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Went to a party |
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I danced all night |
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I drank 16 beers |
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And I started up a fight |
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But now I'm jaded |
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You're out of luck |
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I'm rolling down the stairs |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk |
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To **** I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk |
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To **** I like your stories |
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I like your gun |
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Shooting out cop tires |
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Sounds like loads and loads of fun |
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But in my room |
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Wish you were dead |
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You ball like the baby |
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In Eraserhead |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk |
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To **** It's all |
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I need right now |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk |
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To **** I'm sick soft gooey and cold |
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Too drunk to **** |
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I'm about to drop |
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My head's a mess |
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The only salvation is |
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I'll never see you again |
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You give me head |
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It makes it worse |
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Take out your ****in' retainer |
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Put it in your purse |
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Too drunk to **** |
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You're too drunk to **** |
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Too drunk |
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To **** It's all |
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I need right now |
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Oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar |
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Oh baby And now |
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I got diarrhea |
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Too drunk to **** |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Yeah, Yeah |
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Oooohhh... |
