| [00:05.00] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [00:07.68] | 君のハートが欲しいんだよ |
| [00:10.60] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [00:13.47] | 優しく触れて |
| [00:16.24] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [00:19.13] | 僕を救ってくれないか |
| [00:21.89] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [00:24.69] | なんてね いえい いえい いえい いえい いえい いええ アァん！！ |
| [00:31.92] | Give me. |
| [00:32.58] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [00:37.34] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [00:39.90] | そう、テストの点数なんかよりずっと |
| [00:43.72] | もうずっと大事なもの |
| [00:45.87] | インプレッション（すうじ）は最大の武器になると |
| [00:49.51] | 教わりましたから |
| [00:51.52] | まだまだ遠い夢 |
| [00:54.14] | 空を征く青い鳥よ |
| [00:57.40] | 僕を導いてくれ |
| [01:00.72] | Uh... |
| [01:02.64] | 「おやすみ」なんて言葉だけじゃ満足できないんだ |
| [01:07.79] | ほら君のキモチもう一個 ともう一個 あともう一個 |
| [01:13.70] | あぁテクノロジーの発展が無限の彼方へ飛ばすんだ |
| [01:18.95] | Ah... |
| [01:26.29] | どうだい本日のエンゲージメント |
| [01:29.89] | 高い水準で推移してひと月前の３０%超えです |
| [01:36.47] | 「おめでと〜」 |
| [01:37.34] | 将来君とエンゲージメント |
| [01:41.09] | 忘れられない思い出を |
| [01:43.99] | 数行の言葉にしたためましたので |
| [01:49.46] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [01:52.28] | 僕を救ってくれないか |
| [01:55.09] | あぁまだまだバズり足りない |
| [01:57.88] | なんてね いえい いえい いえい いえい いええ |
| [02:01.66] | そう黒歴史は残さぬように |
| [02:05.51] | もうずっと見られないよう |
| [02:07.80] | インターネッツは危険を伴うって |
| [02:11.26] | 教わりましたから |
| [02:13.26] | ままましたから |
| [02:14.86] | 恩師はGoogle先生 |
| [02:17.60] | 座右の銘は「Enjoy 炎上」 |
| [02:20.59] | 夜明かしエゴサーチ |
| [02:23.62] | なんてもう草不可避 |
| [02:25.54] | クビも覚悟で頑張ったあなたの清き一投を |
| [02:31.20] | ほらそこの彼ももう一回 ともう一回 あともう一回 |
| [02:36.90] | そして逃げ出した子猫がいつか大きな波をおこすんだ |
| [02:42.35] | Hh... |
| [03:16.97] | 君に拍手されただけじゃ満足できないんだ |
| [03:21.85] | そこの彼女からもう一個 ともう一個 あともう一個 |
| [03:27.38] | そしてテクノロジーの発展がもう想像力を超えちゃって |
| [03:33.11] | Hh... |
| [03:39.28] | だってまだ不安定センチメント |
| [03:42.57] | 右も左もわからんし |
| [03:45.37] | これでも必死に生きてるつもり |
| [03:50.23] | だって人気がなければジエンド |
| [03:53.80] | 笑えるような思い出を |
| [03:56.63] | 写真や動画にして共有しましたので |
| [04:02.52] | ので ので ので ので |
| [04:07.83] | 「拡散お願いします」 |
| [04:08.56] | さぁきっとこれはジャッジメント |
| [04:13.53] | 欲とモラルが戦って |
| [04:16.43] | 建前のGoodをオカズに今日も |
| [04:20.41] | 「いただきま〜す」 |
| [04:20.97] | どうだいついに圧倒的レジェンド |
| [04:24.88] | 忘れられない思い出は |
| [04:27.77] | 地上波初登場でバッチリ録画しましたので |
| [04:34.14] | アァん！！（アカウントが凍結されています） |
| [04:38.87] | Give me. |
| [04:39.72] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:44.58] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:50.09] | Give me. |
| [04:50.99] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:55.75] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:59.21] |
| [00:05.00] | zu |
| [00:07.68] | jun yu |
| [00:10.60] | zu |
| [00:13.47] | you chu |
| [00:16.24] | zu |
| [00:19.13] | pu jiu |
| [00:21.89] | zu |
| [00:24.69] | !! |
| [00:31.92] | Give me. |
| [00:32.58] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [00:37.34] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [00:39.90] | dian shu |
| [00:43.72] | da shi |
| [00:45.87] | zui da wu qi |
| [00:49.51] | jiao |
| [00:51.52] | yuan meng |
| [00:54.14] | kong zheng qing niao |
| [00:57.40] | pu dao |
| [01:00.72] | Uh... |
