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海选游戏 歌词

歌曲 海选游戏
歌手 虱子
专辑 海选游戏
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 虱子
[00:00.485] 作曲 : Mono:Massive x Vertual Vertigo
[00:00.971] 作词:虱子
[00:01.659] 混音:闲异人
[00:02.339] 录音:金剑
[00:03.691] 哟 我是虱子
[00:06.907] 中国新说唱 海选归来
[00:11.749] 给你们来点有画面儿的
[00:15.139] 别老一天天跟机关枪似的突突谁啊
[00:16.823] 是不是?
[00:21.924] 这无非就是一个秀
[00:24.027] 无非挂着羊头卖狗肉
[00:26.643] 无非进度拍的特别逗
[00:29.339] 无非导演说的特别real
[00:32.028] 内容会 开始 变得敏感
[00:34.707] 不知道这 剧情 会让谁难堪
[00:37.446] 偶像 拍照 都铺了底板
[00:39.823] 靠着 写手 把玩家们给替换
[00:42.835] 我路过 这么一家店
[00:45.515] 招牌叫特大碗的宽面
[00:48.019] 有位朋友 跟我说 这老板
[00:50.275] 没有手艺
[00:51.596] 只是拿个鸡毛当令箭
[00:53.627] 但我看到 排队 的 人 还真不少
[00:56.331] 为什么 这 揍性 销量还特高
[00:59.043] 他说他靠自我包装 加上国外熏陶
[01:02.390] 就连神仙都追着他跑
[01:04.403] 真他妈笑了
[01:05.787] 怎么让凡人给反了
[01:08.555] 怎么让凡人厉害了
[01:11.147] 怎么让凡人给面子
[01:13.811] 怎么让凡人立牌子
[01:16.507] 怎么让凡人给反了
[01:19.235] 怎么让凡人厉害了
[01:21.931] 怎么让凡人给面子
[01:24.683] 怎么让凡人立牌子
[01:27.107] 说来也巧 来了两位相师
[01:28.693] 其实从小 就知道他们名号
[01:31.331] 一唱一和打包出手的双面胶
[01:34.251] 老哥们快给我指指门道
[01:36.715] 我想问的是 未来的运势
[01:39.484] 可他们却让我先聊聊星座
[01:42.171] 一个说不好 一个说还成
[01:44.853] 这让我这脑袋有点迷惑
[01:47.332] 困惑之余
[01:48.189] 突然有三人冲来
[01:49.923] 问昨天算死了 为嘛还活着
[01:52.933] 他说老弟 你看 从卦象上说
[01:56.291] 这次好像闹着玩的
[01:58.347] 真他妈笑了
[02:00.340] 怎么让算命的盘了
[02:02.448] 怎么让拉弦的弹了
[02:05.051] 好话都让你们说了
[02:09.176] 还有什么不敢做的
[02:11.147] 怎么让算命的盘了
[02:13.837] 怎么让卦象调皮了
[02:15.979] 好话都让你们说了
[02:18.587] 还有什么不敢做的
[02:19.996] 我最讨厌的 就是娘们哭
[02:22.579] 没想到 水系 何仙姑
[02:25.155] 吕洞宾 只想拿走 被抢的麦克风
[02:28.381] 让你独自留在小黑屋
[02:30.659] 我也觉得 你说的全都对
[02:33.491] 可是无论什么都要自己扛
[02:36.163] 我只能陪你下盘简单的五子棋
[02:38.931] 但是不能做你的那个弹簧
[02:41.451] 真他妈笑了
[02:42.916] 咱们都被猴给玩了
[02:45.499] 谁让咱是那猴崽子
[02:48.195] 我说的没毛病对吧?
[02:50.213] 经历过的瓷们快洗洗睡吧
[02:52.963] 伴奏原曲:Mono:Massive - Blue Dawn
[00:00.000] zuo ci : shi zi
[00:00.485] zuo qu : Mono: Massive x Vertual Vertigo
[00:00.971] zuo ci: shi zi
[00:01.659] hun yin: xian yi ren
[00:02.339] lu yin: jin jian
[00:03.691] yo wo shi shi zi
[00:06.907] zhong guo xin shuo chang hai xuan gui lai
[00:11.749] gei ni men lai dian you hua mian r de
[00:15.139] bie lao yi tian tian gen ji guan qiang shi de tu tu shui a
[00:16.823] shi bu shi?
