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Chorus: |
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Welcome to the show today |
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You're gonna have fun in a major way |
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I know you got bills to pay |
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But its my job to help you let it wash away (2x) |
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1st Verse: |
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Who rocks the mic, who rocks the mic right? |
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Mr. black Jack Tripper cause I'm do what I like |
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Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand |
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Not a giggalo but a man microphone in my hand till I die |
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Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame |
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I'm doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game |
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Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones |
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New MC Hammers get the gas face you gotta go |
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You guys are wack now, go hit the back now |
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Man disappear.................. POW! |
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New generation of just regular dudes |
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We don't dress the same but sing the same blues |
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So let your hands fly if you do agree with me |
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P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny |
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Used to have a white girl now I gotta white wife |
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Kinda getting used to hearing "brother that aint right" |
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Chorus: |
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Welcome to the show today |
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You're gonna have fun in a major way |
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I know you got bills to pay |
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But its my job to help you let it wash away (2x) |
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2nd Verse: |
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Freaky deeky deeky shows all up in the LA Weekly |
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Used to pay to play now I play when they pay me |
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And I thank God for that supplying my needs |
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Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed |
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And I need that between a life in a spotlight |
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And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cops light |
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But I stand strong singer/songwriter with Adidas on |
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Head full of Beatles and De La playing ping-pong |
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With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees |
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Peter Gabriel and Ad Rock banging BDP |
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Who will win the game, hip hop or rock n roll? |
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My inner voice saying "negro it's the same stroll" |
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So I stand still classic like an old photo |
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Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho |
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Or Long Beach I really can't tell its kinda blurry |
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It lost in translation and I'm like Bill Murray |
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Chorus: |
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Welcome to the show today |
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You're gonna have fun in a major way |
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I know you got bills to pay |
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But it's my job to help you let it wash away (2x) |
