[00:00.000] | 作词 : KillaF/霸别 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : KillaF/霸别 |
[00:06.703] | 编曲:Mooham |
[00:10.209] | MIX:KillaF/Mooham |
[00:11.707] | 录制:Shooting Guard Studio |
[00:12.206] | 人人都是保安 |
[00:13.459] | 或者说 |
[00:14.702] | 人人心里都住着一个保安 |
[00:17.452] | 说起来 |
[00:18.451] | 保安和成千上万的年轻人没有区别 |
[00:21.458] | 都只是活着罢了 |
[00:23.455] | 我是一个保安 |
[00:25.452] | 上班为了下班 |
[00:27.449] | 下班郁郁寡欢 |
[00:29.458] | 明天还是保安 |
[00:32.452] | ————————《保安日记》序章 |
[00:34.208] | 小区的阳光真的灿烂 |
[00:36.958] | 我坐在保安亭里面吹着电扇 |
[00:40.452] | 保安生活如此惬意 如此简单 |
[00:43.959] | 打 开我日记本 用手把它们翻翻 |
[00:48.452] | 如果你要进门麻烦你先登记 |
[00:51.459] | 巡逻一圈没有发现什么问题 |
[00:54.954] | 保安队长是我目标我要升级 |
[00:58.206] | 捍卫小区和平捍卫我的正义 |
[01:01.201] | 我穿着崭新的制服 站在小区停车场 |
[01:04.450] | 擦了擦额头的汗珠 我的帽子 带着有点痒 |
[01:07.703] | 时间是多么的宝贵 多看书汲取营养 |
[01:10.952] | 如果我今天没有早退 就能拿全勤奖 |
[01:14.704] | 我要 买包槟榔 慢慢品尝 |
[01:17.953] | 先拿五百块钱存进银行 |
[01:21.706] | 可是有一个黑影让我有点慌 |
[01:25.199] | 你是哪个?为什么要爬三楼防盗窗 |
[01:28.705] | 你说你家里面待久了有点闷 |
[01:30.457] | 爬到外面防盗窗来解解困 |
[01:32.454] | 背着包下来后拿出了芙蓉王还往我面前递了一根 |
[01:35.961] | 诶 诶 诶 怎么回事 |
[01:39.455] | 诶 诶 诶 |
[01:40.957] | (这别芙蓉王还可以噢) |
[01:42.451] | 我是王牌保安你怕是我当宝搞 |
[01:45.703] | 我看你背着包可能我转身你就想逃跑 |
[01:49.209] | 但是抽芙蓉王的怎么可能会是坏人 |
[01:52.458] | 和你合照按下快门 |
[01:54.202] | 小区一切正常 |
[01:55.454] | OVER |
[01:56.452] | 小区的阳光真的灿烂 |
[01:59.206] | 我坐在保安亭里面吹着电扇 |
[02:02.701] | 保安生活如此惬意 如此简单 |
[02:05.961] | 打 开我日记本 用手把它们翻翻 |
[02:10.201] | 到时间我准时换岗 |
[02:12.209] | 心中熟记保安规则 |
[02:13.961] | 无业游民小区晃荡 |
[02:14.705] | 出示证件请你配合 |
[02:17.201] | 模特身材制服很贴合 |
[02:20.454] | 三楼大妈想对我劫色 |
[02:23.960] | 大妈请你不要乱搞 |
[02:25.712] | 我的心里面只有工作 |
[02:27.709] | 谁家小孩到处乱跑 |
[02:29.461] | 直接从绿化带里冲过 |
[02:30.962] | 我真的不只是心疼刘哥种的这点草 |
[02:34.211] | 主要是每天巡视绿化带的卫生很糟糕 |
[02:37.205] | 有人撒过野尿 有人放过野炮 |
[02:38.957] | 遛狗的来这拉屎从来也不捡掉 |
[02:40.712] | 真是很没节操 所以劝你别跑 |
[02:42.709] | 不是怕你跌倒 而是担心你染病 |
[02:44.460] | 队长要我写检讨 |
[02:45.704] | 我的帅哥手指是用来夹芙蓉王的而不是夹写道歉信的笔的别宝咯 |
[02:50.962] | 所以我一把抓住他 |
[02:53.205] | 还要来他母亲的号码 |
[02:54.460] | 打给他母亲说明情况 |
[02:55.958] | 让她快点领回家 |
[02:57.955] | 他母亲马上赶到 |
[02:59.707] | 开着七系大宝马 |
[03:01.401] | 看见我帅气的脸一瞬间都忘了要踩刹 |
[03:04.651] | 她一直盯着我很久都说不出话 |
[03:08.157] | 她突然抱住我说 |
[03:09.912] | “谢谢你保护我儿子!” |
[03:11.651] | 我送他去补课 |
[03:13.161] | 回来请你喝热茶 |
[03:15.157] | 他爸是生意人 |
[03:16.655] | 夜夜笙歌不回家 |
[03:18.652] | 你有空就来我家做客 |
[03:20.407] | 我用嘴帮你包龙虾 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : KillaF ba bie |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : KillaF ba bie |
[00:06.703] | bian qu: Mooham |
[00:10.209] | MIX: KillaF Mooham |
[00:11.707] | lu zhi: Shooting Guard Studio |
[00:12.206] | ren ren dou shi bao an |
[00:13.459] | huo zhe shuo |
[00:14.702] | ren ren xin li dou zhu zhe yi ge bao an |
[00:17.452] | shuo qi lai |
[00:18.451] | bao an he cheng qian shang wan de nian qing ren mei you qu bie |
[00:21.458] | dou zhi shi huo zhe ba le |
