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Dearly beloved we are gathered here today |
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To get through this thing called life, electric word life |
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That means forever and that's a mighty long time |
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But I'm here to tell you there's something else, the afterworld |
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A world of never ending happiness |
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You can always see the sun, day or night |
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So when you call up that shrink in |
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Beverly Hills |
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You know the one, |
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Dr. Everything'll be alright |
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Instead of asking him how much of your time is left |
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Ask him how much of your mind, baby' |
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Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld |
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In this life you're on your own |
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And if the elevator tries to bring you down |
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Go crazy, punch a higher floor |
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If you don't like the world you're living in |
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Take a look around you, at least you got friends |
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You see I called my old lady for a friendly word |
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She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor |
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Ah, ah, is all |
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I heardAre we gonna let the elevator bring us down? |
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Oh no, let's go, let's go crazy, let's get nuts |
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Let's look for the purple banana till they put us in the truck, let's go |
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We're all excited but we don't know why |
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Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die |
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And when we do, yeah what's it all for? |
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You better live now before the grim reaper comes knocking on your door |
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Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? |
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Oh, no let's go, let's go crazy, let's get nuts |
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Look for the purple banana til' they put us in the truck, let's go |
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C'mon baby, let's get nuts, yeah let's go crazy |
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Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? |
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Oh no, let's go, go crazy, let's go crazy |
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Let's go, let's go, let's go |
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Dr. Everything'll be alright |
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Gonna make everything go wrong |
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Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill |
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Hang tough children, he's come, he's come, he's come |
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Take me away |