计学意义的爱 |
[02:01.509] | 在对照组中你爱我胜过爱我 |
[02:05.972] | 因为你知道,当我们相遇时,你的心砰砰跳 |
[02:11.742] | 我们约会的时候你的脉搏会加速 |
[02:16.976] | 你必须同意 |
[02:21.391] | 你爱我 |
[02:25.348] | 我看着你的眼睛,想到了圆周率的小数点 |
[02:29.802] | 玩你打开的电子表格让我很兴奋 |
[02:35.033] | 现在我的y轴增长到10 |
[02:40.283] | 与x轴相交直到到达原点 |
[02:47.381] | 我爱你,我们有证据 |
[02:51.851] | 别人的爱可能只是巧合 |
[02:57.611] | 他们想要鲜花,而我们想要强有力的统计数据这是最好的突破我爱你,没有人会怀疑 |
[03:09.850] | 我们可以大声喊出我们相爱并且感到自豪 |
[03:15.641] | 我们有成堆的证据,没有替代事实 |
[03:20.633] | 我可以向你证明我爱你爱你爱你爱你~~~(希望能找到一个一直相爱的人,祝你也祝我~) |