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Poetically inclined, put in good order |
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I keep a party filled like a bucket of water |
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When Heavy's in the house, all the girls go crazy |
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Fellas that are jealous say, "Man, you amaze me!" |
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But all you need is the secret I keep |
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You grab a girl, gain some weight so she can squeeze the beat |
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Say "Hey good lookin" with the sweetest position |
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"Get inside the car so I can crank the ignition |
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You got some trouble, I handle him fo' ya |
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We cruise around in my BMW" |
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You got to have the voice to make the people jumpy |
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I'm proud to say I got it this way, I'm chunky but funky |
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[ VERSE 2: Heavy D ] |
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Man, I stand as a man, mixin music with noise |
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And every show that I go I bring along (The Boyz) |
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I'm 6 foot 2, a half a inch from 3 |
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Don't need to tease, come on and squeeze MC Heavy D |
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Because I love to party, stronger than Bacardi |
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Walk down the street, I don't need a body-guardy |
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Eddie F is rippin, The Boyz are hop-hippin |
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My mind designs the rhyme, Heavy D, I do the lippin |
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Once I get ready my rhymes remain steady |
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Of course I get support from the crowd.. (Go Heavy!) |
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I demand of opposition, get ready to fly |
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I keep you dwellin till you ask me why |
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I'm chunky but funky |
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I am chunky but funky |
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[ VERSE 3: Heavy D ] |
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Strong like an ox, sly and slick like a fox |
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Takin all MC's, knock em out the box |
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I'm an overweight lover, got loots and cute |
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Take a girlie to the crib and knock all the boots |
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I'm strengthly stronger, I can last longer |
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Perfectly pleasin party people performer |
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Cold gettin paid is the way I live |
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You said I'm wack (sit down) you know what time it is |
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Suckers bow down to the rhymes I wrote |
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All you ducks on dope is good enough to smoke |
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It's guaranteed like Bruce Lee to kick the party alive |
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When I enter the club elders run and hide |
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>From this overweight attractive, hold the crowd captive |
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On the microphone I'm so damn active |
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MC Heavy D poetically jammin |
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To this beat that you keep demandin |
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Rhymes and more, cause you came for |
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The Overweight Lover, raw to the core |
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Designin and rhymin, flyin and climbin |
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To the top where stars are shinin |
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Beat conductor, rhyme constructor |
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Like sandpaper, but a whole lot rougher |
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Voice so smooth to keep the people jumpy |
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Yo Boyz (yo) tell em what I am: (he's chunky but funky) |
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[ VERSE 4: Heavy D ] |
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The gear that I wear is perfectly fitted |
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Rappin is my life and to it I am committed |
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Poetically inclined as a master with the rhyme |
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Like a typical word I'm hard to define |
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When I'm on the tape people stop at attention |
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Stuck like a truck in the mud when I mention |
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Things in a rhyme that they can't find |
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Jump up from the seat, run to the rewind |
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Button and press just to make sure |
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Call all your boys and they want more |
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You all agree that the jam's not sloppy |
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The crowd be up and say (yo, can we get jumpy?) |
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I'm chunky but funky |
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(He's chunky but funky) |
