| 歌曲 | She's In Broadstairs |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Cammell Laird Social Club |
| Today I saw her brother | |
| Who said she’s with another | |
| They’ve gone away together | |
| You’d better speak to Heather | |
| And so I spoke to Heather | |
| At first about the weather | |
| And then about her sister | |
| And how I really missed her | |
| Maybe she could tell her | |
| I’ve still got her umbrella | |
| She prized it rather highly | |
| It saved her once in Filey | |
| It came on all torrential | |
| And therefore it’s essential | |
| You tell me where she’s living | |
| So it to her I’m giving | |
| Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| Apparently she’s seeing | |
| A bloke who used to be in | |
| A scenic regulator [???] | |
| From nearer the [???] equator | |
| I couldn’t bear to listen | |
| Or stand to see them kissing | |
| Unable to forgive her | |
| I jumped into the river | |
| I’m on another planet | |
| She’s on the Isle of Thanet | |
| I wake up on a trolley | |
| And realise the folly | |
| I tell them I can manage | |
| There isn’t any damage | |
| And as I’m being led out | |
| I get my A-to-Z out | |
| Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| She’s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs |
| Today I saw her brother | |
| Who said she' s with another | |
| They' ve gone away together | |
| You' d better speak to Heather | |
| And so I spoke to Heather | |
| At first about the weather | |
| And then about her sister | |
| And how I really missed her | |
| Maybe she could tell her | |
| I' ve still got her umbrella | |
| She prized it rather highly | |
| It saved her once in Filey | |
| It came on all torrential | |
| And therefore it' s essential | |
| You tell me where she' s living | |
| So it to her I' m giving | |
| Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| Apparently she' s seeing | |
| A bloke who used to be in | |
| A scenic regulator ??? | |
| From nearer the ??? equator | |
| I couldn' t bear to listen | |
| Or stand to see them kissing | |
| Unable to forgive her | |
| I jumped into the river | |
| I' m on another planet | |
| She' s on the Isle of Thanet | |
| I wake up on a trolley | |
| And realise the folly | |
| I tell them I can manage | |
| There isn' t any damage | |
| And as I' m being led out | |
| I get my AtoZ out | |
| Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs | |
| She' s in Broadstairs | |
| B for Broadstairs |