一次查寝引发的思考 歌词
| 歌曲 | 一次查寝引发的思考 |
| 歌手 | LazyMaster |
| 专辑 | 一次查寝引发的思考 |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : LazyMaster |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : LazyMaster |
| [00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | (Intro:你们觉得那个旺旺眼看人低的学生代表平时说话是什么样的啊？我来给你们学一学吧~) |
| [00:21.153] | 我是一名术科生 我的素质最优秀 |
| [00:23.653] | 每天白天训练 晚上酒吧泡妞妞 |
| [00:26.403] | 我的肌肉最大 大脑肯定也发达 |
| [00:28.903] | 见到美女就跪下 我从来不刷牙 |
| [00:31.653] | 我的自理能力强 执行力更强 |
| [00:34.403] | 唯一的缺点 是上完厕所 我从来不冲翔 |
| [00:36.903] | 我每天学功夫 是为了能进学工部 |
| [00:39.653] | 感谢老师们带我查寝 让我生活更丰富 |
| [00:42.404] | 现在由我这个学科生 来和你们决胜负 |
| [00:44.652] | 感受到我的愤怒 全部都愣住 自己钻进坟墓 |
| [00:47.651] | 你们的高考成绩总和 甚至不敌我文综分数 |
| [00:50.403] | 就让这段Verse当语文课 直击你灵魂深处 |
| [00:53.151] | 你真土 全身迷彩搭配 穿得像个民工 |
| [00:55.902] | 凌晨见到了小白姐姐 钻进小树林中 |
| [00:58.651] | 是不是觉得肌纤维能抵御 |
| [01:01.152] | 所以因为冲动还是决定卖次命 |
| [01:04.151] | 我是学工部长 学生被我每周启迪 |
| [01:06.652]诲人不倦的感觉就像吸入太多[00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | (Intro:你们觉得那个旺旺眼看人低的学生代表平时说话是什么样的啊？我来给你们学一学吧~) |
| [00:21.153] | 我是一名术科生 我的素质最优秀 |
| [00:23.653] | 每天白天训练 晚上酒吧泡妞妞 |
| [00:26.403] | 我的肌肉最大 大脑肯定也发达 |
| [00:28.903] | 见到美女就跪下 我从来不刷牙 |
| [00:31.653] | 我的自理能力强 执行力更强 |
| [00:34.403] | 唯一的缺点 是上完厕所 我从来不冲翔 |
| [00:36.903] | 我每天学功夫 是为了能进学工部 |
| [00:39.653] | 感谢老师们带我查寝 让我生活更丰富 |
| [00:42.404] | 现在由我这个学科生 来和你们决胜负 |
| [00:44.652] | 感受到我的愤怒 全部都愣住 自己钻进坟墓 |
| [00:47.651] | 你们的高考成绩总和 甚至不敌我文综分数 |
| [00:50.403] | 就让这段Verse当语文课 直击你灵魂深处 |
| [00:53.151] | 你真土 全身迷彩搭配 穿得像个民工 |
| [00:55.902] | 凌晨见到了小白姐姐 钻进小树林中 |
| [00:58.651] | 是不是觉得肌纤维能抵御 |
| [01:01.152] | 所以因为冲动还是决定卖次命 |
| [01:04.151] | 我是学工部长 学生被我每周启迪 |
| [01:06.652] | 诲人不倦的感觉就像吸入太多 |
| [01:09.151] | 学生写的文章 我从来不去审核 |
| [01:11.900] | 学科生们有问题 就全都给我忍着 |
| [01:14.651] | 什么？道歉？你懂不懂尊敬老师？ |
| [01:17.401] | 怎么老是找事 我记住你了小子 |
| [01:20.151] | 学生证我拿走 写好检查和我换 |
| [01:22.401] | 我还要玩手机刷微博 去给大美女点赞 |
| [01:25.401] | 其实术科生有很多 也和我是朋友 |
| [01:27.901] | 我由衷地佩服他们 挥洒汗水 创造成就 |
| [01:30.650] | 两边的关系一直都处得非常融洽 |
| [01:33.400] | 可学工部却挑拨离间 说着没用的空话 |
| [01:35.900] | 这里所有的轰炸 都别对号入座 |
| [01:38.650] | 甭管学科术科 我觉得都会收拾宿舍 |
| [01:41.150] | 我们应该相互尊重 因为彼此都很出色 |
| [01:43.900] | 只有汪汪眼看人低的傻宝宝 才啦啦是个Loser |
| [01:47.898] | (Out tro:什么？学工部道歉了？那老师对不起，我不该出这首Diss, 我现在给你们道个歉~) |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : LazyMaster |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : LazyMaster |
| [00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | Intro: ni men jue de na ge wang wang yan kan ren di de xue sheng dai biao ping shi shuo hua shi shen me yang de a? wo lai gei ni men xue yi xue ba |
| [00:21.153] | wo shi yi ming shu ke sheng wo de su zhi zui you xiu |
| [00:23.653] | mei tian bai tian xun lian wan shang jiu ba pao niu niu |
| [00:26.403] | wo de ji rou zui da da nao ken ding ye fa da |
| [00:28.903] | jian dao mei nv jiu gui xia wo cong lai bu shua ya |
