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My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations |
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He said cut the carbs or else she'd end up pushing up carnations |
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She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said "Oh Lordy" |
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If you don't drop a few girl you won't make it past age forty |
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My girl said "Hey lookie on my fancy x-ray chart" |
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Said the doctor "Holy hell that's one G D big ass heart" |
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I'm telling you my friend my girl's got a big ass heart |
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When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart |
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That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest |
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And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest |
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I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair |
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Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs |
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So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets |
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When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets |
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Oh that big ass heart |
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Oh that big ass heart |