[00:23.455] | wo shi yi ge bao an |
[00:25.452] | shang ban wei le xia ban |
[00:27.449] | xia ban yu yu gua huan |
[00:29.458] | ming tian hai shi bao an |
[00:32.452] | bao an ri ji xu zhang |
[00:34.208] | xiao qu de yang guang zhen de can lan |
[00:36.958] | wo zuo zai bao an ting li mian chui zhe dian shan |
[00:40.452] | bao an sheng huo ru ci qie yi ru ci jian dan |
[00:43.959] | da kai wo ri ji ben yong shou ba ta men fan fan |
[00:48.452] | ru guo ni yao jin men ma fan ni xian deng ji |
[00:51.459] | xun luo yi quan mei you fa xian shen me wen ti |
[00:54.954] | bao an dui zhang shi wo mu biao wo yao sheng ji |
[00:58.206] | han wei xiao qu he ping han wei wo de zheng yi |
[01:01.201] | wo chuan zhe zhan xin de zhi fu zhan zai xiao qu ting che chang |
[01:04.450] | ca le ca e tou de han zhu wo de mao zi dai zhe you dian yang |
[01:07.703] | shi jian shi duo me de bao gui duo kan shu ji qu ying yang |
[01:10.952] | ru guo wo jin tian mei you zao tui jiu neng na quan qin jiang |
[01:14.704] | wo yao mai bao bing lang man man pin chang |
[01:17.953] | xian na wu bai kuai qian cun jin yin hang |
[01:21.706] | ke shi you yi ge hei ying rang wo you dian huang |
[01:25.199] | ni shi nei ge? wei shi me yao pa san lou fang dao chuang |
[01:28.705] | ni shuo ni jia li mian dai jiu le you dian men |
[01:30.457] | pa dao wai mian fang dao chuang lai jie jie kun |
[01:32.454] | bei zhe bao xia lai hou na chu le fu rong wang hai wang wo mian qian di le yi gen |
[01:35.961] | ei ei ei zen me hui shi |
[01:39.455] | ei ei ei |
[01:40.957] | zhe bie fu rong wang hai ke yi o |
[01:42.451] | wo shi wang pai bao an ni pa shi wo dang bao gao |
[01:45.703] | wo kan ni bei zhe bao ke neng wo zhuan shen ni jiu xiang tao pao |
[01:49.209] | dan shi chou fu rong wang de zen me ke neng hui shi huai ren |
[01:52.458] | he ni he zhao an xia kuai men |
[01:54.202] | xiao qu yi qie zheng chang |
[01:55.454] | OVER |
[01:56.452] | xiao qu de yang guang zhen de can lan |
[01:59.206] | wo zuo zai bao an ting li mian chui zhe dian shan |
[02:02.701] | bao an sheng huo ru ci qie yi ru ci jian dan |
[02:05.961] | da kai wo ri ji ben yong shou ba ta men fan fan |
[02:10.201] | dao shi jian wo zhun shi huan gang |
[02:12.209] | xin zhong shu ji bao an gui ze |
[02:13.961] | wu ye you min xiao qu huang dang |
[02:14.705] | chu shi zheng jian qing ni pei he |
[02:17.201] | mo te shen cai zhi fu hen tie he |
[02:20.454] | san lou da ma xiang dui wo jie se |
[02:23.960] | da ma qing ni bu yao luan gao |
[02:25.712] | wo de xin li mian zhi you gong zuo |
[02:27.709] | shui jia xiao hai dao chu luan pao |
[02:29.461] | zhi jie cong lv hua dai li chong guo |
[02:30.962] | wo zhen de bu zhi shi xin teng liu ge zhong de zhe dian cao |
[02:34.211] | zhu yao shi mei tian xun shi lv hua dai de wei sheng hen zao gao |
[02:37.205] | you ren sa guo ye niao you ren fang guo ye pao |
