| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 金承志 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 金承志 |
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| [00:10.860] | 早晨，我怀着无比灿烂的心情走进公司 |
| [00:14.131] | 老板，给了我额外的工资（不是！） |
| [00:17.773] | 他说，“年轻人，一人要做三份工 |
| [00:20.897] | 这是我对你的考验，有没有很新鲜？” |
| [00:24.653] | |
| [00:24.915] | 他还说 |
| [00:25.766] | “这个社会水太深，老板我就是你的命门， |
| [00:28.934] | 机票酒店帮我订好，复印文件不要忘掉。” |
| [00:31.210] | （“老板我只负责策划，那些应该是秘书做的吧？”） |
| [00:33.075] | “你年纪轻轻就这么颓废，当年我一个项目跑断过腿” |
| [00:36.089] | （“我说破了嘴”） |
| [00:38.982] | “你知道伐？” |
| [00:40.417] | （“我不知道”） |
| [00:41.219] | “你知道伐？” |
| [00:41.937] | （“我不知道”） |
| [00:42.775] | “你很一般！” |
| [00:44.888] | （“受不了啦”） |
| [00:48.426] | |
| [00:49.840] | 喝口水，冷静一下！ |
| [00:52.576] | （我的天哪） |
| [00:53.633] | 刚才是不是我做错啦？ |
| [00:55.834] | （可能是吧？） |
| [00:56.954] | 不对吧？我明明很得体啊？ |
| [01:01.945] | （不要爆发不要爆发） |
| [01:03.999] | |
| [01:04.200] | 喝口水，冷静一下 |
| [01:06.682] | （吃亏是福） |
| [01:08.004] | 找个机会去回怼他吧！ |
| [01:10.221] | （下辈子吧） |
| [01:11.153] | 这一次我就放过你吧 |
| [01:15.888] | （嘻嘻，不跟你计较啦） |
| [01:17.709] | 喝完水，我好啦 |
| [01:23.985] | |
| [01:36.531] | 午休时分，路易斯来到我部门 |
| [01:42.552] | 他身形消瘦，可是脸上全是肉 |
| [01:49.554] | 他经常迟到，请假的理由十分妙 |
| [01:56.891] | 他指手画脚，认为自己非常好 |
| [02:03.343] | |
| [02:05.102] | “我有一个建议不知当讲不当讲？” |
| [02:08.354] | |
| [02:09.723] | 喝口水，冷静一下！ |
| [02:11.919] | （我的天哪） |
| [02:13.439] | 路易斯有什么了不起啦 |
| [02:16.016] | （可能是热心吧）） |
| [02:16.960] | 唯一的优点，是他的年纪比我大 |
| [02:21.232] | （饶了这个可怜人吧） |
| [02:23.752] | |
| [02:24.119] | 喝口水，冷静一下！ |
| [02:26.336] | （再次吃亏是福） |
| [02:28.377] | 我总不能把水泼到他身上吧？ |
| [02:30.413] | （不可以哦！） |
| [02:31.044] | 要忍住，你是全世界最棒的女孩 |
| [02:35.903] | （马上回到快乐老家） |
| [02:37.855] | 喝完水，我好啦 |
| [02:43.724] | |
| [02:55.686] | 晚上的时候，打开门是一周 |
| [03:02.093] | 都没有见面的男朋友 |
| [03:06.632] | 等一下，我没有男朋友啊！ |
| [03:08.554] | |
| [03:10.790] | 喝口水，冷静一下！ |
| [03:13.443] | （清醒一点！） |
| [03:14.329] | 刚才是不是出现幻觉啦？ |
| [03:17.199] | （这人是谁啊？） |
| [03:18.235] | 只是隔壁的老伯买完菜要回家 |
| [03:23.293] | （这里就不要吃亏是福了吧？） |
| [03:25.095] | |
| [03:25.272] | 喝口水，冷静一下！ |
| [03:27.292] | （嘻嘻嘻嘻） |
| [03:28.270] | 我到底是怎么啦？ |
| [03:30.914] | （咕咚咕咚） |
| [03:32.045] | 注意素质！不要变成一个奇怪的样子！ |
| [03:36.190] | （喝口水，什么都好啦！） |
| [03:39.039] | |
| [03:39.229] | 其实生活不过是来来去去 |
| [03:42.208] | 总有些坑坑要填平 |
| [03:45.681] | 与其打开推送 收看焦虑 |
| [03:49.031] | 还不如 我自己取悦我自己 |
| [03:57.361] | |
| [03:59.425] | 喝口水，快乐一下 |
| [04:02.680] | 我才不是井底的青蛙 |
| [04:06.915] | 我知道，我要什么 |
| [04:10.277] | 我知道，什么时候出发 |
| [04:13.795] | |
| [04:13.985] | 喝口水，滤动一下 |
| [04:17.528] | 明天又是崭新的一天 |
| [04:21.059] | 对不起，这是一首广告歌 |
| [04:27.079] | |
| [04:29.497] | 品牌的名字叫做 |
| [04:33.173] | Brita！ |
| [04:34.918] | （中文名字叫碧然德！） |
| [04:41.533] | 一定要去买啊！ |
| [04:55.211] | |
| [04:55.458] | （德国的净水器咧） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : jin cheng zhi |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : jin cheng zhi |
| [00:02.386] | |
| [00:10.860] | zao chen, wo huai zhe wu bi can lan de xin qing zou jin gong si |
| [00:14.131] | lao ban, gei le wo e wai de gong zi bu shi! |
