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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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I wish my girlfriend was a monkey |
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With her four hands she would grab me at night |
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I would have her on a leash, climbing up to trees |
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And she could steal a lot of things for me |
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I'd show her to some kids at night |
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And they would pet her head |
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To make her feel fine |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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My best friend used to be a monkey |
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Now he's a neanderthal |
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He makes 4.50 an hour at the local mall |
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And i feel bad for him |
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Because we used to be best friend |
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And he's gotta wear that stupid hat |
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And it fucks with his pride |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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Monkey brain soup at a monkey brain party |
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Monkey man suit at a monkey man party |
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They're just like us but a little bit feeble |
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They're just like us but a little bit fecal |
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Monkeys are wild and monkeys are sweet |
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And they'll make a good petname |
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For someone you love |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |
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If some of my friends could be monkeys |
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They would have four hands and understand me |