| 歌曲 | Weed Card - Original |
| 歌手 | Garfunkel & Oates |
| 专辑 | All Over Your Face |
| [00:04.45] | Everyone knows marijuanas dangerous |
| [00:06.30] | And medical pot is really strong |
| [00:07.88] | Thats why its so hard it California |
| [00:09.75] | To get your weed card |
| [00:10.94] | Unless somethings really wrong |
| [00:15.54] | Gonna pay a visit to my doctor |
| [00:17.00] | Its a long shot but I gotta try |
| [00:19.20] | She hands me a list of all the ailments |
| [00:20.99] | I can have to qualify |
| [00:22.65] | Cant believe what I am reading |
| [00:24.52] | This is just what Ive been needing |
| [00:26.32] | A government supply |
| [00:27.98] | To get legally high |
| [00:30.17] | Weed card, thats what I need |
| [00:32.84] | Hardly ever, okay, always |
| [00:35.53] | But its not an addiction |
| [00:37.36] | Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
| [00:43.47] | You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety |
| [00:46.75] | Propensity for drugs or alcohol, |
| [00:48.52] | Anorexia or Obesity |
| [00:50.35] | Too fat, too thin, either way you win |
| [00:53.77] | Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness, |
| [00:55.95] | St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay |
| [00:57.81] | Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, |
| [00:59.47] | Impotence or TMJ |
| [01:01.34] | You can smoke to quit cigarettes |
| [01:03.21] | For asthma or mother ****ing Tourettes |
| [01:04.98] | Its a dream come true |
| [01:06.42] | Theres nothing pot cant do |
| [01:08.44] | Weed card, thats what I need |
| [01:11.48] | Hardly ever, okay, always |
| [01:14.35] | But its not an addiction |
| [01:16.13] | Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
| [01:21.87] | Got back pain need mary jane |
| [01:23.54] | Cant handle this, need cannabis |
| [01:25.49] | Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake |
| [01:27.34] | Have an injury, need tch |
| [01:29.80] | Get ****ed up for your hyperhydrosis |
| [01:31.85] | Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis |
| [01:34.51] | Its not a crime, its 4:20 time |
| [01:38.62] | Weed card, thats what I need |
| [01:41.75] | Hardly ever, okay, always |
| [01:44.33] | But its not an addiction |
| [01:45.96] | Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
| [00:04.45] | rén rén dōu zhī dào wēi xiǎn |
| [00:06.30] | rén rén zhī dào yī yòng de tè měng |
| [00:07.88] | zhè jiù shì zài jiā zhōu wèi shí me zhè me nán |
| [00:09.75] | gǎo dào nǐ de kǎ |
| [00:10.94] | chú fēi shēn tǐ chū le dà wèn tí |
| [00:15.54] | bù dé bù qù zhǎo wǒ de yī shēng le |
| [00:17.00] | zhè shì gè dà dǔ zhù, bù guò wǒ dé shì shì |
| [00:19.20] | tā dì gěi wǒ yī cháng chuàn jí bìng yāo qiú |
| [00:20.99] | wǒ dé gòu gé cái xíng |
| [00:22.65] | bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ zài kàn dào de shì shén me |
| [00:24.52] | kě zhè qià qià jiù shì wǒ xū yào de |
| [00:26.32] | yī fèn zhèng fǔ de gōng jǐ |
| [00:27.98] | dé yǐ hé fǎ de high |
| [00:30.17] | kǎ, wǒ xū yào tā |
| [00:32.84] | jī hū cóng lái de bú dào, hǎo ba, yě xǔ yǒng yuǎn |
| [00:35.53] | dàn zhè bú shì shàng yǐn le |
| [00:37.36] | yīn wèi wǒ de yī shēng gěi wǒ kāi le chǔ fāng |
| [00:43.47] | tóu tòng, zuò è mèng, jiāo lǜ zhèng dōu néng ná dào nǐ de kǎ |
| [00:46.75] | huò hē jiǔ chéng yǐn |
| [00:48.52] | yàn shí zhèng huò féi pàng zhèng |
| [00:50.35] | tài pàng, tài shòu, yǒu qí zhōng yí yàng nǐ jiù yíng le |
| [00:53.77] | wàn guǎn zōng hé zhēng, sè máng |
| [00:55.95] | jié jié jiē bā, zhù zhù zhù yá |
| [00:57.81] | pí láo, yì yù, yùn chē |
| [00:59.47] | huò niè xià hé guān jié yǒu wèn tí |
| [01:01.34] | nǐ kě yǐ chōu lái jiè yān |
| [01:03.21] | wèi le zhì liáo xiào chuǎn huò de tuǒ ruì shì zhèng |
| [01:04.98] | mèng xiǎng zhōng yú chéng zhēn |
| [01:06.42] | wú suǒ bù néng! |
| [01:08.44] | kǎ, wǒ xū yào tā |
| [01:11.48] | jī hū cóng lái méi yǒu de dào, hǎo ba, yě xǔ yǒng yuǎn ná bú dào |
| [01:14.35] | dàn zhè bú shì shàng yǐn le |
| [01:16.13] | yīn wèi wǒ de yī shēng gěi wǒ kāi le chǔ fāng |
| [01:21.87] | bèi tòng xū yào |
| [01:23.54] | jiě jué bù liǎo hái yào |
| [01:25.49] | wèi tòng, yì qǐ chuáng jiù yào xī |
| [01:27.34] | shòu shāng le xū yào THC |
| [01:29.80] | bié yīn wèi nǐ de duō hàn zhèng ér gǎo zá le, wàn yī hái yào lái gè zhěn duàn |
| [01:31.85] | duō hàn zhèng jiù shì shǒu zhǎng zǒng dōu shì hàn |
| [01:34.51] | zhè bú shì fàn zuì, zhè shì high de shí kè |
| [01:38.62] | kǎ, wǒ xū yào nǐ |
| [01:41.75] | jī hū cóng lái méi yǒu de dào, hǎo ba, yě xǔ yǒng yuǎn ná bú dào |
| [01:44.33] | dàn zhè bú shì shàng yǐn le |
| [01:45.96] | yīn wèi wǒ de yī shēng gěi wǒ kāi le chǔ fāng |