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So assuming that this weekend there's a part of me thats thinkin of coming up to join you |
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You know I sure, |
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I wouldnt want to.. |
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Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances |
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Doing tequila shots, |
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I always loved you but it was never enough |
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And while your licking salt off of each other |
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Know that |
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I'll be wishing |
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Throwing some over my shoulder |
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Hoping for sores to form upon your lips |
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So the alcohol burns more with every sip |
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Are you burning now? |
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Dial 911 emergency to cool you, cool you down |
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And when you wake tommorow morning with a hangover from hell |
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Don't bother calling me, theres no need for you to kiss and tell |
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Because tonight will be my night, |
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I'm calling all my friends |
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The boys are going out tonight |
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The potion in our bottles it will be singing me to sleep |
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The worm at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep |
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It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself" "Hey man, I've got a plan for you, it's working oh so well" |
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I picked up the pay phone and |
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I held the zero down |
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Please operator, collect call to |
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Allentown |
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The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind |
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Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (The night) |
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Yeah, so tonight, will be my night |
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I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight. |