| [01:02.64] | yan ye man zu |
| [01:07.79] | jun yi ge yi ge yi ge |
| [01:13.70] | fa zhan wu xian bi fang fei |
| [01:18.95] | Ah... |
| [01:26.29] | ben ri |
| [01:29.89] | gao shui zhun tui yi yue qian chao |
| [01:36.47] | |
| [01:37.34] | jiang lai jun |
| [01:41.09] | wang si chu |
| [01:43.99] | shu xing yan ye |
| [01:49.46] | zu |
| [01:52.28] | pu jiu |
| [01:55.09] | zu |
| [01:57.88] | |
| [02:01.66] | hei li shi can |
| [02:05.51] | jian |
| [02:07.80] | wei xian ban |
| [02:11.26] | jiao |
| [02:13.26] | |
| [02:14.86] | en shi Google xian sheng |
| [02:17.60] | zuo you ming Enjoy yan shang |
| [02:20.59] | ye ming |
| [02:23.62] | cao bu ke bi |
| [02:25.54] | jue wu wan zhang qing yi tou |
| [02:31.20] | bi yi hui yi hui yi hui |
| [02:36.90] | tao chu zi mao da bo |
| [02:42.35] | Hh... |
| [03:16.97] | jun pai shou man zu |
| [03:21.85] | bi nv yi ge yi ge yi ge |
| [03:27.38] | fa zhan xiang xiang li chao |
| [03:33.11] | Hh... |
| [03:39.28] | bu an ding |
| [03:42.57] | you zuo |
| [03:45.37] | bi si sheng |
| [03:50.23] | ren qi |
| [03:53.80] | xiao si chu |
| [03:56.63] | xie zhen dong hua gong you |
| [04:02.52] | |
| [04:07.83] | kuo san yuan |
| [04:08.56] | |
| [04:13.53] | yu zhan |
| [04:16.43] | jian qian Good jin ri |
| [04:20.41] | |
| [04:20.97] | ya dao de |
| [04:24.88] | wang si chu |
| [04:27.77] | di shang bo chu deng chang lu hua |
| [04:34.14] | !! dong jie |
| [04:38.87] | Give me. |
| [04:39.72] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:44.58] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:50.09] | Give me. |
| [04:50.99] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:55.75] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:59.21] |
| [00:05.00] | zú |
| [00:07.68] | jūn yù |
| [00:10.60] | zú |
| [00:13.47] | yōu chù |
| [00:16.24] | zú |
| [00:19.13] | pú jiù |
| [00:21.89] | zú |
| [00:24.69] | !! |
| [00:31.92] | Give me. |
| [00:32.58] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [00:37.34] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [00:39.90] | diǎn shù |
| [00:43.72] | dà shì |
| [00:45.87] | zuì dà wǔ qì |
| [00:49.51] | jiào |
| [00:51.52] | yuǎn mèng |
| [00:54.14] | kōng zhēng qīng niǎo |
| [00:57.40] | pú dǎo |
| [01:00.72] | Uh... |
| [01:02.64] | yán yè mǎn zú |
| [01:07.79] | jūn yī gè yī gè yī gè |
| [01:13.70] | fā zhǎn wú xiàn bǐ fāng fēi |
| [01:18.95] | Ah... |
| [01:26.29] | běn rì |
| [01:29.89] | gāo shuǐ zhǔn tuī yí yuè qián chāo |
| [01:36.47] | |
| [01:37.34] | jiāng lái jūn |
| [01:41.09] | wàng sī chū |
| [01:43.99] | shù xíng yán yè |
| [01:49.46] | zú |
| [01:52.28] | pú jiù |
| [01:55.09] | zú |
| [01:57.88] | |
| [02:01.66] | hēi lì shǐ cán |
| [02:05.51] | jiàn |
| [02:07.80] | wēi xiǎn bàn |
| [02:11.26] | jiào |
| [02:13.26] | |
| [02:14.86] | ēn shī Google xiān shēng |
| [02:17.60] | zuò yòu míng Enjoy yán shàng |
| [02:20.59] | yè míng |
| [02:23.62] | cǎo bù kě bì |
| [02:25.54] | jué wù wán zhāng qīng yī tóu |
| [02:31.20] | bǐ yī huí yī huí yī huí |
| [02:36.90] | táo chū zi māo dà bō |
| [02:42.35] | Hh... |
| [03:16.97] | jūn pāi shǒu mǎn zú |
| [03:21.85] | bǐ nǚ yī gè yī gè yī gè |
