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Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do |
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I'm pretty f**kin' glad that I'm not you |
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I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway |
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A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a day |
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He slaves his f**king ass off to support his rotund wife |
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He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life |
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His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way |
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey |
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Kids are screaming |
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wife is nagging |
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Dog is barking |
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He had to burn it down |
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Strike the match |
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Dead bolt that latch |
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Gone in a flash |
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Burn it down |
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He's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel |
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As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel |
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I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym |
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What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim? |
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He slaves his f**king ass off to support his rotund wife |
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He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life |
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His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way |
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey |
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The kids are screaming |
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The wife is nagging |
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The dog is barking |
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He had to burn it down |
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Strike the match |
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Dead bolt that latch |
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Gone in a flash |
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Burn it down |
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The kids are screaming |
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The wife is nagging |
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The dog is barking |
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He had to burn it down |
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Strike the match |
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Then pull that latch |
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Gone in a flash |
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Burn it down |
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Fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way |
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey |