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You may have to rescue me |
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From limestone quarries, frequently |
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Those corporate stunt shows you attend |
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You'll never get asked back again, say |
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Hello, spinal curvature |
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Get used to the mirthless furniture |
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Now we've kissed, I written this list |
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I thought you ought to know |
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Them's the vagaries |
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Them's the vagaries |
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Them's the vagaries |
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Them's the vagaries |
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Them's the vagaries |
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Them's the vagaries |
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I'll not sit backwards on the train |
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I can't say I'll always flush the chain |
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And what I call pleasure, you may call pain |
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I'm talking five-day tests |
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Prepare to lose your dignity |
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As I ride to victory |
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Down the aisle at Tesco wearing |
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Nothing much at all |
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(Instrumental break) |
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Ancient packhorse bridges we'll avoid |
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Marijuana bores must be destroyed.. |
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Binmen, thin men, lexicographers |
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Squid yes, not so octopus |
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Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June?! |
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I simply won't be there |
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No way, joke shop excrement |
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Don't say the light show's excellent |
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It makes you smell like a laboratory instead of a fan of the band |
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Oh, flip flops, turquoise chips with apricot |
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Sheepskin, noseband, kids in Aldershot |
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You point at the cages in the yard and you ask, "What's them things there?" |
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Them's the aviaries |
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Them's the aviaries |
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Them's the aviaries |
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Them's the aviaries |
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And I've been saving these |
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Things just for you |