| [03:27.38] | fā zhǎn xiǎng xiàng lì chāo |
| [03:33.11] | Hh... |
| [03:39.28] | bù ān dìng |
| [03:42.57] | yòu zuǒ |
| [03:45.37] | bì sǐ shēng |
| [03:50.23] | rén qì |
| [03:53.80] | xiào sī chū |
| [03:56.63] | xiě zhēn dòng huà gòng yǒu |
| [04:02.52] | |
| [04:07.83] | kuò sàn yuàn |
| [04:08.56] | |
| [04:13.53] | yù zhàn |
| [04:16.43] | jiàn qián Good jīn rì |
| [04:20.41] | |
| [04:20.97] | yā dào de |
| [04:24.88] | wàng sī chū |
| [04:27.77] | dì shàng bō chū dēng chǎng lù huà |
| [04:34.14] | !! dòng jié |
| [04:38.87] | Give me. |
| [04:39.72] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:44.58] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:50.09] | Give me. |
| [04:50.99] | Give me lots of likes. |
| [04:55.75] | Not enough attention attention. |
| [04:59.21] |
| [00:05.00] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [00:07.68] | 想要得到你的心 |
| [00:10.60] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [00:13.47] | 我会很温柔地对待它的 |
| [00:16.24] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [00:19.13] | 我觉得我还能抢救一下 |
| [00:21.89] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [00:24.69] | 开玩笑的啦 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 啊！ |
| [00:31.92] | 给我。 |
| [00:32.58] | 给我多多点赞吧。 |
| [00:37.34] | 关注量还不够呀。 |
| [00:39.90] | 是啊，考试分数这种东西一直以来 |
| [00:43.72] | 都是很重要的东西 |
| [00:45.87] | “浏览量可是强有力的武器啊” |
| [00:49.51] | 听别人都这么说。 |
| [00:51.52] | 梦想离我还很遥远啊 |
| [00:54.14] | 横穿碧空的带给人幸福的青鸟啊 |
| [00:57.40] | 请你指引我前行吧！ |
| [01:00.72] | 唔... |
| [01:02.64] | 只是说说“晚安”这种话可满足不了我 |
| [01:07.79] | 把你们的感受一条 一条 又一条地发出来吧 |
| [01:13.70] | 啊 科技发展日新月异无法想象 |
| [01:18.95] | 啊... |
| [01:26.29] | 怎么样？今天的热度 |
| [01:29.89] | 比一个月前高了百分之三十呢！ |
| [01:36.47] | “可喜可贺~” |
| [01:37.34] | 借着这热度 |
| [01:41.09] | 你以后要是有什么难忘的回忆 |
| [01:43.99] | 写几行字出来也有人看不是吗？ |
| [01:49.46] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [01:52.28] | 我觉得我还能抢救一下 |
| [01:55.09] | 啊 话题炒作得还不够 |
| [01:57.88] | 开玩笑的啦 耶 耶 耶 耶 耶 |
| [02:01.66] | 为了抹掉以前的黑历史 |
| [02:05.51] | 毕竟一辈子都不想看到那些羞人的东西了 |
| [02:07.80] | “网络危害大,不要沾上它” |
| [02:11.26] | 以前有听人这么说过 |
| [02:13.26] | 好早好早以前了 |
| [02:14.86] | 谷歌就是我的恩师 |
| [02:17.60] | “享受当网红的快感”就是我的座右铭 |
| [02:20.59] | 网上搜自己的名字 看了一个通宵 |
| [02:23.62] | 笑到嘴抽筋哈哈哈 |
| [02:25.54] | 我是要做大事的人 请务必投我一票哦 |
| [02:31.20] | 那边那个谁 你也来一个 来一个 再来一个 |
| [02:36.90] | 话音未落 逃出来一只小猫到处捣乱 |
| [02:42.35] | 哈... |
| [03:16.97] | 就只有你一个鼓鼓掌可不能满足得了我 |
| [03:21.85] | 那边的美女也来一个 来一个 再来一个 |
| [03:27.38] | 话说科技的发展真的超乎想象呢 |
| [03:33.11] | 哈... |
| [03:39.28] | 因为心绪不定的关系 |
| [03:42.57] | 都已经分不清东南西北了 |
| [03:45.37] | 已经做好努力活下去的准备了 |
| [03:50.23] | 因为没人气了的话就凉凉了 |
| [03:53.80] | 所以要把搞笑的经历 |
| [03:56.63] | 拍成照片 做成视频 上传出来供大家观看才行啊 |
| [04:02.52] | 才行啊 才行啊 才行啊 才行啊 |
| [04:07.83] | “求转发！！！！！！！！！” |
| [04:08.56] | 啊 这难道就是传说中的超管？ |
| [04:13.53] | 欲望和道德在脑中打架 |
| [04:16.43] | 就算是口头说说的“你很棒棒哦”也能被我当成配餐 |
| [04:20.41] | “那我就不客气啦” |
| [04:20.97] | 怎么样 终于创造出了压倒性的超神记录 |
| [04:24.88] | 令人难忘的 |
| [04:27.77] | 在无线电视上的首次亮相顺利地完整录下来咯！ |
| [04:34.14] | 啊！！（您的公众号已被冻结） |
| [04:38.87] | 给我。 |
| [04:39.72] | 给我多多点赞吧。 |
| [04:44.58] | 关注量还不够呀。 |
| [04:50.09] | 给我。 |
| [04:50.99] | 给我多多点赞吧。 |
| [04:55.75] | 关注量还不够呀。 |
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