| 歌曲 | A Statistically Signifcant Love Song |
| 歌手 | Henrik Widegren |
| 歌手 | Johanna Körner Berglund |
| 专辑 | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
| [00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
| [00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
| [00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
| [00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed |
| [00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
| [00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
| [00:45.259] | It's very likely that you are more than a friend |
| [00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
| [00:57.824] | I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01. |
| [01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a t-test |
| [01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
| [01:10.897] | I love you |
| [01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
| [01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie |
| [01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
| [01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
| [01:41.310] | Your curves don't have a normal distribution |
| [01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
| [01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
| [01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
| [02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
| [02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
| [02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date |
| [02:16.976] | You must agree. |
| [02:21.391] | You love me |
| [02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
| [02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
| [02:35.033] | And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten |
| [02:40.283] | And touches my x-axis until we come to origin |
| [02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
| [02:51.851] | Other people's love can be a coincidence |
| [02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
| [03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we're in love and proud |
| [03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
| [03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:12.352] | Today I found my love today |
| [00:14.352] | Everybody says they knew long ago |
| [00:21.134] | But I am not that way |
| [00:24.564] | I demand evidence before I say I know |
| [00:31.119] | Finally, it came to me my theory' s confirmed |
| [00:35.331] | In all my experiments I have seen a trend |
| [00:40.535] | The null hypothesis is not at all sustained. |
| [00:45.259] | It' s very likely that you are more than a friend |
| [00:51.783] | I love you more than the median |
| [00:57.824] | I' m certain cause the pvalue is 0. 01. |
| [01:03.567] | Our love is blessed by a ttest |
| [01:08.296] | I can prove to you. |
| [01:10.897] | I love you |
| [01:22.089] | Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush |
| [01:26.040] | The autonomic nervous system doesn' t lie |
| [01:31.830] | You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush |
| [01:36.574] | And our pupil size correlation is extremely high |
| [01:41.310] | Your curves don' t have a normal distribution |
| [01:46.825] | And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank |
| [01:51.553] | Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion |
| [01:56.807] | A love that is statistically significant |
| [02:01.509] | You love me more than my control group |
| [02:05.972] | Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop |
| [02:11.742] | And your pulse rate accelerates when we' re on a date |
| [02:16.976] | You must agree. |
| [02:21.391] | You love me |
| [02:25.348] | I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi |
| [02:29.802] | And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high |
| [02:35.033] | And now my hard yaxis grows and reaches up to ten |
| [02:40.283] | And touches my xaxis until we come to origin |
| [02:47.381] | I love you and we have the evidence |
| [02:51.851] | Other people' s love can be a coincidence |
| [02:57.611] | They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It' s the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it |
| [03:09.850] | We can shout loud that we' re in love and proud |
| [03:15.641] | We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts |
| [03:20.633] | I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you |
| [00:12.352] | jīn rì wǒ zhǎo dào le wǒ de zhì ài |
| [00:14.352] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu shuō tā men hěn zǎo jiù kàn chū lái le |
| [00:21.134] | dàn wǒ bú shì nà yàng de rén |
| [00:24.564] | zài wǒ xǐng wù zhī qián, wǒ xū yào zhèng jù |
| [00:31.119] | zuì zhōng, wǒ fā xiàn wǒ de jié lùn bèi zhèng shí le |
| [00:35.331] | zài wǒ suǒ zuò de suǒ yǒu shí yàn zhōng, wǒ kàn dào le yī zhǒng qū shì |
| [00:40.535] | líng jiǎ shè gēn běn bù chéng lì |
| [00:45.259] | hěn kě néng wǒ men de guān xì chāo yuè le péng yǒu |
| [00:51.783] | wǒ duì nǐ de ài yì chāo guò le zhōng jiān de jiè xiàn |
| [00:57.824] | yīn wèi P zhí shì 0. 01 |
| [01:03.567] | wǒ men de ài qíng shì yǒu zhèng míng de |
| [01:08.296] | wǒ kě yǐ gěi nǐ tí gōng zhèng jù: |
| [01:10.897] | guān yú wǒ hěn ài nǐ |
| [01:22.089] | shì de, wǒ yǒu zhèng jù biǎo míng wǒ ài shàng nǐ le |
| [01:26.040] | zì zhǔ shén jīng xì tǒng bú huì shuō huǎng |
| [01:31.830] | nǐ de pí fū máo xì xuè guǎn kuò zhāng bìng qiě kāi shǐ liǎn hóng |
| [01:36.574] | wǒ men de tóng kǒng dà xiǎo de xiāng guān xìng fēi cháng gāo |
| [01:41.310] | qū xiàn bú shì zhèng tài fēn bù |
| [01:46.825] | nǐ de yǎn jīng pái zài qián 10 |
| [01:51.553] | gēn wǒ lái, nǐ huì kàn dào wǒ de luó ji jié lùn |
| [01:56.807] | yǒu tǒng jì xué yì yì de ài |
| [02:01.509] | zài duì zhào zǔ zhōng nǐ ài wǒ shèng guò ài wǒ |
| [02:05.972] | yīn wèi nǐ zhī dào, dāng wǒ men xiāng yù shí, nǐ de xīn pēng pēng tiào |
| [02:11.742] | wǒ men yuē huì de shí hòu nǐ de mài bó huì jiā sù |
| [02:16.976] | nǐ bì xū tóng yì |
| [02:21.391] | nǐ ài wǒ |
| [02:25.348] | wǒ kàn zhe nǐ de yǎn jīng, xiǎng dào le yuán zhōu lǜ de xiǎo shǔ diǎn |
| [02:29.802] | wán nǐ dǎ kāi de diàn zǐ biǎo gé ràng wǒ hěn xīng fèn |
| [02:35.033] | xiàn zài wǒ de y zhóu zēng zhǎng dào 10 |
| [02:40.283] | yǔ x zhóu xiāng jiāo zhí dào dào dá yuán diǎn |
| [02:47.381] | wǒ ài nǐ, wǒ men yǒu zhèng jù |
| [02:51.851] | bié rén de ài kě néng zhǐ shì qiǎo hé |
| [02:57.611] | tā men xiǎng yào xiān huā, ér wǒ men xiǎng yào qiáng yǒu lì de tǒng jì shù jù zhè shì zuì hǎo de tū pò wǒ ài nǐ, méi yǒu rén huì huái yí |
| [03:09.850] | wǒ men kě yǐ dà shēng hǎn chū wǒ men xiāng ài bìng qiě gǎn dào zì háo |
| [03:15.641] | wǒ men yǒu chéng duī dí zhèng jù, méi yǒu tì dài shì shí |
| [03:20.633] | wǒ kě yǐ xiàng nǐ zhèng míng wǒ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ ài nǐ xī wàng néng zhǎo dào yí gè yī zhí xiāng ài de rén, zhù nǐ yě zhù wǒ |