| [00:17.773] | ta shuo," nian qing ren, yi ren yao zuo san fen gong |
| [00:20.897] | zhe shi wo dui ni de kao yan, you mei you hen xin xian?" |
| [00:24.653] | |
| [00:24.915] | ta hai shuo |
| [00:25.766] | " zhe ge she hui shui tai shen, lao ban wo jiu shi ni de ming men, |
| [00:28.934] | ji piao jiu dian bang wo ding hao, fu yin wen jian bu yao wang diao." |
| [00:31.210] | " lao ban wo zhi fu ze ce hua, nei xie ying gai shi mi shu zuo de ba?" |
| [00:33.075] | " ni nian ji qing qing jiu zhe me tui fei, dang nian wo yi ge xiang mu pao duan guo tui" |
| [00:36.089] | " wo shuo po le zui" |
| [00:38.982] | " ni zhi dao fa?" |
| [00:40.417] | " wo bu zhi dao" |
| [00:41.219] | " ni zhi dao fa?" |
| [00:41.937] | " wo bu zhi dao" |
| [00:42.775] | " ni hen yi ban!" |
| [00:44.888] | " shou bu liao la" |
| [00:48.426] | |
| [00:49.840] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia! |
| [00:52.576] | wo de tian na |
| [00:53.633] | gang cai shi bu shi wo zuo cuo la? |
| [00:55.834] | ke neng shi ba? |
| [00:56.954] | bu dui ba? wo ming ming hen de ti a? |
| [01:01.945] | bu yao bao fa bu yao bao fa |
| [01:03.999] | |
| [01:04.200] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia |
| [01:06.682] | chi kui shi fu |
| [01:08.004] | zhao ge ji hui qu hui dui ta ba! |
| [01:10.221] | xia bei zi ba |
| [01:11.153] | zhe yi ci wo jiu fang guo ni ba |
| [01:15.888] | xi xi, bu gen ni ji jiao la |
| [01:17.709] | he wan shui, wo hao la |
| [01:23.985] | |
| [01:36.531] | wu xiu shi fen, lu yi si lai dao wo bu men |
| [01:42.552] | ta shen xing xiao shou, ke shi lian shang quan shi rou |
| [01:49.554] | ta jing chang chi dao, qing jia de li you shi fen miao |
| [01:56.891] | ta zhi shou hua jiao, ren wei zi ji fei chang hao |
| [02:03.343] | |
| [02:05.102] | " wo you yi ge jian yi bu zhi dang jiang bu dang jiang?" |
| [02:08.354] | |
| [02:09.723] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia! |
| [02:11.919] | wo de tian na |
| [02:13.439] | lu yi si you shen me liao bu qi la |
| [02:16.016] | ke neng shi re xin ba |
| [02:16.960] | wei yi de you dian, shi ta de nian ji bi wo da |
| [02:21.232] | rao le zhe ge ke lian ren ba |
| [02:23.752] | |
| [02:24.119] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia! |
| [02:26.336] | zai ci chi kui shi fu |
| [02:28.377] | wo zong bu neng ba shui po dao ta shen shang ba? |
| [02:30.413] | bu ke yi o! |
| [02:31.044] | yao ren zhu, ni shi quan shi jie zui bang de nv hai |
| [02:35.903] | ma shang hui dao kuai le lao jia |
| [02:37.855] | he wan shui, wo hao la |
| [02:43.724] | |
| [02:55.686] | wan shang de shi hou, da kai men shi yi zhou |
| [03:02.093] | dou mei you jian mian di nan peng you |
| [03:06.632] | deng yi xia, wo mei you nan peng you a! |
| [03:08.554] | |
| [03:10.790] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia! |
| [03:13.443] | qing xing yi dian! |
| [03:14.329] | gang cai shi bu shi chu xian huan jue la? |
| [03:17.199] | zhe ren shi shui a? |
