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Yo Heavy D's in effect, I'm chilling |
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Al just play it |
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Ba-dap-ba-dap, ba-dap-ba-dap |
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I write rhymes, conduct and illu... yo hold up |
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Hold up, hold up - hold up, hold up |
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Hold up - yo it ain't swingin enough man |
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Y'know I'm a swing beat artist |
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And we GOTS to make this one, a hit! |
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YAH~! ... Aiyyo, aiyyo T |
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What's the name of this joint? (Here we go) |
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That's right y'all, the Overweight Lover |
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Emcee Heavy D, is now in effect |
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So all you crab emcees, have a seat! |
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[Heavy D] |
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The title of the show (HERE WE GO) in case you didn't know |
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And on the mic, this crowd I HOLD |
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In my posession, cause I'm givin lessons |
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For those emcees, who's all about half-steppin |
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Take the time, listen to direction |
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Move your groove to the Heavy D section |
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You'll have a ball when the bass is dropped |
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So open up guitars and let the music ROCK |
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Cause here we go! |
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[Heavy D] |
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I write rhymes, conduct and illustrate it |
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You buy my records so my pockets get inflated |
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This mic tonight, I'ma tear it apart! |
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But they won't begin until Heavy D, STARTS |
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Grab a chair, sit down, buckle up |
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For those of you who got in, you lucked up |
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Cause outside, there's a line around the block |
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And they all came to see Heavy D, ROCK~! |
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I be prepared so any time you're ready |
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Fellas call me Hev, ladies call me Heavy |
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We'll start the show with an orchestra blast |
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Make the slow dance become a thing of the past |
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I'ma introduce, the rapper of the year |
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Me, Heavy D, so let's get it in gear! |
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Here to let you know, I'ma start the show |
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Fill up the floor, open the door because |
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Here we go! |
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[Heavy D] |
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This party or show, I added a touch |
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Cause the bass of my voice, might become too much |
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So for me to take a rest, and come back to wreck |
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There's a man in the back, that I want you to check |
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On the right turntable, the left he exact |
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With the mixer in the center to conduct the scratch |
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Every cut that he creates, is right and exact |
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Yo Eddie F keep 'em busy, 'til I get back |
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Here we go! |
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{*Eddie F cuts and scratches*} |
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[Heavy D] |
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I got my rest I feel fresh now it's time to hustle |
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Fellas grab your 40's, and go guzzle |
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But quickly return you might miss the end |
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You'll be mad if you hear about it from a friend |
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By the look on your face, I tell that you are pleased |
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By the look on my face, you tell I did it with ease |
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Grab your Kodak, before I break take - a picture |
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And as you leave I hear you whisper, "We'll miss ya" |
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But don't fret~! I'll be back you can bet |
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But now I really must go, cause I'm drippin with sweat |
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But do me a favor before I leave the show |
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Throw your hands in the air, let me hear y'all say |
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HERE WE GO! |
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[Outro: Heavy D] |
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Break this down like this, hold up |
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The Overweight Lover Heavy D, is on point |
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So let THAT, be final.. CHUMP! |
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Ha ha... to my entire crew |
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DJ Eddie F, G-Wiz, Trouble T-Roy |
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Little Al on the drums... {*fades out*} |