| [00:31.653] | wo de zi li neng li qiang zhi xing li geng qiang |
| [00:34.403] | wei yi de que dian shi shang wan ce suo wo cong lai bu chong xiang |
| [00:36.903] | wo mei tian xue gong fu shi wei le neng jin xue gong bu |
| [00:39.653] | gan xie lao shi men dai wo cha qin rang wo sheng huo geng feng fu |
| [00:42.404] | xian zai you wo zhe ge xue ke sheng lai he ni men jue sheng fu |
| [00:44.652] | gan shou dao wo de fen nu quan bu dou leng zhu zi ji zuan jin fen mu |
| [00:47.651] | ni men de gao kao cheng ji zong he shen zhi bu di wo wen zong fen shu |
| [00:50.403] | jiu rang zhe duan Verse dang yu wen ke zhi ji ni ling hun shen chu |
| [00:53.151] | ni zhen tu quan shen mi cai da pei chuan de xiang ge min gong |
| [00:55.902] | ling chen jian dao le xiao bai jie jie zuan jin xiao shu lin zhong |
| [00:58.651] | shi bu shi jue de ji xian wei neng di yu |
| [01:01.152] | suo yi yin wei chong dong hai shi jue ding mai ci ming |
| [01:04.151] | wo shi xue gong bu zhang xue sheng bei wo mei zhou qi di |
| [01:06.652]诲人不倦的感觉就像吸入太多[00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | Intro: ni men jue de na ge wang wang yan kan ren di de xue sheng dai biao ping shi shuo hua shi shen me yang de a? wo lai gei ni men xue yi xue ba |
| [00:21.153] | wo shi yi ming shu ke sheng wo de su zhi zui you xiu |
| [00:23.653] | mei tian bai tian xun lian wan shang jiu ba pao niu niu |
| [00:26.403] | wo de ji rou zui da da nao ken ding ye fa da |
| [00:28.903] | jian dao mei nv jiu gui xia wo cong lai bu shua ya |
| [00:31.653] | wo de zi li neng li qiang zhi xing li geng qiang |
| [00:34.403] | wei yi de que dian shi shang wan ce suo wo cong lai bu chong xiang |
| [00:36.903] | wo mei tian xue gong fu shi wei le neng jin xue gong bu |
| [00:39.653] | gan xie lao shi men dai wo cha qin rang wo sheng huo geng feng fu |
| [00:42.404] | xian zai you wo zhe ge xue ke sheng lai he ni men jue sheng fu |
| [00:44.652] | gan shou dao wo de fen nu quan bu dou leng zhu zi ji zuan jin fen mu |
| [00:47.651] | ni men de gao kao cheng ji zong he shen zhi bu di wo wen zong fen shu |
| [00:50.403] | jiu rang zhe duan Verse dang yu wen ke zhi ji ni ling hun shen chu |
| [00:53.151] | ni zhen tu quan shen mi cai da pei chuan de xiang ge min gong |
| [00:55.902] | ling chen jian dao le xiao bai jie jie zuan jin xiao shu lin zhong |
| [00:58.651] | shi bu shi jue de ji xian wei neng di yu |
| [01:01.152] | suo yi yin wei chong dong hai shi jue ding mai ci ming |
| [01:04.151] | wo shi xue gong bu zhang xue sheng bei wo mei zhou qi di |
| [01:06.652] | hui ren bu juan de gan jue jiu xiang xi ru tai duo |
| [01:09.151] | xue sheng xie de wen zhang wo cong lai bu qu shen he |
| [01:11.900] | xue ke sheng men you wen ti jiu quan dou gei wo ren zhe |
