| 歌曲 | Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobshite |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | This Leaden Pall |
| Tower block, you couldn’t score in a tower block | |
| Do you wash plates down the WI? | |
| Went down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor | |
| Had no qualms, but I complained anyway | |
| ‘Cos I’m the big cheese down at the Tourist Information | |
| I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe | |
| Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite | |
| Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns | |
| We must do brunch sometime | |
| That place by Pineapple | |
| Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les | |
| It’s the cohorts from the dance class | |
| And they haven’t paid their domino fees | |
| How many of yous lot know | |
| That song by Blackfoot Sue | |
| “I’m Standing In The Road” | |
| Was penned by the burly physio | |
| Of non-league Farnborough Town | |
| Big cheese down at the Tourist Information | |
| Come forth with your queries | |
| And I’ll wade out for miles | |
| Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty | |
| The future’s so dull I’ve gotta sing torch songs | |
| Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite | |
| Facepaint Left Bank Kenneth Emma R-A-D-A Rainer Werner | |
| Cokeheads cokeheads cokeheads |
| Tower block, you couldn' t score in a tower block | |
| Do you wash plates down the WI? | |
| Went down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor | |
| Had no qualms, but I complained anyway | |
| ' Cos I' m the big cheese down at the Tourist Information | |
| I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe | |
| Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite | |
| Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns | |
| We must do brunch sometime | |
| That place by Pineapple | |
| Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les | |
| It' s the cohorts from the dance class | |
| And they haven' t paid their domino fees | |
| How many of yous lot know | |
| That song by Blackfoot Sue | |
| " I' m Standing In The Road" | |
| Was penned by the burly physio | |
| Of nonleague Farnborough Town | |
| Big cheese down at the Tourist Information | |
| Come forth with your queries | |
| And I' ll wade out for miles | |
| Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty | |
| The future' s so dull I' ve gotta sing torch songs | |
| Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite | |
| Facepaint Left Bank Kenneth Emma RADA Rainer Werner | |
| Cokeheads cokeheads cokeheads |