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Last night something pretty bad happened. |
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We lost a friend, |
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All shocked and broken, |
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Shut down, exploded. |
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JED-E3 is what we first called him. |
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Then it was "Jed," |
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But Jed's system's dead. |
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Therefore, so's Jed. |
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We assembled him in the Kitchen, |
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Made out of this and |
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Made out of that and |
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Whatever was at hand. |
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When we finished Jed we were so proud. |
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We celebrated, |
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We congratulated, |
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At what we'd created. |
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Jed could run or walk, sing or talk, and |
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Compile thoughts, and |
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Solve lots of problems. |
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We learned so much from him. |
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A couple years went by and something happened. |
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We gave Jed less attention. |
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We had new inventions. |
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We left for a convention. |
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Jed had found our booze and drank every drop. |
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He fizzled and popped, |
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He rattled and knocked, |
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Finally he just stopped. |