| [01:14.651] | shen me? dao qian? ni dong bu dong zun jing lao shi? |
| [01:17.401] | zen me lao shi zhao shi wo ji zhu ni le xiao zi |
| [01:20.151] | xue sheng zheng wo na zou xie hao jian cha he wo huan |
| [01:22.401] | wo hai yao wan shou ji shua wei bo qu gei da mei nv dian zan |
| [01:25.401] | qi shi shu ke sheng you hen duo ye he wo shi peng you |
| [01:27.901] | wo you zhong di pei fu ta men hui sa han shui chuang zao cheng jiu |
| [01:30.650] | liang bian de guan xi yi zhi dou chu de fei chang rong qia |
| [01:33.400] | ke xue gong bu que tiao bo li jian shuo zhe mei yong de kong hua |
| [01:35.900] | zhe li suo you de hong zha dou bie dui hao ru zuo |
| [01:38.650] | beng guan xue ke shu ke wo jue de dou hui shou shi su she |
| [01:41.150] | wo men ying gai xiang hu zun zhong yin wei bi ci dou hen chu se |
| [01:43.900] | zhi you wang wang yan kan ren di de sha bao bao cai la la shi ge Loser |
| [01:47.898] | Out tro: shen me? xue gong bu dao qian le? na lao shi dui bu qi, wo bu gai chu zhe shou Diss, wo xian zai gei ni men dao ge qian |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : LazyMaster |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : LazyMaster |
| [00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | Intro: nǐ men jué de nà gè wàng wàng yǎn kàn rén dī de xué shēng dài biǎo píng shí shuō huà shì shén me yàng de a? wǒ lái gěi nǐ men xué yī xué ba |
| [00:21.153] | wǒ shì yī míng shù kē shēng wǒ de sù zhì zuì yōu xiù |
| [00:23.653] | měi tiān bái tiān xùn liàn wǎn shàng jiǔ bā pào niū niū |
| [00:26.403] | wǒ de jī ròu zuì dà dà nǎo kěn dìng yě fā dá |
| [00:28.903] | jiàn dào měi nǚ jiù guì xià wǒ cóng lái bù shuā yá |
| [00:31.653] | wǒ de zì lǐ néng lì qiáng zhí xíng lì gèng qiáng |
| [00:34.403] | wéi yī de quē diǎn shì shàng wán cè suǒ wǒ cóng lái bù chōng xiáng |
| [00:36.903] | wǒ měi tiān xué gōng fū shì wèi le néng jìn xué gōng bù |
| [00:39.653] | gǎn xiè lǎo shī men dài wǒ chá qǐn ràng wǒ shēng huó gèng fēng fù |
| [00:42.404] | xiàn zài yóu wǒ zhè gè xué kē shēng lái hé nǐ men jué shèng fù |
| [00:44.652] | gǎn shòu dào wǒ de fèn nù quán bù dōu lèng zhù zì jǐ zuān jìn fén mù |
| [00:47.651] | nǐ men de gāo kǎo chéng jī zǒng hé shèn zhì bù dí wǒ wén zōng fēn shù |
| [00:50.403] | jiù ràng zhè duàn Verse dāng yǔ wén kè zhí jī nǐ líng hún shēn chù |
| [00:53.151] | nǐ zhēn tǔ quán shēn mí cǎi dā pèi chuān dé xiàng gè mín gōng |
| [00:55.902] | líng chén jiàn dào le xiǎo bái jiě jie zuān jìn xiǎo shù lín zhōng |
| [00:58.651] | shì bú shì jué de jī xiān wéi néng dǐ yù |
| [01:01.152] | suǒ yǐ yīn wèi chōng dòng hái shì jué dìng mài cì mìng |
| [01:04.151] | wǒ shì xué gōng bù zhǎng xué shēng bèi wǒ měi zhōu qǐ dí |
| [01:06.652]诲人不倦的感觉就像吸入太多[00:06.404] | Prod. By Fiftyano |
| [00:11.405] | Mixed by 70' |
