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GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty |
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Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. |
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Your turds have more power than mere human feces |
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Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces [The Toilet:] |
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Hey! Hey jackass! |
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Yea You! You got to love me sooo good! |
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Yea, yea you can depend on me |
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Depending on, if my water's on... if my pipe's unglogged... |
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Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... |
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Baby, I am the hole |
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I am your toilet bowl |
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I'll suck your soul |
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Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh. [Scroda:] |
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Coated in shit |
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I give all you desire |
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Mystical doorway swimming in mire |
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We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge |
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It's a door through the plane of fudge [Oderus:] |
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So many times |
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I have found you, still |
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I always piss on the ground |
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Now that I can use you |
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I'm gonna stop ****ing around |
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If you need shit, then |
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I got shit |
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On that you can depend |
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I'll pump your stump, you ****in' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend [All:] |
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The Portal |
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Potty, a gift from the gods |
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Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads [Beefcake:] |
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I think we know what it's all about. |
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Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out. [Slymenstra:] |
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I am a woman and |
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I have my needs. |
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You can never really know just where or when |
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I'll bleed |
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You need my egg, |
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I need your seed |
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But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed! [Toilet:] |
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Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree |
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Just keep that ****ing tampon away from me. [Slymenstra:] |
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Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... |
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Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... |
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That which you can't stand you can't understand |
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Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me. [Oderus:] |
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Cross the river, leave the abyss |
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Give the seat of the toilet a kiss [Beefcake:] |
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Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words. |
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Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd. [Toilet:] |
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Yea! Here it comes baby, |
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I'm dropping my load |
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I'm ain't just on it, |
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I am the commode! |
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Ahhh! [Scroda:] |
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The power of the toilet must never be abused |
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He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue. |
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If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive. |
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Maybe it will bring the |
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Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise! |