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Sittin in my room with my smokin jacket on |
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The fireplace is burning and the girlie is WARM |
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Time to make my move, so gently I kiss her |
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Whisper in her ear, and tell her that I miss her |
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She might try to pop that boyfriend junk |
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But I don't really care because I know he's a punk |
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I'll stomp him like a roach if he tries to approach |
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He can't get close cause I'm the one who WROTE |
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The Book of Romance, so come on take a chance |
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You don't need a long look, all you need is a glance |
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If you wanna get warm, in my ARMS you belong |
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You have a problem, Hev'll solve 'em, nothin can go wrong - when |
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The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*4X*} |
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[Heavy D] |
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You said I couldn't do it, then it got done |
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And after you and I did it, you said it was FUN~! |
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Now every day of your life you wanna be with me |
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When you got time to spend you spend time with Heavy D |
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I notice that you hold me gentle as a rose |
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I'm rough and tough baby, but then I suppose |
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That I had to be held in order to start holdin |
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I think I got you hittin, so let's start rollin! |
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The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*8X*} |
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{*scratched interlude of James Brown samples*} |
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[Heavy D] |
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Heaven sent on our trip, champagne we sip |
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You look at me I look at you, then we touch lips |
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We roll around in the sand, later on hold hands |
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Walk by the beach and I can teach ya Heavy D's game plan |
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See the way that I am, is the Big Loverman |
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Check out the rhyme and in due time you'll be a Hev D fan |
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I'm swift you know, an Overweight Romeo |
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Come get a piece of the beast, because it's good to go |
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Emcee Heavy D ALL ladies I'm hookin |
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Big extra love but STILL good lookin |
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For you and I to swing on our romance free |
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All you gotta do is lean on me, BECAUSE |
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The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*2X*} |
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I'm an Overweight Lover, entertainer of many |
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Now when I do a party now I may not do plenty |
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Girls out the crowd seem to go berserk |
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They start yellin and screamin "HEAVY D GO TO WORK" |
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And when I'm through rockin and chillin at the disco |
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They grab me up and scoop me up, they just won't let go |
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That's when I know that there's been too much charmin |
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I put 'em in a line and say "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" |
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The Overweight Lover's in the house! {*8X to fade*} |