[02:38.957] | liu gou de lai zhe la shi cong lai ye bu jian diao |
[02:40.712] | zhen shi hen mei jie cao suo yi quan ni bie pao |
[02:42.709] | bu shi pa ni die dao er shi dan xin ni ran bing |
[02:44.460] | dui zhang yao wo xie jian tao |
[02:45.704] | wo de shuai ge shou zhi shi yong lai jia fu rong wang de er bu shi jia xie dao qian xin de bi de bie bao ge |
[02:50.962] | suo yi wo yi ba zhua zhu ta |
[02:53.205] | hai yao lai ta mu qin de hao ma |
[02:54.460] | da gei ta mu qin shuo ming qing kuang |
[02:55.958] | rang ta kuai dian ling hui jia |
[02:57.955] | ta mu qin ma shang gan dao |
[02:59.707] | kai zhe qi xi da bao ma |
[03:01.401] | kan jian wo shuai qi de lian yi shun jian dou wang le yao cai sha |
[03:04.651] | ta yi zhi ding zhe wo hen jiu dou shuo bu chu hua |
[03:08.157] | ta tu ran bao zhu wo shuo |
[03:09.912] | " xie xie ni bao hu wo er zi!" |
[03:11.651] | wo song ta qu bu ke |
[03:13.161] | hui lai qing ni he re cha |
[03:15.157] | ta ba shi sheng yi ren |
[03:16.655] | ye ye sheng ge bu hui jia |
[03:18.652] | ni you kong jiu lai wo jia zuo ke |
[03:20.407] | wo yong zui bang ni bao long xia |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : KillaF bà bié |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : KillaF bà bié |
[00:06.703] | biān qǔ: Mooham |
[00:10.209] | MIX: KillaF Mooham |
[00:11.707] | lù zhì: Shooting Guard Studio |
[00:12.206] | rén rén dōu shì bǎo ān |
[00:13.459] | huò zhě shuō |
[00:14.702] | rén rén xīn lǐ dōu zhù zhe yí gè bǎo ān |
[00:17.452] | shuō qǐ lái |
[00:18.451] | bǎo ān hé chéng qiān shàng wàn de nián qīng rén méi yǒu qū bié |
[00:21.458] | dōu zhǐ shì huó zhe bà le |
[00:23.455] | wǒ shì yí gè bǎo ān |
[00:25.452] | shàng bān wèi le xià bān |
[00:27.449] | xià bān yù yù guǎ huān |
[00:29.458] | míng tiān hái shì bǎo ān |
[00:32.452] | bǎo ān rì jì xù zhāng |
[00:34.208] | xiǎo qū de yáng guāng zhēn de càn làn |
[00:36.958] | wǒ zuò zài bǎo ān tíng lǐ miàn chuī zhe diàn shàn |
[00:40.452] | bǎo ān shēng huó rú cǐ qiè yì rú cǐ jiǎn dān |
[00:43.959] | dǎ kāi wǒ rì jì běn yòng shǒu bà tā men fān fān |
[00:48.452] | rú guǒ nǐ yào jìn mén má fán nǐ xiān dēng jì |
[00:51.459] | xún luó yī quān méi yǒu fā xiàn shén me wèn tí |
[00:54.954] | bǎo ān duì zhǎng shì wǒ mù biāo wǒ yào shēng jí |
[00:58.206] | hàn wèi xiǎo qū hé píng hàn wèi wǒ de zhèng yì |
[01:01.201] | wǒ chuān zhe zhǎn xīn de zhì fú zhàn zài xiǎo qū tíng chē chǎng |
[01:04.450] | cā le cā é tóu de hàn zhū wǒ de mào zi dài zhe yǒu diǎn yǎng |
[01:07.703] | shí jiān shì duō me de bǎo guì duō kàn shū jí qǔ yíng yǎng |
[01:10.952] | rú guǒ wǒ jīn tiān méi yǒu zǎo tuì jiù néng ná quán qín jiǎng |
[01:14.704] | wǒ yào mǎi bāo bīng láng màn màn pǐn cháng |
[01:17.953] | xiān ná wǔ bǎi kuài qián cún jìn yín háng |
[01:21.706] | kě shì yǒu yí gè hēi yǐng ràng wǒ yǒu diǎn huāng |
