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Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it!' |
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Pity him, the former |
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enfant terrible, |
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his career in aspic, |
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bent on pleasure, |
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gamely attempting |
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the tricky transition |
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from ageing outrage |
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to national treasure |
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'Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it! |
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A drum to bang and I'll thump on it! |
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Criticism and I'll dump on it! |
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If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!' |
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He won't rest while there are |
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cameras around |
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He'll start a quarrel |
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for the moral high-ground |
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It's not enough to win a brace of top awards |
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He won't be happy till he's in the House of Lords |
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'Gimme a bandwagon and I'll jump on it! |
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A drum to bang and I'll thump on it! |
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Criticism and I'll dump on it! |
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If you don't like it you'll be lumpin' it!' |
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At self-promotion he's a master |
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Although the midweek's a disaster |
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They used to fix things so much easier |
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The good old days were fun and sleazier |
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Pity him, the former |
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enfant terrible, |
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his career in aspic, |
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bent on pleasure, |
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gamely attempting |
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the tricky transition |
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from ageing outrage |
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to national treasure |