| [00:15.154] | Intro: nǐ men jué de nà gè wàng wàng yǎn kàn rén dī de xué shēng dài biǎo píng shí shuō huà shì shén me yàng de a? wǒ lái gěi nǐ men xué yī xué ba |
| [00:21.153] | wǒ shì yī míng shù kē shēng wǒ de sù zhì zuì yōu xiù |
| [00:23.653] | měi tiān bái tiān xùn liàn wǎn shàng jiǔ bā pào niū niū |
| [00:26.403] | wǒ de jī ròu zuì dà dà nǎo kěn dìng yě fā dá |
| [00:28.903] | jiàn dào měi nǚ jiù guì xià wǒ cóng lái bù shuā yá |
| [00:31.653] | wǒ de zì lǐ néng lì qiáng zhí xíng lì gèng qiáng |
| [00:34.403] | wéi yī de quē diǎn shì shàng wán cè suǒ wǒ cóng lái bù chōng xiáng |
| [00:36.903] | wǒ měi tiān xué gōng fū shì wèi le néng jìn xué gōng bù |
| [00:39.653] | gǎn xiè lǎo shī men dài wǒ chá qǐn ràng wǒ shēng huó gèng fēng fù |
| [00:42.404] | xiàn zài yóu wǒ zhè gè xué kē shēng lái hé nǐ men jué shèng fù |
| [00:44.652] | gǎn shòu dào wǒ de fèn nù quán bù dōu lèng zhù zì jǐ zuān jìn fén mù |
| [00:47.651] | nǐ men de gāo kǎo chéng jī zǒng hé shèn zhì bù dí wǒ wén zōng fēn shù |
| [00:50.403] | jiù ràng zhè duàn Verse dāng yǔ wén kè zhí jī nǐ líng hún shēn chù |
| [00:53.151] | nǐ zhēn tǔ quán shēn mí cǎi dā pèi chuān dé xiàng gè mín gōng |
| [00:55.902] | líng chén jiàn dào le xiǎo bái jiě jie zuān jìn xiǎo shù lín zhōng |
| [00:58.651] | shì bú shì jué de jī xiān wéi néng dǐ yù |
| [01:01.152] | suǒ yǐ yīn wèi chōng dòng hái shì jué dìng mài cì mìng |
| [01:04.151] | wǒ shì xué gōng bù zhǎng xué shēng bèi wǒ měi zhōu qǐ dí |
| [01:06.652] | huì rén bù juàn de gǎn jué jiù xiàng xī rù tài duō |
| [01:09.151] | xué shēng xiě de wén zhāng wǒ cóng lái bù qù shěn hé |
| [01:11.900] | xué kē shēng men yǒu wèn tí jiù quán dōu gěi wǒ rěn zhe |
| [01:14.651] | shén me? dào qiàn? nǐ dǒng bù dǒng zūn jìng lǎo shī? |
| [01:17.401] | zěn me lǎo shì zhǎo shì wǒ jì zhù nǐ le xiǎo zi |
| [01:20.151] | xué shēng zhèng wǒ ná zǒu xiě hǎo jiǎn chá hé wǒ huàn |
| [01:22.401] | wǒ hái yào wán shǒu jī shuā wēi bó qù gěi dà měi nǚ diǎn zàn |
| [01:25.401] | qí shí shù kē shēng yǒu hěn duō yě hé wǒ shì péng yǒu |
| [01:27.901] | wǒ yóu zhōng dì pèi fú tā men huī sǎ hàn shuǐ chuàng zào chéng jiù |
| [01:30.650] | liǎng biān de guān xì yī zhí dōu chù dé fēi cháng róng qià |
| [01:33.400] | kě xué gōng bù què tiǎo bō lí jiàn shuō zhe méi yòng de kōng huà |
| [01:35.900] | zhè lǐ suǒ yǒu de hōng zhà dōu bié duì hào rù zuò |
| [01:38.650] | béng guǎn xué kē shù kē wǒ jué de dōu huì shōu shí sù shè |
| [01:41.150] | wǒ men yīng gāi xiāng hù zūn zhòng yīn wèi bǐ cǐ dōu hěn chū sè |
| [01:43.900] | zhǐ yǒu wāng wāng yǎn kàn rén dī de shǎ bǎo bǎo cái la la shì gè Loser |
| [01:47.898] | Out tro: shén me? xué gōng bù dào qiàn le? nà lǎo shī duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù gāi chū zhè shǒu Diss, wǒ xiàn zài gěi nǐ men dào gè qiàn |
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