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If I could have just one wish |
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Maybe for an hour |
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I wanna be a woman |
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And feel that phantom power |
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Maybe I'd wanna stick around for a while |
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Until my heart got broke |
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Maybe then I could find out if I'm a half decent man |
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Or if I'm just a joke |
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If I could be the first woman president |
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I'd take on air pollution |
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I'd walk the streets of Baghdad at dawn |
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To find the real solution |
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I'd bear my soul for the people to read |
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I'd make my secrets known |
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I'd rather really be assassinated first day in office |
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Or die somewhere alone |
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It's no excuse to be obtuse |
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It's no excuse to be deaf, dumb and blind |
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When evolution is a thing of no use |
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It likes to call itself intelligent design |
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So here's the world in the palm of my hand |
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How come I'm feeling so tender |
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It's a man's world, I've heard it since birth |
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I'm out of touch with my gender |
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I wanna feed the hungry, I wanna heal the sick |
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I wanna stifle the causes of suffering and hate |
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I wanna know my enemy by the look in its eyes |
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I wanna stop on this madness before it's too late |
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I don't care if you think I've gone crazy |
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Messianic delusion is a back breaking crime |
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I've got a dog and a gold fish and a friend in the navy |
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Don't know nothing about intelligent design |
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It's no excuse to be brutal |
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It's no excuse to be vile |
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It's no excuse to wanna die for religion |
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I harm an innocent child |
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It's no excuse to be a slick politician |
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When the whole New Orleans is drowning in brine |
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I'm not mistaken, it was Darwin's position |
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That the whole new evidence is caused by intelligent design |