歌曲 | 养象人 |
歌手 | 平苹萍 |
专辑 | 养象人(翻自 紫薯Miu/洛天依/言和) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作词 : 耳青 |
[00:00.000] | 编曲:紫薯Miu |
[00:00.000] | 混音:紫薯Miu |
[00:02.315] | 调教:紫薯Miu |
[00:02.813] | 人声来源:耳青 |
[00:03.068] | 原唱:洛天依/言和 |
[00:03.566] | ———————— |
[00:05.569] | 混音:岁语 |
[00:06.068] | 海报:无为 |
[00:06.567] | 演唱:平苹萍 |
[00:07.065] | |
[00:08.065] | 事情是这样的 |
[00:08.816] | 某天为了调节气氛 |
[00:09.569] | 我在办公室里讲了个笑话 |
[00:10.068] | 说我家里养了大象 |
[00:11.066] | 由于演技精湛逻辑清晰 |
[00:11.565] | 同事们都信以为真 |
[00:12.564] | 后来不但澄清无果 |
[00:13.314] | 还被冠以“养象人”之名 |
[00:15.066] | 只有我的小师妹明辨是非?really? |
[00:15.565] | 下面有请她自我介绍 |
[00:20.067] | |
[00:22.067] | 我不是故意 |
[00:23.749] | 只想逗一逗你 |
[00:26.512] | 脸上笑嘻嘻 |
[00:28.236] | 心里却是很在意 |
[00:31.081] | 关于这件事情我深表歉意 |
[00:35.627] | 你就不要再提这话题 |
[00:39.189] | 呵呵 |
[00:39.952] | 其实不介意 |
[00:41.525] | 只是不再信你 |
[00:44.157] | 脸上笑嘻嘻 |
[00:46.039] | 心里默念三字经 |
[00:48.793] | 谁会开玩笑说养大象在家里 |
[00:53.311] | 你怕是脑壳有点问题 |
[00:57.165] | 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象当坐骑 |
[01:01.535] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈呵呵我快笑岔气 |
[01:06.094] | 还有孔雀熊猫一条鳄鱼 |
[01:10.514] | 动物园是你家真的好神奇 |
[01:23.498] | |
[01:35.498] | 是我太大意 |
[01:37.092] | 不小心惹到你 |
[01:39.901] | 说声对不起 |
[01:41.554] | 想必你也不高兴 |
[01:44.397] | 楼下那家新开的包子还可以 |
[01:48.760] | 你要不要和我一起去 |
[01:53.069] | 让我原谅你 |
[01:54.968] | 也不是不可以 |
[01:57.487] | 看你有诚意 |
[01:59.228] | 那就再买只烧鸡 |
[02:02.010] | 大象的事情咱们就此不再提 |
[02:06.539] | 我已经饿到快要不行 |
[02:10.199] | 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈包子加烧鸡 |
[02:14.860] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯开心到飞起 |
[02:19.240] | 还要紫薯红枣一杯奶昔 |
[02:23.642] | 吃饱我们再唱大象的秘密 |
[02:28.089] | 啊??? |
[02:30.278] | 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象好美丽 |
[02:34.794] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯风大看不清 |
[02:38.991] | 它有鼻子耳朵一双眼睛 |
[02:43.737] | 还整天被我欺你说气不气! |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : er qing |
[00:00.000] | bian qu: zi shu Miu |
[00:00.000] | hun yin: zi shu Miu |
[00:02.315] | tiao jiao: zi shu Miu |
[00:02.813] | ren sheng lai yuan: er qing |
[00:03.068] | yuan chang: luo tian yi yan he |
[00:03.566] | |
[00:05.569] | hun yin: sui yu |
[00:06.068] | hai bao: wu wei |
[00:06.567] | yan chang: ping ping ping |
[00:07.065] | |
[00:08.065] | shi qing shi zhe yang de |
[00:08.816] | mou tian wei le tiao jie qi fen |
[00:09.569] | wo zai ban gong shi li jiang le ge xiao hua |
[00:10.068] | shuo wo jia li yang le da xiang |
[00:11.066] | you yu yan ji jing zhan luo ji qing xi |
[00:11.565] | tong shi men dou xin yi wei zhen |
[00:12.564] | hou lai bu dan cheng qing wu guo |
[00:13.314] | hai bei guan yi" yang xiang ren" zhi ming |
[00:15.066] | zhi you wo de xiao shi mei ming bian shi fei? really? |
[00:15.565] | xia mian you qing ta zi wo jie shao |
[00:20.067] | |
[00:22.067] | wo bu shi gu yi |
[00:23.749] | zhi xiang dou yi dou ni |
[00:26.512] | lian shang xiao xi xi |
[00:28.236] | xin li que shi hen zai yi |
[00:31.081] | guan yu zhe jian shi qing wo shen biao qian yi |
[00:35.627] | ni jiu bu yao zai ti zhe hua ti |
[00:39.189] | he he |
[00:39.952] | qi shi bu jie yi |
[00:41.525] | zhi shi bu zai xin ni |
[00:44.157] | lian shang xiao xi xi |
[00:46.039] | xin li mo nian san zi jing |
[00:48.793] | shui hui kai wan xiao shuo yang da xiang zai jia li |
[00:53.311] | ni pa shi nao ke you dian wen ti |
[00:57.165] | huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha da xiang dang zuo qi |
[01:01.535] | ha ha ha ha ha ha he he wo kuai xiao cha qi |
[01:06.094] | hai you kong que xiong mao yi tiao e yu |
[01:10.514] | dong wu yuan shi ni jia zhen de hao shen qi |
[01:23.498] | |
[01:35.498] | shi wo tai da yi |
[01:37.092] | bu xiao xin re dao ni |
[01:39.901] | shuo sheng dui bu qi |
[01:41.554] | xiang bi ni ye bu gao xing |
