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We'll book this tour and it'll be oh so good |
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But we're gonna steal your guarantee oh steer clear we're on a wicked path we've got plans |
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Wicked Plans |
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And it's the least we can do because we gotta get ours somehow |
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It would be too easy making 10% off the tours we book for you |
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So we figure we'll take as much as we can because it's not up to you |
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The music the bands provide brings the kids to the shows but you know we just don't care |
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Because there are a lot of other bands we can use if you don't want this tour and the point is even though everyone knows we treat the bands like shit |
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Nobody has the guts to speak out |
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Because they're afraid that they won't get the tours at the end of the day |
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You ****ing kids have gotta learn the golden rules: 1. |
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You gotta |
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Use who you can on your way to the middle 2. |
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You only give a favor for a favor in return 3. |
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You get burned when you turn the other cheek |
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P.S. We don't believe you kids are so naive to think that things could change |
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Because nothing ever changes in the real world and we're gonna drive that message home because money fills the gas tank in your van |
