| 歌曲 | If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Cammell Laird Social Club |
| Outside Goldsmith’s coughing up blood, | |
| Turner Prize judge gasps “Christ that’s good - | |
| Leave it as it is, it’ll get first place | |
| We’ll call it a full shift at the coal face” | |
| Oh well you’re neither a Stuckist or a YBA | |
| and you’re no longer a miner as of today | |
| Praise for the wardens ready to fine | |
| Anyone caught saying “graphic design” | |
| Rag-mag seller said I’d be in pleats | |
| Only when he’d been cleaned from the streets | |
| Oh I could squeeze my lemon ’till my blues went away | |
| If I had possession over Pancake Day | |
| Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade | |
| and he will say: “is this a glass of limeade?” | |
| and “if so, why is it a glass of limeade?” | |
| and, after a while, he’ll die of thirst |
| Outside Goldsmith' s coughing up blood, | |
| Turner Prize judge gasps " Christ that' s good | |
| Leave it as it is, it' ll get first place | |
| We' ll call it a full shift at the coal face" | |
| Oh well you' re neither a Stuckist or a YBA | |
| and you' re no longer a miner as of today | |
| Praise for the wardens ready to fine | |
| Anyone caught saying " graphic design" | |
| Ragmag seller said I' d be in pleats | |
| Only when he' d been cleaned from the streets | |
| Oh I could squeeze my lemon ' till my blues went away | |
| If I had possession over Pancake Day | |
| Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade | |
| and he will say: " is this a glass of limeade?" | |
| and " if so, why is it a glass of limeade?" | |
| and, after a while, he' ll die of thirst |