| [03:18.235] | zhi shi ge bi de lao bo mai wan cai yao hui jia |
| [03:23.293] | zhe li jiu bu yao chi kui shi fu le ba? |
| [03:25.095] | |
| [03:25.272] | he kou shui, leng jing yi xia! |
| [03:27.292] | xi xi xi xi |
| [03:28.270] | wo dao di shi zen me la? |
| [03:30.914] | gu dong gu dong |
| [03:32.045] | zhu yi su zhi! bu yao bian cheng yi ge qi guai de yang zi! |
| [03:36.190] | he kou shui, shen me dou hao la! |
| [03:39.039] | |
| [03:39.229] | qi shi sheng huo bu guo shi lai lai qu qu |
| [03:42.208] | zong you xie keng keng yao tian ping |
| [03:45.681] | yu qi da kai tui song shou kan jiao lv |
| [03:49.031] | hai bu ru wo zi ji qu yue wo zi ji |
| [03:57.361] | |
| [03:59.425] | he kou shui, kuai le yi xia |
| [04:02.680] | wo cai bu shi jing di de qing wa |
| [04:06.915] | wo zhi dao, wo yao shen me |
| [04:10.277] | wo zhi dao, shen me shi hou chu fa |
| [04:13.795] | |
| [04:13.985] | he kou shui, lv dong yi xia |
| [04:17.528] | ming tian you shi zhan xin de yi tian |
| [04:21.059] | dui bu qi, zhe shi yi shou guang gao ge |
| [04:27.079] | |
| [04:29.497] | pin pai de ming zi jiao zuo |
| [04:33.173] | Brita! |
| [04:34.918] | zhong wen ming zi jiao bi ran de! |
| [04:41.533] | yi ding yao qu mai a! |
| [04:55.211] | |
| [04:55.458] | de guo de jing shui qi lie |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : jīn chéng zhì |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : jīn chéng zhì |
| [00:02.386] | |
| [00:10.860] | zǎo chén, wǒ huái zhe wú bǐ càn làn de xīn qíng zǒu jìn gōng sī |
| [00:14.131] | lǎo bǎn, gěi le wǒ é wài de gōng zī bú shì! |
| [00:17.773] | tā shuō," nián qīng rén, yī rén yào zuò sān fèn gōng |
| [00:20.897] | zhè shì wǒ duì nǐ de kǎo yàn, yǒu méi yǒu hěn xīn xiān?" |
| [00:24.653] | |
| [00:24.915] | tā hái shuō |
| [00:25.766] | " zhè gè shè huì shuǐ tài shēn, lǎo bǎn wǒ jiù shì nǐ de mìng mén, |
| [00:28.934] | jī piào jiǔ diàn bāng wǒ dìng hǎo, fù yìn wén jiàn bú yào wàng diào." |
| [00:31.210] | " lǎo bǎn wǒ zhǐ fù zé cè huà, nèi xiē yīng gāi shì mì shū zuò de ba?" |
| [00:33.075] | " nǐ nián jì qīng qīng jiù zhè me tuí fèi, dāng nián wǒ yí gè xiàng mù pǎo duàn guò tuǐ" |
| [00:36.089] | " wǒ shuō pò le zuǐ" |
| [00:38.982] | " nǐ zhī dào fá?" |
| [00:40.417] | " wǒ bù zhī dào" |
| [00:41.219] | " nǐ zhī dào fá?" |
| [00:41.937] | " wǒ bù zhī dào" |
| [00:42.775] | " nǐ hěn yì bān!" |
| [00:44.888] | " shòu bù liǎo la" |
| [00:48.426] | |
| [00:49.840] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià! |
| [00:52.576] | wǒ de tiān na |
| [00:53.633] | gāng cái shì bú shì wǒ zuò cuò la? |
| [00:55.834] | kě néng shì ba? |
| [00:56.954] | bú duì ba? wǒ míng míng hěn dé tǐ a? |
| [01:01.945] | bú yào bào fā bú yào bào fā |
| [01:03.999] | |
| [01:04.200] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià |
| [01:06.682] | chī kuī shì fú |
| [01:08.004] | zhǎo gè jī huì qù huí duì tā ba! |
| [01:10.221] | xià bèi zi ba |
| [01:11.153] | zhè yī cì wǒ jiù fàng guò nǐ ba |
| [01:15.888] | xī xī, bù gēn nǐ jì jiào la |