[01:25.199] | nǐ shì něi gè? wèi shí me yào pá sān lóu fáng dào chuāng |
[01:28.705] | nǐ shuō nǐ jiā lǐ miàn dài jiǔ le yǒu diǎn mèn |
[01:30.457] | pá dào wài miàn fáng dào chuāng lái jiě jiě kùn |
[01:32.454] | bēi zhe bāo xià lái hòu ná chū le fú róng wáng hái wǎng wǒ miàn qián dì le yī gēn |
[01:35.961] | éi éi éi zěn me huí shì |
[01:39.455] | éi éi éi |
[01:40.957] | zhè bié fú róng wáng hái kě yǐ ō |
[01:42.451] | wǒ shì wáng pái bǎo ān nǐ pà shì wǒ dāng bǎo gǎo |
[01:45.703] | wǒ kàn nǐ bēi zhe bāo kě néng wǒ zhuǎn shēn nǐ jiù xiǎng táo pǎo |
[01:49.209] | dàn shì chōu fú róng wáng de zěn me kě néng huì shì huài rén |
[01:52.458] | hé nǐ hé zhào àn xià kuài mén |
[01:54.202] | xiǎo qū yī qiè zhèng cháng |
[01:55.454] | OVER |
[01:56.452] | xiǎo qū de yáng guāng zhēn de càn làn |
[01:59.206] | wǒ zuò zài bǎo ān tíng lǐ miàn chuī zhe diàn shàn |
[02:02.701] | bǎo ān shēng huó rú cǐ qiè yì rú cǐ jiǎn dān |
[02:05.961] | dǎ kāi wǒ rì jì běn yòng shǒu bà tā men fān fān |
[02:10.201] | dào shí jiān wǒ zhǔn shí huàn gǎng |
[02:12.209] | xīn zhōng shú jì bǎo ān guī zé |
[02:13.961] | wú yè yóu mín xiǎo qū huàng dàng |
[02:14.705] | chū shì zhèng jiàn qǐng nǐ pèi hé |
[02:17.201] | mó tè shēn cái zhì fú hěn tiē hé |
[02:20.454] | sān lóu dà mā xiǎng duì wǒ jié sè |
[02:23.960] | dà mā qǐng nǐ bú yào luàn gǎo |
[02:25.712] | wǒ de xīn lǐ miàn zhǐ yǒu gōng zuò |
[02:27.709] | shuí jiā xiǎo hái dào chù luàn pǎo |
[02:29.461] | zhí jiē cóng lǜ huà dài lǐ chōng guò |
[02:30.962] | wǒ zhēn de bù zhǐ shì xīn téng liú gē zhǒng de zhè diǎn cǎo |
[02:34.211] | zhǔ yào shì měi tiān xún shì lǜ huà dài de wèi shēng hěn zāo gāo |
[02:37.205] | yǒu rén sā guò yě niào yǒu rén fàng guò yě pào |
[02:38.957] | liú gǒu de lái zhè lā shǐ cóng lái yě bù jiǎn diào |
[02:40.712] | zhēn shì hěn méi jié cāo suǒ yǐ quàn nǐ bié pǎo |
[02:42.709] | bú shì pà nǐ diē dǎo ér shì dān xīn nǐ rǎn bìng |
[02:44.460] | duì zhǎng yào wǒ xiě jiǎn tǎo |
[02:45.704] | wǒ de shuài gē shǒu zhǐ shì yòng lái jiā fú róng wáng de ér bú shì jiā xiě dào qiàn xìn de bǐ de bié bǎo gē |
[02:50.962] | suǒ yǐ wǒ yī bǎ zhuā zhù tā |
[02:53.205] | hái yào lái tā mǔ qīn de hào mǎ |
[02:54.460] | dǎ gěi tā mǔ qīn shuō míng qíng kuàng |
[02:55.958] | ràng tā kuài diǎn lǐng huí jiā |
[02:57.955] | tā mǔ qīn mǎ shàng gǎn dào |
[02:59.707] | kāi zhe qī xì dà bǎo mǎ |
[03:01.401] | kàn jiàn wǒ shuài qì de liǎn yī shùn jiān dōu wàng le yào cǎi shā |
[03:04.651] | tā yī zhí dīng zhe wǒ hěn jiǔ dōu shuō bu chū huà |
[03:08.157] | tā tū rán bào zhù wǒ shuō |
[03:09.912] | " xiè xiè nǐ bǎo hù wǒ ér zi!" |
[03:11.651] | wǒ sòng tā qù bǔ kè |
[03:13.161] | huí lái qǐng nǐ hē rè chá |
[03:15.157] | tā bà shì shēng yì rén |
[03:16.655] | yè yè shēng gē bù huí jiā |
[03:18.652] | nǐ yǒu kòng jiù lái wǒ jiā zuò kè |
[03:20.407] | wǒ yòng zuǐ bāng nǐ bāo lóng xiā |