| 歌曲 | 27 Yards Of Dental Floss |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Cammell Laird Social Club |
| Well, I told her that I thought life’s too short | |
| And we really should go for a ride | |
| Paul’s just phoned, the war’s postponed | |
| So come on, I’ve got the Plymouth outside | |
| The sky’s a bit dull but the fridge is full | |
| Things could be a lot worse | |
| It’s not like you’ve been captured by Barbary Corsairs | |
| I said “Let’s head Winchester way”, she said “Been yesterday” | |
| Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile | |
| Fired by wine, she was almost mine | |
| ‘Til a fight broke out in the bar | |
| Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez | |
| Had gone just a little too far | |
| Nailing down his bailing wire | |
| To the laminate floor | |
| He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore | |
| I said “Would you like to go the zoo?”, she said “Yeah, but not with you” | |
| Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won’t give me a smile | |
| I’m King Euphoria, she’s Queen Victoria | |
| Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won’t give me a smile | |
| I’m clowning by the Serpentine, she’s still drinking turpentine | |
| Will she ever shine her light on me? |
| Well, I told her that I thought life' s too short | |
| And we really should go for a ride | |
| Paul' s just phoned, the war' s postponed | |
| So come on, I' ve got the Plymouth outside | |
| The sky' s a bit dull but the fridge is full | |
| Things could be a lot worse | |
| It' s not like you' ve been captured by Barbary Corsairs | |
| I said " Let' s head Winchester way", she said " Been yesterday" | |
| Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
| Fired by wine, she was almost mine | |
| ' Til a fight broke out in the bar | |
| ThirdRate Les in his Burberry Fez | |
| Had gone just a little too far | |
| Nailing down his bailing wire | |
| To the laminate floor | |
| He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore | |
| I said " Would you like to go the zoo?", she said " Yeah, but not with you" | |
| Twentyseven yards of dental floss, but she still won' t give me a smile | |
| I' m King Euphoria, she' s Queen Victoria | |
| Twentyseven yards of dental floss, and she still won' t give me a smile | |
| I' m clowning by the Serpentine, she' s still drinking turpentine | |
| Will she ever shine her light on me? |