| [01:17.709] | hē wán shuǐ, wǒ hǎo la |
| [01:23.985] | |
| [01:36.531] | wǔ xiū shí fēn, lù yì sī lái dào wǒ bù mén |
| [01:42.552] | tā shēn xíng xiāo shòu, kě shì liǎn shàng quán shì ròu |
| [01:49.554] | tā jīng cháng chí dào, qǐng jià de lǐ yóu shí fēn miào |
| [01:56.891] | tā zhǐ shǒu huà jiǎo, rèn wéi zì jǐ fēi cháng hǎo |
| [02:03.343] | |
| [02:05.102] | " wǒ yǒu yí gè jiàn yì bù zhī dāng jiǎng bù dàng jiǎng?" |
| [02:08.354] | |
| [02:09.723] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià! |
| [02:11.919] | wǒ de tiān na |
| [02:13.439] | lù yì sī yǒu shén me liǎo bù qǐ la |
| [02:16.016] | kě néng shì rè xīn ba |
| [02:16.960] | wéi yī de yōu diǎn, shì tā de nián jì bǐ wǒ dà |
| [02:21.232] | ráo le zhè gè kě lián rén ba |
| [02:23.752] | |
| [02:24.119] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià! |
| [02:26.336] | zài cì chī kuī shì fú |
| [02:28.377] | wǒ zǒng bù néng bǎ shuǐ pō dào tā shēn shàng ba? |
| [02:30.413] | bù kě yǐ ó! |
| [02:31.044] | yào rěn zhù, nǐ shì quán shì jiè zuì bàng de nǚ hái |
| [02:35.903] | mǎ shàng huí dào kuài lè lǎo jiā |
| [02:37.855] | hē wán shuǐ, wǒ hǎo la |
| [02:43.724] | |
| [02:55.686] | wǎn shàng de shí hòu, dǎ kāi mén shì yī zhōu |
| [03:02.093] | dōu méi yǒu jiàn miàn dí nán péng yǒu |
| [03:06.632] | děng yī xià, wǒ méi yǒu nán péng yǒu a! |
| [03:08.554] | |
| [03:10.790] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià! |
| [03:13.443] | qīng xǐng yì diǎn! |
| [03:14.329] | gāng cái shì bú shì chū xiàn huàn jué la? |
| [03:17.199] | zhè rén shì shuí a? |
| [03:18.235] | zhǐ shì gé bì de lǎo bó mǎi wán cài yào huí jiā |
| [03:23.293] | zhè lǐ jiù bú yào chī kuī shì fú le ba? |
| [03:25.095] | |
| [03:25.272] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lěng jìng yī xià! |
| [03:27.292] | xī xī xī xī |
| [03:28.270] | wǒ dào dǐ shì zěn me la? |
| [03:30.914] | gū dōng gū dōng |
| [03:32.045] | zhù yì sù zhì! bú yào biàn chéng yí gè qí guài de yàng zi! |
| [03:36.190] | hē kǒu shuǐ, shén me dōu hǎo la! |
| [03:39.039] | |
| [03:39.229] | qí shí shēng huó bù guò shì lái lái qù qù |
| [03:42.208] | zǒng yǒu xiē kēng kēng yào tián píng |
| [03:45.681] | yǔ qí dǎ kāi tuī sòng shōu kàn jiāo lǜ |
| [03:49.031] | hái bù rú wǒ zì jǐ qǔ yuè wǒ zì jǐ |
| [03:57.361] | |
| [03:59.425] | hē kǒu shuǐ, kuài lè yī xià |
| [04:02.680] | wǒ cái bú shì jǐng dǐ de qīng wā |
| [04:06.915] | wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yào shén me |
| [04:10.277] | wǒ zhī dào, shén me shí hòu chū fā |
| [04:13.795] | |
| [04:13.985] | hē kǒu shuǐ, lǜ dòng yī xià |
| [04:17.528] | míng tiān yòu shì zhǎn xīn de yì tiān |
| [04:21.059] | duì bù qǐ, zhè shì yī shǒu guǎng gào gē |
| [04:27.079] | |
| [04:29.497] | pǐn pái de míng zì jiào zuò |
| [04:33.173] | Brita! |
| [04:34.918] | zhōng wén míng zì jiào bì rán dé! |
| [04:41.533] | yí dìng yào qù mǎi a! |
| [04:55.211] | |
| [04:55.458] | dé guó de jìng shuǐ qì liě |
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