| 歌曲 | Calgone |
| 歌手 | Incubus |
| 专辑 | S.C.I.E.N.C.E. |
| 作词 : Boyd, Einziger, Katunich ... | |
| On my way home, police car pulled me over | |
| After they left, | |
| I puttered out of gas | |
| Triple-A' came, but my card was expired | |
| I had to walk home and of course | |
| It rained half the time | |
| I tried to get some shut eye | |
| Then I was abducted | |
| They put cold things in my butt | |
| They sampled a bit of my | |
| D.N.A.They left me on top of my sheets | |
| I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me | |
| This day sucked the hardest ever | |
| I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today | |
| A little bit less than nothing would go my way | |
| I got up to toss my soiled sheets | |
| The hallway was dark and | |
| I stubbed my big toe | |
| It was then that | |
| I sensed the irony(Burning me) | |
| Then I heard the voice say"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe" | |
| I suppose | |
| I'm to blame for getting pulled over | |
| I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas | |
| Let's assume | |
| I'm the guy who didn't pay his ' | |
| Triple-A' fee | |
| In actuality, | |
| I let the zetas probe me | |
| Yesterday was all my fault | |
| I let negativity get the better of me | |
| Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds | |
| They temporarily set free this quandary |
| zuò cí : Boyd, Einziger, Katunich ... | |
| On my way home, police car pulled me over | |
| After they left, | |
| I puttered out of gas | |
| TripleA' came, but my card was expired | |
| I had to walk home and of course | |
| It rained half the time | |
| I tried to get some shut eye | |
| Then I was abducted | |
| They put cold things in my butt | |
| They sampled a bit of my | |
| D. N. A. They left me on top of my sheets | |
| I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me | |
| This day sucked the hardest ever | |
| I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today | |
| A little bit less than nothing would go my way | |
| I got up to toss my soiled sheets | |
| The hallway was dark and | |
| I stubbed my big toe | |
| It was then that | |
| I sensed the irony Burning me | |
| Then I heard the voice say" Come sail aboard S. S. Nepenthe" | |
| I suppose | |
| I' m to blame for getting pulled over | |
| I guess I' m the culprit for running out of gas | |
| Let' s assume | |
| I' m the guy who didn' t pay his ' | |
| TripleA' fee | |
| In actuality, | |
| I let the zetas probe me | |
| Yesterday was all my fault | |
| I let negativity get the better of me | |
| Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds | |
| They temporarily set free this quandary |