歌曲 | The Joker's Wild |
歌手 | Insane Clown Posse |
专辑 | Riddle Box |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Clark, Insane Clown Posse | |
Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's number one | |
game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about | |
tonight's contestants." | |
"Hey, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch | |
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck | |
So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!" | |
[Violent J] | |
Woohoo! | |
Everybody smile | |
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?) | |
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J) | |
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast | |
Cop copper, it's been a long while | |
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle | |
Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel | |
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin wheel | |
Looks good, nice try | |
Now let's see just how ya gonna die? | |
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed | |
He just pounds nails in your forehead | |
The pig got lucky that time | |
But let's take a look who's next down the line | |
Oh, the 43rd District judge | |
Hey pal, remember me | |
You threw me in jail | |
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck | |
The clicker's landed, let me check | |
The Jokey, hey it ain't bad at all | |
We just cut your face off and slap your skull | |
Who's next for the games and fun? | |
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run | |
The redneck that sicked his dog on me | |
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy | |
Spin around and around it goes | |
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes | |
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile | |
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild | |
"Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?" | |
"Jeffrey Dahmer." | |
"No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?" | |
"Aww, shit, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for round two of this bitch | |
So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped | |
Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!" | |
[Violent J] | |
You like big money and prizes, don't ya | |
You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya | |
Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin | |
Free money, now spin again | |
Oh goody, the unzip your drawers | |
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls | |
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada | |
Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!) | |
The audience loves that shit | |
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits | |
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah | |
We got guts on the camera | |
"The Joker's Wild is brought to you by...Faygo | |
EVERYBODY SING!!" | |
"Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a | |
Faygo" | |
[Violent J] | |
Welcome back to the Carnival Show | |
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow | |
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever | |
Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head | |
Pick a door, one, two, or three | |
It's the same behind every door, me | |
There's no escape, now gimme that bald head | |
The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead | |
At home they just watching your doom | |
We broadcast from hell to your living room | |
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style | |
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild | |
"It's time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your | |
mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss.... | |
HE HIT! What's next?" | |
"We got money, we got cash, we got prizes | |
We got blood, we got guts | |
We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild" | |
[Violent J] | |
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie | |
Somebody's gonna die, oh my | |
It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor | |
Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen | |
Window, see he died and he went to hell though | |
We meet again, I got my own game show | |
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around | |
BONUS ROUND! | |
Oh shit, the end of the game | |
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang | |
You gotta chance for money and prizes | |
You gotta chance at death, too hahah | |
So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast | |
Your chance for freedom at last | |
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack? | |
"Uh, I think so", load the gat | |
"The cop in here?" | |
"Eats butt." | |
"Yes. The square root of two?" | |
"Uhhh..." | |
"Correct. Nutsacs don't belong in?" | |
"Butt cracks" | |
"Right. Richboys eat?" | |
"Caviar." | |
"No, the correct answers bullets." (gunshots) | |
"Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks | |
See ya later, goodbye" | |
"That's it, go home (aww!) |
zuo ci : Clark, Insane Clown Posse | |
Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray' s number one | |
game show, The Joker' s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about | |
tonight' s contestants." | |
" Hey, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch | |
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck | |
So step the fuck up and play the Joker' s Wild!" | |
Violent J | |
Woohoo! | |
Everybody smile | |
Guess who' s back on your underground dial who? | |
It' s the game show host with the most Violent J | |
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast | |
Cop copper, it' s been a long while | |
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle | |
Mr. PigMan packing that steel | |
But tonight, you ain' t shit, now spin the fuckin wheel | |
Looks good, nice try | |
Now let' s see just how ya gonna die? | |
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed | |
He just pounds nails in your forehead | |
The pig got lucky that time | |
But let' s take a look who' s next down the line | |
Oh, the 43rd District judge | |
Hey pal, remember me | |
You threw me in jail | |
Take a spin or I' ll snap your neck | |
The clicker' s landed, let me check | |
The Jokey, hey it ain' t bad at all | |
We just cut your face off and slap your skull | |
Who' s next for the games and fun? | |
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run | |
The redneck that sicked his dog on me | |
Now that' s gonna cost you a spin, buddy | |
Spin around and around it goes | |
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes | |
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile | |
Anything goes on the Joker' s Wild | |
" Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?" | |
" Jeffrey Dahmer." | |
" No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?" | |
" Aww, shit, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for round two of this bitch | |
So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped | |
Step the fuck up and play the Joker' s Wild!" | |
Violent J | |
You like big money and prizes, don' t ya | |
You' d probably kill for a big prize, won' t ya | |
Ya little bitch, it' s your turn to spin | |
Free money, now spin again | |
