歌曲 | 27 Yards Of Dental Floss |
歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
专辑 | Cammell Laird Social Club |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Well, I told her that I thought life’s too short | |
And we really should go for a ride | |
Paul’s just phoned, the war’s postponed | |
So come on, I’ve got the Plymouth outside | |
The sky’s a bit dull but the fridge is full | |
Things could be a lot worse | |
It’s not like you’ve been captured by Barbary Corsairs | |
I said “Let’s head Winchester way”, she said “Been yesterday” | |
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile | |
Fired by wine, she was almost mine | |
‘Til a fight broke out in the bar | |
Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez | |
Had gone just a little too far | |
Nailing down his bailing wire | |
To the laminate floor | |
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore | |
I said “Would you like to go the zoo?”, she said “Yeah, but not with you” | |
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won’t give me a smile | |
I’m King Euphoria, she’s Queen Victoria | |
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile | |
I’m clowning by the Serpentine, she’s still drinking turpentine | |
Will she ever shine her light on me? |
Well, I told her that I thought life' s too short | |
And we really should go for a ride | |
Paul' s just phoned, the war' s postponed | |
So come on, I' ve got the Plymouth outside | |
The sky' s a bit dull but the fridge is full | |
Things could be a lot worse | |
It' s not like you' ve been captured by Barbary Corsairs | |
I said " Let' s head Winchester way", she said " Been yesterday" | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
Fired by wine, she was almost mine | |
' Til a fight broke out in the bar | |
ThirdRate Les in his Burberry Fez | |
Had gone just a little too far | |
Nailing down his bailing wire | |
To the laminate floor | |
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore | |
I said " Would you like to go the zoo?", she said " Yeah, but not with you" | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, but she still won' t give me a smile | |
I' m King Euphoria, she' s Queen Victoria | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
I' m clowning by the Serpentine, she' s still drinking turpentine | |
Will she ever shine her light on me? |
Well, I told her that I thought life' s too short | |
And we really should go for a ride | |
Paul' s just phoned, the war' s postponed | |
So come on, I' ve got the Plymouth outside | |
The sky' s a bit dull but the fridge is full | |
Things could be a lot worse | |
It' s not like you' ve been captured by Barbary Corsairs | |
I said " Let' s head Winchester way", she said " Been yesterday" | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
Fired by wine, she was almost mine | |
' Til a fight broke out in the bar | |
ThirdRate Les in his Burberry Fez | |
Had gone just a little too far | |
Nailing down his bailing wire | |
To the laminate floor | |
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore | |
I said " Would you like to go the zoo?", she said " Yeah, but not with you" | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, but she still won' t give me a smile | |
I' m King Euphoria, she' s Queen Victoria | |
Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
I' m clowning by the Serpentine, she' s still drinking turpentine | |
Will she ever shine her light on me? |