[00:21.924] zhe wu fei jiu shi yi ge xiu
[00:24.027] wu fei gua zhe yang tou mai gou rou
[00:26.643] wu fei jin du pai de te bie dou
[00:29.339] wu fei dao yan shuo de te bie real
[00:32.028] nei rong hui kai shi bian de min gan
[00:34.707] bu zhi dao zhe ju qing hui rang shui nan kan
[00:37.446] ou xiang pai zhao dou pu le di ban
[00:39.823] kao zhe xie shou ba wan jia men gei ti huan
[00:42.835] wo lu guo zhe me yi jia dian
[00:45.515] zhao pai jiao te da wan de kuan mian
[00:48.019] you wei peng you gen wo shuo zhe lao ban
[00:50.275] mei you shou yi
[00:51.596] zhi shi na ge ji mao dang ling jian
[00:53.627] dan wo kan dao pai dui de ren hai zhen bu shao
[00:56.331] wei shi me zhe zou xing xiao liang hai te gao
[00:59.043] ta shuo ta kao zi wo bao zhuang jia shang guo wai xun tao
[01:02.390] jiu lian shen xian dou zhui zhe ta pao
[01:04.403] zhen ta ma xiao le
[01:05.787] zen me rang fan ren gei fan le
[01:08.555] zen me rang fan ren li hai le
[01:11.147] zen me rang fan ren gei mian zi
[01:13.811] zen me rang fan ren li pai zi
[01:16.507] zen me rang fan ren gei fan le
[01:19.235] zen me rang fan ren li hai le
[01:21.931] zen me rang fan ren gei mian zi
[01:24.683] zen me rang fan ren li pai zi
[01:27.107] shuo lai ye qiao lai le liang wei xiang shi
[01:28.693] qi shi cong xiao jiu zhi dao ta men ming hao
[01:31.331] yi chang yi he da bao chu shou de shuang mian jiao
[01:34.251] lao ge men kuai gei wo zhi zhi men dao
[01:36.715] wo xiang wen de shi wei lai de yun shi
[01:39.484] ke ta men que rang wo xian liao liao xing zuo
[01:42.171] yi ge shuo bu hao yi ge shuo hai cheng
[01:44.853] zhe rang wo zhe nao dai you dian mi huo
[01:47.332] kun huo zhi yu
[01:48.189] tu ran you san ren chong lai
[01:49.923] wen zuo tian suan si le wei ma hai huo zhe
[01:52.933] ta shuo lao di ni kan cong gua xiang shang shuo
[01:56.291] zhe ci hao xiang nao zhe wan de
[01:58.347] zhen ta ma xiao le
[02:00.340] zen me rang suan ming de pan le
[02:02.448] zen me rang la xian de dan le
[02:05.051] hao hua dou rang ni men shuo le
[02:09.176] hai you shen me bu gan zuo de
[02:11.147] zen me rang suan ming de pan le
[02:13.837] zen me rang gua xiang tiao pi le
[02:15.979] hao hua dou rang ni men shuo le
[02:18.587] hai you shen me bu gan zuo de
[02:19.996] wo zui tao yan de jiu shi niang men ku
[02:22.579] mei xiang dao shui xi he xian gu
[02:25.155] lv dong bin zhi xiang na zou bei qiang de mai ke feng
[02:28.381] rang ni du zi liu zai xiao hei wu
[02:30.659] wo ye jue de ni shuo de quan dou dui
[02:33.491] ke shi wu lun shen me dou yao zi ji kang
[02:36.163] wo zhi neng pei ni xia pan jian dan de wu zi qi
[02:38.931] dan shi bu neng zuo ni de na ge tan huang
[02:41.451] zhen ta ma xiao le
[02:42.916] zan men dou bei hou gei wan le
[02:45.499] shui rang zan shi na hou zai zi
[02:48.195] wo shuo de mei mao bing dui ba?
[02:50.213] jing li guo de ci men kuai xi xi shui ba
[02:52.963] ban zou yuan qu: Mono: Massive Blue Dawn
[00:00.000] zuò cí : shī zi
[00:00.485] zuò qǔ : Mono: Massive x Vertual Vertigo
[00:00.971] zuò cí: shī zi
[00:01.659] hùn yīn: xián yì rén
[00:02.339] lù yīn: jīn jiàn
[00:03.691] yō wǒ shì shī zi
[00:06.907] zhōng guó xīn shuō chàng hǎi xuǎn guī lái
[00:11.749] gěi nǐ men lái diǎn yǒu huà miàn r de
[00:15.139] bié lǎo yì tiān tiān gēn jī guān qiāng shì de tū tū shuí a
[00:16.823] shì bú shì?
