| 歌曲 | Heavy Potato Encounter |
| 歌手 | Neil |
| 专辑 | Neil's Heavy Concept Album (Expanded Version) |
| 作曲 : D.L.Stewart/N.Planer | |
| Hey, I just fell down the plughole | |
| (Hello, Neil) | |
| Who are you | |
| (I'm the soggy potato from down under the sink) | |
| What's that smell, have you farted | |
| (Don't be stupid, Neil | |
| Everybody knows potatoes can't fart) | |
| Hey, what's that kind of magicky sound | |
| (Oh, that's a stereo PCM twenty-four-track digital mix | |
| Of the next number on your album | |
| And you've got to sing on it, vomit-chops) | |
| Oh | |
| Oh, great | |
| Okay |
| zuò qǔ : D. L. Stewart N. Planer | |
| Hey, I just fell down the plughole | |
| Hello, Neil | |
| Who are you | |
| I' m the soggy potato from down under the sink | |
| What' s that smell, have you farted | |
| Don' t be stupid, Neil | |
| Everybody knows potatoes can' t fart | |
| Hey, what' s that kind of magicky sound | |
| Oh, that' s a stereo PCM twentyfourtrack digital mix | |
| Of the next number on your album | |
| And you' ve got to sing on it, vomitchops | |
| Oh | |
| Oh, great | |
| Okay |