养象人

歌曲 养象人
歌手 平苹萍
专辑 养象人（翻自 紫薯Miu/洛天依/言和）

歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 耳青
[00:00.000] 编曲：紫薯Miu
[00:00.000] 混音：紫薯Miu
[00:02.315] 调教：紫薯Miu
[00:02.813] 人声来源：耳青
[00:03.068] 原唱：洛天依/言和
[00:03.566] ————————
[00:05.569] 混音：岁语
[00:06.068] 海报：无为
[00:06.567] 演唱：平苹萍
[00:07.065]
[00:08.065] 事情是这样的
[00:08.816] 某天为了调节气氛
[00:09.569] 我在办公室里讲了个笑话
[00:10.068] 说我家里养了大象
[00:11.066] 由于演技精湛逻辑清晰
[00:11.565] 同事们都信以为真
[00:12.564] 后来不但澄清无果
[00:13.314] 还被冠以“养象人”之名
[00:15.066] 只有我的小师妹明辨是非？really？
[00:15.565] 下面有请她自我介绍
[00:20.067]
[00:22.067] 我不是故意
[00:23.749] 只想逗一逗你
[00:26.512] 脸上笑嘻嘻
[00:28.236] 心里却是很在意
[00:31.081] 关于这件事情我深表歉意
[00:35.627] 你就不要再提这话题
[00:39.189] 呵呵
[00:39.952] 其实不介意
[00:41.525] 只是不再信你
[00:44.157] 脸上笑嘻嘻
[00:46.039] 心里默念三字经
[00:48.793] 谁会开玩笑说养大象在家里
[00:53.311] 你怕是脑壳有点问题
[00:57.165] 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象当坐骑
[01:01.535] 哈哈哈哈哈哈呵呵我快笑岔气
[01:06.094] 还有孔雀熊猫一条鳄鱼
[01:10.514] 动物园是你家真的好神奇
[01:23.498]
[01:35.498] 是我太大意
[01:37.092] 不小心惹到你
[01:39.901] 说声对不起
[01:41.554] 想必你也不高兴
[01:44.397] 楼下那家新开的包子还可以
[01:48.760] 你要不要和我一起去
[01:53.069] 让我原谅你
[01:54.968] 也不是不可以
[01:57.487] 看你有诚意
[01:59.228] 那就再买只烧鸡
[02:02.010] 大象的事情咱们就此不再提
[02:06.539] 我已经饿到快要不行
[02:10.199] 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈包子加烧鸡
[02:14.860] 哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯开心到飞起
[02:19.240] 还要紫薯红枣一杯奶昔
[02:23.642] 吃饱我们再唱大象的秘密
[02:28.089] 啊？？？
[02:30.278] 嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈哈大象好美丽
[02:34.794] 哈哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯风大看不清
[02:38.991] 它有鼻子耳朵一双眼睛
[02:43.737] 还整天被我欺你说气不气！

拼音

[00:00.000] zuò cí : ěr qīng
[00:00.000] biān qǔ: zǐ shǔ Miu
[00:00.000] hùn yīn: zǐ shǔ Miu
[00:02.315] tiáo jiào: zǐ shǔ Miu
[00:02.813] rén shēng lái yuán: ěr qīng
[00:03.068] yuán chàng: luò tiān yī yán hé
[00:03.566]
[00:05.569] hùn yīn: suì yǔ
[00:06.068] hǎi bào: wú wéi
[00:06.567] yǎn chàng: píng píng píng
[00:07.065]
[00:08.065] shì qíng shì zhè yàng de
[00:08.816] mǒu tiān wèi le tiáo jié qì fēn
[00:09.569] wǒ zài bàn gōng shì lǐ jiǎng le gè xiào huà
[00:10.068] shuō wǒ jiā lǐ yǎng le dà xiàng
[00:11.066] yóu yú yǎn jì jīng zhàn luó ji qīng xī
[00:11.565] tóng shì men dōu xìn yǐ wéi zhēn
[00:12.564] hòu lái bù dàn chéng qīng wú guǒ
[00:13.314] hái bèi guàn yǐ" yǎng xiàng rén" zhī míng
[00:15.066] zhǐ yǒu wǒ de xiǎo shī mèi míng biàn shì fēi? really?
[00:15.565] xià miàn yǒu qǐng tā zì wǒ jiè shào
[00:20.067]
[00:22.067] wǒ bú shì gù yì
[00:23.749] zhǐ xiǎng dòu yī dòu nǐ
[00:26.512] liǎn shàng xiào xī xī
[00:28.236] xīn lǐ què shì hěn zài yì
[00:31.081] guān yú zhè jiàn shì qíng wǒ shēn biǎo qiàn yì
[00:35.627] nǐ jiù bú yào zài tí zhè huà tí
[00:39.189] hē hē
[00:39.952] qí shí bù jiè yì
[00:41.525] zhǐ shì bù zài xìn nǐ
[00:44.157] liǎn shàng xiào xī xī
[00:46.039] xīn lǐ mò niàn sān zì jīng
[00:48.793] shuí huì kāi wán xiào shuō yǎng dà xiàng zài jiā lǐ
[00:53.311] nǐ pà shì nǎo ké yǒu diǎn wèn tí
[00:57.165] huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng dāng zuò qí
[01:01.535] hā hā hā hā hā hā hē hē wǒ kuài xiào chà qì
[01:06.094] hái yǒu kǒng què xióng māo yī tiáo è yú
[01:10.514] dòng wù yuán shì nǐ jiā zhēn de hǎo shén qí
[01:23.498]
[01:35.498] shì wǒ tài dà yì
[01:37.092] bù xiǎo xīn rě dào nǐ
[01:39.901] shuō shēng duì bù qǐ
[01:41.554] xiǎng bì nǐ yě bù gāo xìng
[01:44.397] lóu xià nà jiā xīn kāi de bāo zi hái kě yǐ
[01:48.760] nǐ yào bú yào hé wǒ yì qǐ qù
[01:53.069] ràng wǒ yuán liàng nǐ
[01:54.968] yě bú shì bù kě yǐ
[01:57.487] kàn nǐ yǒu chéng yì
[01:59.228] nà jiù zài mǎi zhǐ shāo jī
[02:02.010] dà xiàng de shì qíng zán men jiù cǐ bù zài tí
[02:06.539] wǒ yǐ jīng è dào kuài yào bù xíng
[02:10.199] huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā bāo zi jiā shāo jī
[02:14.860] hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò kāi xīn dào fēi qǐ
[02:19.240] hái yào zǐ shǔ hóng zǎo yī bēi nǎi xī
[02:23.642] chī bǎo wǒ men zài chàng dà xiàng de mì mì
[02:28.089] a???
[02:30.278] huò huò hā hā hā hā hā hā dà xiàng hǎo měi lì
[02:34.794] hā hā hā hā hā hā huò huò fēng dà kàn bù qīng
[02:38.991] tā yǒu bí zi ěr duǒ yī shuāng yǎn jīng
[02:43.737] hái zhěng tiān bèi wǒ qī nǐ shuō qì bù qì!