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I gotta tell him |
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I gotta be a man and handle my business |
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I know he's gonna hate me |
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Ahhh I gotta call him |
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What up dogg? |
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What you been up to? |
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Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out |
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Me and you we been down for while, right? |
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We been here and there we been pretty tight |
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Something happened last night that you might get upset about |
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But hear me out |
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I didn't mean nothing by it, |
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I'm a make this quick |
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I gave your mama this dick |
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I don't know how it happened |
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I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping |
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I was over there mowing the grass |
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And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass |
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And then, |
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I went inside to make a phone call |
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And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra |
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One thing just led to another |
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Next thing you know, |
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I'm butt-****ing your mother |
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Please don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, |
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I never said |
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I loved the ho |
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Please don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a |
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JuggaloDon't hang up, |
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I still got more |
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Your momma gives head like a heroin whore |
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I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud |
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When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the |
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Milk DudWe broke out with your with grandpa's gin |
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Got drunk, |
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I ****ed her with a bowling pin |
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She's freaky |
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Her nipples look like peanuts |
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Your mama's one of my favorite sluts |
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She likes licking from the back of my balls |
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To the tip of my dick with one big lick |
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She calls me her big teddy bear |
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Roooaaaaarrrrr |
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I chase her around on my underwear |
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I'll admit |
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I like spanking her butt |
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I used your sock though to catch my nut |
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Don't worry |
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I put it back, |
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I knew you better |
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That's probably why your toes been sticking together |
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Please don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, |
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I never said |
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I loved the ho |
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Please don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a |
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JuggaloYour mom's ass look like oat meal yo |
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It's bumpy and grainy, |
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I like to feel though |
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And I ain't trying to diss her either |
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I'm only saying that |
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I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some |
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Every hair is like a foot long |
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Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes |
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It's all right with me though |
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I don't mind as long as |
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I can locate the |
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V-HoleAnd your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing |
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Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing |
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And I'm hoping you and me are still cool |
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I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow |
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And we plan on ****ing again |
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All right |
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I'll talk to you later |
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Peace Eminem |
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Di-zamSomebody just got ****ed up |
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NiggaPlease don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, |
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I never said |
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I loved the ho |
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Please don't hate me, but |
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I been ****ing your mommy lately |
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Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a |
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Juggalo |
