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Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell |
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I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell |
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I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife |
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I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life |
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I said you've got it going, want to take it to my room |
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We jumped into a cab and headed for my home |
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Well there at my room she worked on my erection |
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Both were kind of drunk and horny and sloppy with protection |
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One month later she calls me one day |
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Telling me her period is late |
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Will I be a young dad |
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Sit around in my flat with her |
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I don't want to live that life |
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So I stick to what I prefer |
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Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme |
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This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine |
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We dated for a month steady(?)givin me a boner |
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But this dude Jesus seamed to own here |
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one time the preacher out of sight |
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Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right |
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She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange |
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Horny as I dog, I told her that could be arranged |
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One month later she calls me one day |
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Telling me her period is late |
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Will I be a young dad |
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Sit around in my flat with her |
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I don't want to live that life |
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So I stick to what I prefer |
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Will I be a young dad |
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Sit around in my flat with her |
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I don't want to live that life |
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So I stick to what I prefer |
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The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips |
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Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips |
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Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind |
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Wear a gummie head or life might just treat you unkind |
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Will I be a young dad |
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Sit around in my flat with her |
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I don't want to live that life |
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So I stick to what I prefer |
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Will I be a young dad |
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Sit around in my flat with her |
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I don't want to live that life |
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So I stick to what I prefer |
