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She wore them cowboy boots |
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Couldn't ignore, she looked so cute |
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She was one that I liked best |
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Couldn't believe her two-buck dress |
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I'll go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge |
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And I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
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Promise not to leave the room |
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Even if I gotta vomit |
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Oh I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
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Baby, I'll hop the broom |
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Although I'd rather limbo underneath it |
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She spent all of my cash |
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And I broke out in a rash |
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As long as I can make you laugh |
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It's been awhile, might say it's high time |
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It ain't getting' better, let's go for a ride |
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Go downtown and find some crooked judge |
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And I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
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Won't leave the room |
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Even I have to vomit |
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Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
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Baby I'll hop that broom |
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Though I'd rather limbo underneath it |
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I've let you down in the past |
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I can't let you down anymore |
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Yeah, hundred-dollar groom |
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Baby we're in that room |
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She's my better half |
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When she makes me laugh |
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When she don't, she ain't |
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The one that I like best |
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With the two-buck dress |
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She ain't no saint |
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Go downtown and we'll find ourselves a judge |
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And I'll be your hundred-dollar groom |
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Promise not to leave the room |
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Even if I have to vomit |
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Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
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Baby I'll hop the broom |
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Rather limbo underneath it |
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Baby I'm your hundred-dollar groom |
