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I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell, |
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I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. |
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I crawed in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then i cried, |
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Called me a name said |
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I'd lied kicked me again and |
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I thought |
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I died. She took my clothes set them on fire, hit me with her curling iron. |
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I tried to block it with my watch, then she kicked me in the crotch again. |
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. |
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Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care thing's weren't what they seemed, |
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She had a pan on the stove of full of boiling water and my nat's would soon be steamed. |
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I tried to run, scream for for help, she hit me in the nurts with a rinestone belt. |
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It was like nothing that |
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I'd ever felt, |
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I thank god |
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I wasn't wearing a kilt. |
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She grabed the bat from beneath the bed swung it once and missed my head, |
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She rared back, swung it again, |
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Then she hit me in the twin's again. |
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. |
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Yea today's that awful day, |
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And my boys won't be the same. |
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. |
