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I was never popular, this |
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I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, |
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GooAll the kids would always beat me, until |
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I'm half-dead |
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Make fun of the size of my forehead |
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But that shit never bothered me, |
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Mama and Mother |
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They had a lot of property |
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They had a science lab in the basement |
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And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent |
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I made a mouse with a chicken head |
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It clucked three times |
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CLUCK, CLU |
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CK, CLUCKAnd then it was dead |
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I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck |
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Gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah) |
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But I'm still lonely, |
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I need a homie |
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So I collected limbs and made a zombie |
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I could've made a girlie friend |
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But fuck that, |
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I got my girlie right here yeah |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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I will make a friend for me |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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We will rule eternity |
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I used so many body parts it was crazy |
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I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty? |
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They all chipped in on my special friend |
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Everything helps, |
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Even if you got a finger to lend, come on |
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I hear the other children playing outside' |
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Keep it down you little bitches, |
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I'll skin your fucking hides!'? |
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Stressful?, this part is wack |
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Some how I gots to attach this nut sack |
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Shit! Fuck! |
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I'm sawing off an elbow |
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Looking at the meter |
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I'm like ? |
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Quasar and |
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Ziphalo?Or better yet look out the fucking window |
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I see a storms coming, almost time to roll |
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Screw the head on, come on, come on |
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It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone |
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Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert |
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Fuck! Shit! |
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Didn't work |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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I will make a friend for me |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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We will rule eternity |
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It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya |
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But fuck that, cause |
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I ain't no failure |
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I put the shit with the ?things? and this with that |
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Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that? |
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It's alive! |
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I just gotta wake it up |
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Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup |
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It will do exactly hold up, pause |
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I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that |
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Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time |
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Paint his ugly face up just like mine |
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I see him twitching, |
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I'm on a roll |
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He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival |
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Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit |
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And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit |
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Did it work? |
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You make the call |
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Shaggy? (What up, y'all!) |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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I will make a friend for me |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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We will rule eternity |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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I will make a friend for me |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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We will rule eternity |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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I will make a friend for me |
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You can call me |
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Mad Professor |
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We will rule eternity |