[00:21.924] zhè wú fēi jiù shì yí gè xiù
[00:24.027] wú fēi guà zhe yáng tóu mài gǒu ròu
[00:26.643] wú fēi jìn dù pāi de tè bié dòu
[00:29.339] wú fēi dǎo yǎn shuō de tè bié real
[00:32.028] nèi róng huì kāi shǐ biàn de mǐn gǎn
[00:34.707] bù zhī dào zhè jù qíng huì ràng shuí nán kān
[00:37.446] ǒu xiàng pāi zhào dōu pù le dǐ bǎn
[00:39.823] kào zhe xiě shǒu bǎ wán jiā men gěi tì huàn
[00:42.835] wǒ lù guò zhè me yī jiā diàn
[00:45.515] zhāo pái jiào tè dà wǎn de kuān miàn
[00:48.019] yǒu wèi péng yǒu gēn wǒ shuō zhè lǎo bǎn
[00:50.275] méi yǒu shǒu yì
[00:51.596] zhǐ shì ná gè jī máo dāng lìng jiàn
[00:53.627] dàn wǒ kàn dào pái duì de rén hái zhēn bù shǎo
[00:56.331] wèi shí me zhè zòu xìng xiāo liàng hái tè gāo
[00:59.043] tā shuō tā kào zì wǒ bāo zhuāng jiā shang guó wài xūn táo
[01:02.390] jiù lián shén xiān dōu zhuī zhe tā pǎo
[01:04.403] zhēn tā mā xiào le
[01:05.787] zěn me ràng fán rén gěi fǎn le
[01:08.555] zěn me ràng fán rén lì hài le
[01:11.147] zěn me ràng fán rén gěi miàn zi
[01:13.811] zěn me ràng fán rén lì pái zi
[01:16.507] zěn me ràng fán rén gěi fǎn le
[01:19.235] zěn me ràng fán rén lì hài le
[01:21.931] zěn me ràng fán rén gěi miàn zi
[01:24.683] zěn me ràng fán rén lì pái zi
[01:27.107] shuō lái yě qiǎo lái le liǎng wèi xiàng shī
[01:28.693] qí shí cóng xiǎo jiù zhī dào tā men míng hào
[01:31.331] yī chàng yī hè dǎ bāo chū shǒu de shuāng miàn jiāo
[01:34.251] lǎo gē men kuài gěi wǒ zhǐ zhǐ mén dào
[01:36.715] wǒ xiǎng wèn de shì wèi lái de yùn shì
[01:39.484] kě tā men què ràng wǒ xiān liáo liáo xīng zuò
[01:42.171] yí gè shuō bù hǎo yí gè shuō hái chéng
[01:44.853] zhè ràng wǒ zhè nǎo dài yǒu diǎn mí huò
[01:47.332] kùn huò zhī yú
[01:48.189] tū rán yǒu sān rén chōng lái
[01:49.923] wèn zuó tiān suàn sǐ le wèi ma hái huó zhe
[01:52.933] tā shuō lǎo dì nǐ kàn cóng guà xiàng shàng shuō
[01:56.291] zhè cì hǎo xiàng nào zhe wán de
[01:58.347] zhēn tā mā xiào le
[02:00.340] zěn me ràng suàn mìng de pán le
[02:02.448] zěn me ràng lā xián de dàn le
[02:05.051] hǎo huà dōu ràng nǐ men shuō le
[02:09.176] hái yǒu shén me bù gǎn zuò de
[02:11.147] zěn me ràng suàn mìng de pán le
[02:13.837] zěn me ràng guà xiàng tiáo pí le
[02:15.979] hǎo huà dōu ràng nǐ men shuō le
[02:18.587] hái yǒu shén me bù gǎn zuò de
[02:19.996] wǒ zuì tǎo yàn de jiù shì niáng men kū
[02:22.579] méi xiǎng dào shuǐ xì hé xiān gū
[02:25.155] lǚ dòng bīn zhǐ xiǎng ná zǒu bèi qiǎng de mài kè fēng
[02:28.381] ràng nǐ dú zì liú zài xiǎo hēi wū
[02:30.659] wǒ yě jué de nǐ shuō de quán dōu duì
[02:33.491] kě shì wú lùn shén me dōu yào zì jǐ káng
[02:36.163] wǒ zhǐ néng péi nǐ xià pán jiǎn dān de wǔ zǐ qí
[02:38.931] dàn shì bù néng zuò nǐ de nà gè tán huáng
[02:41.451] zhēn tā mā xiào le
[02:42.916] zán men dōu bèi hóu gěi wán le
[02:45.499] shuí ràng zán shì nà hóu zǎi zǐ
[02:48.195] wǒ shuō de méi máo bìng duì ba?
[02:50.213] jīng lì guò de cí men kuài xǐ xǐ shuì ba
[02:52.963] bàn zòu yuán qǔ: Mono: Massive Blue Dawn
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