[01:44.397] | lou xia na jia xin kai de bao zi hai ke yi |
[01:48.760] | ni yao bu yao he wo yi qi qu |
[01:53.069] | rang wo yuan liang ni |
[01:54.968] | ye bu shi bu ke yi |
[01:57.487] | kan ni you cheng yi |
[01:59.228] | na jiu zai mai zhi shao ji |
[02:02.010] | da xiang de shi qing zan men jiu ci bu zai ti |
[02:06.539] | wo yi jing e dao kuai yao bu xing |
[02:10.199] | huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha bao zi jia shao ji |
[02:14.860] | ha ha ha ha ha ha huo huo kai xin dao fei qi |
[02:19.240] | hai yao zi shu hong zao yi bei nai xi |
[02:23.642] | chi bao wo men zai chang da xiang de mi mi |
[02:28.089] | a??? |
[02:30.278] | huo huo ha ha ha ha ha ha da xiang hao mei li |
[02:34.794] | ha ha ha ha ha ha huo huo feng da kan bu qing |
[02:38.991] | ta you bi zi er duo yi shuang yan jing |
[02:43.737] | hai zheng tian bei wo qi ni shuo qi bu qi! |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : ěr qīng |
[00:00.000] | biān qǔ: zǐ shǔ Miu |
[00:00.000] | hùn yīn: zǐ shǔ Miu |
[00:02.315] | tiáo jiào: zǐ shǔ Miu |
[00:02.813] | rén shēng lái yuán: ěr qīng |
[00:03.068] | yuán chàng: luò tiān yī yán hé |
[00:03.566] | |
[00:05.569] | hùn yīn: suì yǔ |
[00:06.068] | hǎi bào: wú wéi |
[00:06.567] | yǎn chàng: píng píng píng |
[00:07.065] | |
[00:08.065] | shì qíng shì zhè yàng de |
[00:08.816] | mǒu tiān wèi le tiáo jié qì fēn |
[00:09.569] | wǒ zài bàn gōng shì lǐ jiǎng le gè xiào huà |
[00:10.068] | shuō wǒ jiā lǐ yǎng le dà xiàng |
[00:11.066] | yóu yú yǎn jì jīng zhàn luó ji qīng xī |
[00:11.565] | tóng shì men dōu xìn yǐ wéi zhēn |
[00:12.564] | hòu lái bù dàn chéng qīng wú guǒ |
[00:13.314] | hái bèi guàn yǐ" yǎng xiàng rén" zhī míng |
[00:15.066] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ de xiǎo shī mèi míng biàn shì fēi? really? |
[00:15.565] | xià miàn yǒu qǐng tā zì wǒ jiè shào |
[00:20.067] | |
[00:22.067] | wǒ bú shì gù yì |
[00:23.749] | zhǐ xiǎng dòu yī dòu nǐ |
[00:26.512] | liǎn shàng xiào xī xī |
[00:28.236] | xīn lǐ què shì hěn zài yì |
[00:31.081] | guān yú zhè jiàn shì qíng wǒ shēn biǎo qiàn yì |
[00:35.627] | nǐ jiù bú yào zài tí zhè huà tí |
[00:39.189] | hē hē |
[00:39.952] | qí shí bù jiè yì |
[00:41.525] | zhǐ shì bù zài xìn nǐ |
[00:44.157] | liǎn shàng xiào xī xī |
[00:46.039] | xīn lǐ mò niàn sān zì jīng |
[00:48.793] | shuí huì kāi wán xiào shuō yǎng dà xiàng zài jiā lǐ |
[00:53.311] | nǐ pà shì nǎo ké yǒu diǎn wèn tí |
[00:57.165] | huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng dāng zuò qí |
[01:01.535] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hē hē wǒ kuài xiào chà qì |
[01:06.094] | hái yǒu kǒng què xióng māo yī tiáo è yú |
[01:10.514] | dòng wù yuán shì nǐ jiā zhēn de hǎo shén qí |
[01:23.498] | |
[01:35.498] | shì wǒ tài dà yì |
[01:37.092] | bù xiǎo xīn rě dào nǐ |
[01:39.901] | shuō shēng duì bù qǐ |
[01:41.554] | xiǎng bì nǐ yě bù gāo xìng |
[01:44.397] | lóu xià nà jiā xīn kāi de bāo zi hái kě yǐ |
[01:48.760] | nǐ yào bú yào hé wǒ yì qǐ qù |
[01:53.069] | ràng wǒ yuán liàng nǐ |
[01:54.968] | yě bú shì bù kě yǐ |
[01:57.487] | kàn nǐ yǒu chéng yì |
[01:59.228] | nà jiù zài mǎi zhǐ shāo jī |
[02:02.010] | dà xiàng de shì qíng zán men jiù cǐ bù zài tí |
[02:06.539] | wǒ yǐ jīng è dào kuài yào bù xíng |
[02:10.199] | huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā bāo zi jiā shāo jī |
[02:14.860] | hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò kāi xīn dào fēi qǐ |
[02:19.240] | hái yào zǐ shǔ hóng zǎo yī bēi nǎi xī |
[02:23.642] | chī bǎo wǒ men zài chàng dà xiàng de mì mì |
[02:28.089] | a??? |
[02:30.278] | huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng hǎo měi lì |
[02:34.794] | hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò fēng dà kàn bù qīng |
[02:38.991] | tā yǒu bí zi ěr duǒ yī shuāng yǎn jīng |
[02:43.737] | hái zhěng tiān bèi wǒ qī nǐ shuō qì bù qì! |