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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to your death |
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Now let's see where you're headed |
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Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you |
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Deep within the mighty riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Wicked wicked wicked wicked clowns |
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Hey, I'm violent |
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J and I'm here |
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Well I'm here to kick you all ass |
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We, the wicked juggalos |
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We juggle those who live like hoes and chose |
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The express route, one way |
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Straight down the spiral twist to the riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Hey, what's up motherfucker? |
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This is 'Shaggs |
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Two Dope' congratulate you |
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For openin' the box, the riddle box |
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It looks like you received your prize |
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The cost? |
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Well the cost was your life! |
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Bitch boyDa joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Da joke's on you! |
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Riddle box |
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Tell me sir, what can you do? |
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It looks like the joke's on you |
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C'mon on down and turn the crank |
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Let's see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity |
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What's it gonna be, mister? |
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Heaven or |
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Hell?The bonus or the bones |
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Turn the crank and let's find out |
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C'mon on down, mister, you don't have |
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Anything to be scared of do you, sir? |
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So what's gonna pop out of the mighty riddle box? |
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Spin the crank and let's find out, whadda you say? |
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Step right up, who's first? |
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Who's brave enough to step into their new eternal destiny? |
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Surely someone must be confident |
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That their life wasn't totally evil |
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Step right |