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It's nine o'clock in the |
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Chinese take-away |
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And I blame the effect on the gamma ray, the gamma ray |
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Well, losing out on mah jong |
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I set my watch to |
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Hong Kong |
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I blame it all on the gamma ray |
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I hear the triad has crossed the |
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Tong In Indianapolis, home of the gamma ray |
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The deadly gamma ray, the deadly gamma ray |
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And there ain't no guest list tonight at the |
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Memorial Hall |
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Cher got in cos she's so thin |
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And even Evil |
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Knievel tried to wheedle |
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No - the deadly gamma ray, the gamma ray |
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I blame it all on the gamma ray |
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Know why, you know why - the gamma ray |
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I hear there's entry only to those with green hair |
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In the next |
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World's Fair because of the gamma ray |
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Yeah, I hear there's panic buying of shampoo |
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And those little pots of goo |
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You know why, you know why all because of the gamma ray |
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When Alan |
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McGhee went to |
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Dundee He caused all the rock groups to flee |
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Yeah, I read it in the |
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N.M.E. It was the gamma ray |
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The Chief |
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Brigadier's head began to swell |
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Firing off depleted uranium shells |
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He bombarded everything pretty well |
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Except for the gamma ray |
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Blow it all away |
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And then the gamma ray seemed to say |
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If you carry twelve margaritas on a tray |
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You cannot be touched in anyway |
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By the benign, yet malevolent |
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Mark two chrome, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma ray |
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Gamma, gamma, gamma, gamma ray |
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So, let's go back to |
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Indianapolis, oh, |
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Indianapolis, |
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Yeah, Indianapolis, |
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Indianapolis |
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Let's go back to |
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Indianapolis |
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Because it's the home of the gamma ray |
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Sure, I'm gettin' on a train right now |
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I'm outta here |
