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Won't you be my prom queen? (another morning) |
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Won't you be my prom queen? |
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Everybody has a real good time |
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Won't you be my prom queen? (must take for my senior prom) |
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Won't you be my prom queen? |
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Everybody has a real good time |
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Another morning, i must get up and go to school |
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I'm taking too long gettin dressed, tryin to look my best |
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Because today is not your ordinary every morning |
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My high school prom is coming up and i hear my daddy's warnings |
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I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom |
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I shouldn't have too much trouble because i'm |
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I'm very nice, my mother says i'm very handsome |
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When i wear my good vest, and mother knows best |
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I got to school, i straggle through the hallways |
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I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always |
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But this time, i must now approach them (or) |
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Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again(ow) |
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And so i chose her, her hair, it matches with her face |
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She is so lovely, my heart pulse begin to race |
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I make my way between her friends and to her presence |
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Hello, christine, would you be my prom queen? |
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I'd rather die, i'd rather die, i'd rather die... |
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(repeat over) |
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(would you be my prom queen? no! aaah! prom queen) |
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There was a time when i could except a no |
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That was before, christine is gonna have to go |
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My parents will be proud of me when i bring her home |
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So now i sit and watch her practice in the gym dome |
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Christine is famous, she has so many different friends |
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Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend |
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Nobody talks to me, i only talk to i |
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And i been telling myself all day, she's gotta die |
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"good morning, everybody. this is principal rogers, and i would just |
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Like to congradulate our senior class and wish them a great time at tonight's |
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Prom dance." |
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Won't you be my prom queen? (i can be your prom baby) |
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Won't you be my prom queen? |
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Everybody has a real good time |
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It was really fuckin easy, i'm a human hater |
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I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her |
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I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders |
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And when it got dark, i carried her home on my |
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Shoulders |
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My daddy was asleep, when i snuck her in the back |
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I thought about my situation and it's kind of whack |
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It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar |
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But she's dead, i guess i'll never have to tell her |
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I took the bottles of tamiace, four dollars worth |
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I took the seventeen dollars that was in her purse |
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I bought balloons and streamers and stuff to munch |
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I had a dollar left, i bought a faygo punch |
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I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall |
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I banged my head a couple times, i'm just too fuckin tall |
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I would have took her to the school like a normal man |
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But i had to kill her first they'd never understand |
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I put a record on and then i picked her up to dance |
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I bet she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants |
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I know my daddy would be proud of all that i've done |
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Instead of burning me, he'd probably come and hug his son |
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I think about it as i dance slowly to the beat |
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The more i think about it tears are rolling down my cheek |
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I hope i showed christine a night like no other |
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After all, that's how my daddy did my mother |
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"our seniors deserve a night to celebrate with |
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Friends, celebrate |
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All their great work. prom night is your very own |
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Special night, |
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And everybody always remember their high school prom." |
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Won't you be my prom queen? (i can be your prom baby) |
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Won't you be my prom queen? |
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Everybody has a real good time |