Oh goody, the unzip your drawers | |
I' m finna clip this chain on your balls | |
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada | |
Now we bust your head like a pinata hey! | |
The audience loves that shit | |
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits | |
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, ddamn ah | |
We got guts on the camera | |
" The Joker' s Wild is brought to you by... Faygo | |
EVERYBODY SING!!" | |
" Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a | |
Faygo" | |
Violent J | |
Welcome back to the Carnival Show | |
Here' s your chance for the big money cash flow | |
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever | |
Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head | |
Pick a door, one, two, or three | |
It' s the same behind every door, me | |
There' s no escape, now gimme that bald head | |
The crowd can' t help, look, they' re all dead | |
At home they just watching your doom | |
We broadcast from hell to your living room | |
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style | |
Anything goes on the Joker' s Wild | |
" It' s time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your | |
mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss.... | |
HE HIT! What' s next?" | |
" We got money, we got cash, we got prizes | |
We got blood, we got guts | |
We got naked dead bitches on the Joker' s Wild" | |
Violent J | |
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie | |
Somebody' s gonna die, oh my | |
It' s Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor | |
Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen | |
Window, see he died and he went to hell though | |
We meet again, I got my own game show | |
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can' t fuck around | |
BONUS ROUND! | |
Oh shit, the end of the game | |
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang | |
You gotta chance for money and prizes | |
You gotta chance at death, too hahah | |
So get ready, I' m coming at' cha fast | |
Your chance for freedom at last | |
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack? | |
" Uh, I think so", load the gat | |
" The cop in here?" | |
" Eats butt." | |
" Yes. The square root of two?" | |
" Uhhh..." | |
" Correct. Nutsacs don' t belong in?" | |
" Butt cracks" | |
" Right. Richboys eat?" | |
" Caviar." | |
" No, the correct answers bullets." gunshots | |
" Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks | |
See ya later, goodbye" | |
" That' s it, go home aww! |
zuò cí : Clark, Insane Clown Posse | |
Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray' s number one | |
game show, The Joker' s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about | |
tonight' s contestants." | |
" Hey, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for the killer show of this bitch | |
We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck | |
So step the fuck up and play the Joker' s Wild!" | |
Violent J | |
Woohoo! | |
Everybody smile | |
Guess who' s back on your underground dial who? | |
It' s the game show host with the most Violent J | |
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast | |
Cop copper, it' s been a long while | |
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle | |
Mr. PigMan packing that steel | |
But tonight, you ain' t shit, now spin the fuckin wheel | |
Looks good, nice try | |
Now let' s see just how ya gonna die? | |
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed | |
He just pounds nails in your forehead | |
The pig got lucky that time | |
But let' s take a look who' s next down the line | |
Oh, the 43rd District judge | |
Hey pal, remember me | |
You threw me in jail | |
Take a spin or I' ll snap your neck | |
The clicker' s landed, let me check | |
The Jokey, hey it ain' t bad at all | |
We just cut your face off and slap your skull | |
Who' s next for the games and fun? | |
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run | |
The redneck that sicked his dog on me | |
Now that' s gonna cost you a spin, buddy | |
Spin around and around it goes | |
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes | |
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile | |
Anything goes on the Joker' s Wild | |
" Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?" | |
" Jeffrey Dahmer." | |
" No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?" | |
" Aww, shit, motherfuckers | |
Get ready for round two of this bitch | |
So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped | |
Step the fuck up and play the Joker' s Wild!" | |
Violent J | |
You like big money and prizes, don' t ya | |
You' d probably kill for a big prize, won' t ya | |
Ya little bitch, it' s your turn to spin | |
Free money, now spin again | |
Oh goody, the unzip your drawers | |
I' m finna clip this chain on your balls | |
Raise ya upside down for the bang bada | |
Now we bust your head like a pinata hey! | |
The audience loves that shit | |
Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits | |
Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, ddamn ah | |
We got guts on the camera | |
" The Joker' s Wild is brought to you by... Faygo | |
EVERYBODY SING!!" | |
" Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a | |
Faygo" | |
Violent J | |
Welcome back to the Carnival Show | |
Here' s your chance for the big money cash flow | |
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever | |
Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head | |
Pick a door, one, two, or three | |
It' s the same behind every door, me | |
There' s no escape, now gimme that bald head | |
The crowd can' t help, look, they' re all dead | |
At home they just watching your doom | |
We broadcast from hell to your living room | |
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style | |
Anything goes on the Joker' s Wild | |
" It' s time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open your | |
mouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss.... | |
HE HIT! What' s next?" | |
" We got money, we got cash, we got prizes | |
We got blood, we got guts | |
We got naked dead bitches on the Joker' s Wild" | |
Violent J | |
I got my yellow suit and my purple tie | |
Somebody' s gonna die, oh my | |
It' s Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor | |
Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen | |
Window, see he died and he went to hell though | |
We meet again, I got my own game show | |
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can' t fuck around | |
BONUS ROUND! | |
Oh shit, the end of the game | |
Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang | |
You gotta chance for money and prizes | |
You gotta chance at death, too hahah | |
So get ready, I' m coming at' cha fast | |
Your chance for freedom at last | |
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack? | |
" Uh, I think so", load the gat | |
" The cop in here?" | |
" Eats butt." | |
" Yes. The square root of two?" | |
" Uhhh..." | |
" Correct. Nutsacs don' t belong in?" | |
" Butt cracks" | |
" Right. Richboys eat?" | |
" Caviar." | |
" No, the correct answers bullets." gunshots | |
" Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks | |
See ya later, goodbye" | |
" That' s it, go home aww! |