(I Can't Play) Basketball

歌曲 (I Can't Play) Basketball
歌手 Jimmy Fallon
专辑 The Bathroom Wall

歌词

[00:00.62] Yo. Are you ready for some air ball throwin'
[00:02.88] Free throw blowin no look where I'm goin'
[00:05.09] Free style flowin'
[00:06.33] You are in my house baby
[00:07.70]
[00:08.45] Well it's tip off time and I'm off the tip
[00:11.24]
[00:11.80] Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip
[00:15.22] Bustin' out rhymes standin' in line
[00:17.29] 'Cause it's garbage time
[00:17.98] 'Cause I'm calm I'm cool
[00:19.56] And I collected eighteen shots
[00:21.88] That got rejected
[00:23.03] I'm not Corey Feldman
[00:24.19] I'm not Corey Haim
[00:24.98] I got a license to drive
[00:26.13] But I ain't got game
[00:27.77] Jimmy what do you say
[00:30.77]
[00:31.94] You can't play basketball
[00:36.04]
[00:36.86] Jimmy what do you say
[00:39.84]
[00:41.31] You can't play basketball
[00:45.28]
[00:46.08] Wear my socks high
[00:46.88] 'Cause it makes me feel cool
[00:48.13] I don't know how to dribble
[00:49.22] But I know how to drool
[00:50.41] People always say that
[00:51.48] I'm a basketball fool
[00:52.51] I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool
[00:55.12] Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet
[00:57.31] I took him to the hole I took him to the vet
[00:59.75] Shoot from the three every chance I get
[01:01.83] I call it in the air nothin' but nothin'
[01:04.27] Jimmy what do you say
[01:07.29]
[01:08.47] You can't play basketball
[01:12.52]
[01:13.21] Jimmy what do you say
[01:16.51]
[01:17.64] You can't play basketball
[01:21.66]
[01:22.61] Okay here's my chance the open lane
[01:25.59] Don't get nervous don't sweat everyone's watchin'
[01:28.58] You can do it man I mean just dribble up
[01:31.45] Don't double dribble just dribble normal
[01:33.44] Don't show everyone
[01:34.14] That you can dribble superfast
[01:34.96] Between your legs like you
[01:35.89] Do in your driveway
[01:36.68] No this is in front of people on the court
[01:38.37] I'm gonna go up in the air
[01:39.62] I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can
[01:40.68] 'Cause usually
[01:41.33] I'm on the other end people dunkin' on me
[01:43.56] I'm used to some 7 foot dude's
[01:45.25] Thingy gettin' smacked in my face
[01:46.77]
[01:47.54] I still got the bruise to prove it
[01:49.64] But I ain't gonna take that
[01:50.80] Nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin' down
[01:51.96]
[01:52.91] My name ain't Dick Bruiseface
[01:54.31] Well listen up ya'll
[01:55.14] You know I'm not tall
[01:56.42] My name was never written on the bathroom wall
[01:58.74] I'm gonna say
[01:59.31] What's up I'm gonna take the pump
[02:01.18] 'Cause I'm a movin' pick
[02:02.23] I'm gonna shoot some bricks
[02:03.05] So I huff and puff
[02:04.40] I say enuff z'nuff
[02:05.40] I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad
[02:06.53] On the inside stuff
[02:07.76] Say
[02:08.03] Jimmy what do you say
[02:11.12]
[02:11.92] You can't play basketball
[02:16.41]
[02:17.29] Jimmy what do you say
[02:20.33]
[02:21.48] You can't play basketball
[02:25.46]
[02:26.28] Jimmy what do you say
[02:29.43]
[02:30.61] You can't play basketball
[02:34.65]
[02:35.35] Jimmy what do you say
[02:38.56]
[02:39.81] You can't play basketball